Just another day in parodies... This is another weird parody. So, basically, be ready for just about anything. Hmmm... I really need to know the lyrics to Britney Spears' 'Oops I did it Again,' or whatever the hell that song is called. I have a most interesting idea for a parody to do based on that. Okay, I normally don't do this, but it's how Nataku's Child started out the original one. I mean, you know, the 'I don't own Gundam Wing' thing. Everything other than that is my words. Mine, mine, mine. So... I do not own Gundam Wing, if I did, there would have been many scenes in which Duo was naked, even more scenes showing Heero and Duo kissing, and perhaps even more, and it probably wouldn't have been nearly as good. Except for the parts where Duo would have been naked, if I'd owned Gundam Wing. And now on to what you clicked on the name of this fic to read...

(Wow, this is gonna be harder than I thought... I don't do that whole point of view thing... Oh well. I'll start after all the flash back, flash forward, flash back, flash forward stuff. I'll do it all in a nice orderly time frame.)

Sheesh... Well, it all begins at the coffee shop, I guess... Soooo.... "Heero... I brought you here to tell you something very important..." Heero waited rather impatiently for Duo to finish his sentence. "And... Well... It's hard to tell you this... But... Well... I think you cheated when we played Duck Duck Goose last week..." Heero frowned. "So that's it? That was what was so important? That's what you had to tell me?" Duo bit his lower lip nervously. "No, that isn't all. I also... Well... I'm pretty sure you peeked when we were playing hide ad seek the week before that." Heero rolled his eyes. "I did not peek, alright? So just drop it. Is there anything else? Maybe you want to tell me that you think I cheated when we played... I don't know, some other stupid, childish game that we never actually played?" "Heero... I love you..." (Now let's see just how much I can tweak the story line... That is what I'm best at, after all... I wasn't called tweaked guy for nothin'.)

Duo had looked down when he said that and when he looked up, execting to see Heeros face, he saw... A cows face. Duo was startled, and jumped backwards. "Hehehe..." Heero lifted the cow mask from his face. "So, you say you love me, huh? Well, I read further ahead into the script, and I figure I can do some serious damage to the plot if I... Well, I'll show you." Heero leaned forward and pressed his lips to Duos. After a few moments, he slipped his tongue between Duos lips, and a while after that he finally pulled away. "I love you too, Duo." Then the roof of the coffee shop disappeared, and a thundering voice from the sky said "Damn you you messed with the plot! Now I have to think up the rest from scratch!" And then the roof reappeared. "I knew that'd mess up the plot." Heero grinned. "So... That's the only reason you did that? Just to screw up the plot? I should have expected something like that from you. You can't feel things like love, can you?" Duo shoved past Heero and ran from the coffee shop. Then the roof disappeared momentarily again, and the author stuck his head out from the clouds, and stuck his tongue out at Heero. "I fixed it." He said, and then vanished.

(Ah, now the plot shall be tweaked...) Duo ran from the coffee shop. How could he have done that? Is that all he cares about? The mission and the plot? He couldn't at least have just said he didn't feel the same way, or something? Duo ran down the street, but then the street suddenly vanished. He was inside a vast, seemingly endless hall, full of doors. Each door had something written on it, but he couldn't make out anything any of them said. He walked cautiously down the hall, and eventually he saw a door that had writing he could understand. "Mind? Why does this door say 'mind?'" Duo reached for the doorknob, twisted it, and pushed the door open. He entered the door, and then the door disappeared. "Where am I?!?" The room he was in seemed to be completely round, and he was just floating in the middle, but he felt solid ground beneath his feet. The room kept changing colors, and spinning around slowly. First it was purple, then blue, then red, then green, and then purple again. A young boy came out of nowhere and ran up to Duo. Th-That's me!

The boy looked up at Duo. "Mister, help! There's a man chasing me, and he's got a gun!" A man? With a gun? That seems familiar... The boy ran behind Duo, and once he had gotten about two feet from Duo, he simply vanished. Soon after he vanished, a man holding a gun suddenly appeared, and ran towards Duo. "Hey, did you see a kid run by here? He's wearin' clothes just like yours, and he's got a braid liek yours, too, but he's a lot smaller than you..." I... Remember that guy... I remember this, this all happened... Duo pointed to his left, a different diretion than the younger him had run. The man ran off in the direction Duo had pointed, and then the multi-colored, spinning room disappeared and he was back in the colony he had been born in. "I remember this... I ran over this way, I was being chased by that guy because he saw me stealing from the Oz base... And then I saw someone... Someone that looks exactly how I look now. And he did exactly what I just did..." Duo turned around to go after the younger him, but he was then back in the spinning, color-changing room.

A voice rang out from all directions. "What you have just experienced is a memory, however the memory is only a memory because I did so. If I had not sent you back into your memory, you would not have helped yourself, and you would have been killed by that man." Then he was back in the hallway, with his back against the door labelled 'mind.' So the only reason I'm alive is because this happened back then, and I somehow went back in time and saved myself? This place doesn't make any sense at all... Duo continued on down te hall, looking for a door that said 'exit.'

Heero ran out the coffee shop only seconds after Duo. "Duo, wait! What? Where did he go? He couldn't possibly have gotten very far from here... There is absolutely nowhere he could go from here, at least a minutes run from here..." Heero looked all around him, but didn't see Duo at all. Great... You had to go mess with the plot, and now because of it, Duo thinks you're just a cruel heartless bastard. And, worst of all, he thinks you don't love him. Good going... Heero frowned, and wandered off in the opposite direction Duo had disappeared in. He was staring at the ground, thinking about what he had just done, when the ground suddenly changed. "Where am I?"

Heero appeared to be in some sort of hallway full of doors. "What? These doors all have writing on them... I can't understand them, though... Wait a minute... That one over there, I think I can read it." Heero ran to the door he had seen, and read what was on it. 'Poo?' What the hell is that suppoed to mean? Oh, they look like initials. P.O.O. Well, it still doesn't make sense. I guess I should go inside." Heero entered the room that the door labelled P.O.O. led to. Once he entered the room, he saw that the room was spherical (round, for those of you who can't read big words like that) and spinning slowly. "What the hell? This entire room is made out of dog crap!" A voice then rang out from every direction at once. "No, it is made of dog poo. Now watch closely..." The rooms color changed slightly. "Horse poo." The room changed color again. "Chicken poo. Now pig poo. rabbit poo. mouse poo. Winnie the Poo." All the while the room was slightly changing colors. Verious shades of brown and green appeared all over the room. "This concludes the lesson on poo." Then Heero was back in the hallway. "I may never open a door again after that..."

Duo saw another door with writing he could understand. "'Body.' I wonder what's in here..." Duo opened the door and entered the room. It looked just like the previous room, and was spinning about slightly faster. Then the colors all disappeared, and the spherical (Round, remember?) room was left completely white. But the whiteness only lasted for a few seconds, and then the walls were covered with photos of Duo with no clothes on. The voice began to speak again. "This is your body. It looks great, and... Well... A certasin part of it is quite large..." This time the voice was definitely coming from one particular side of the room. Duo glared at that side of the room. "So what? What teh hell does that have to do with anything?" The voice laughed, and then spoke again. "Nothing. I just wanted an excuse to be able to look at these pictures..." Then Duo was suddenly back in the hallway again. "This place is way too confusing..."

Heero spotted another door. "Let's see what this one says... McDonalds? Hey, sounds good to me!" Heero turned the doorknob and pushed open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Why wont you open? Open up, you stupid door! I'm hungry! I didn't get a chance to eat at the damn coffee shop place. I don't even know whether they had food or not... They had coffee though, and I'm thirsty, so therefore I was at the very least deprived of a drink, so OOOOPPPPEEENNN UUUUPPPP!!!" Heero shoved open the door, and he heard a voice say "If you insist..." Heero ran into the room, but all that was in the room was a nude old man. "Hi, sonny, I'm old man McDonald! Wanna... Have some fun?" Heero ran from the room and slammed the door closed behind him. "I want to get the hell out of here, and fast..."

Duo read the writing above the door. "Soul,' huh? So it's going to give me a look into my soul or something?" Duo opened the door and stepped inside. The room was the same colors s the previous two had been, and was also spherical, and was ALSO spinning around, though faster than the other ones had been spinning. "So, you going to show me the inside of my soul or something?" Duo asked, and the voice, which was coming from a distinctly smaller portion of the part of the room he had figured out it was coming from before, began to seak once again. "No, I don't know how to show you your soul, so I just invited some people over to sing some soul music." The room was then filled with people singing, and Duo exited the room quickly. "No, thanks. I'd rather just get out of here, if you don't mind."

Heero saw another door with writing he was able to read. "Crap, what's that door say? 'Heart?' Fine, whatever, I'll go in. But if this place is full of cow hearts or something, I'm going to kill someone..." Heero entered the room, and, to his surprise, he had walked into a waiting room. A woman behind a desk in the room told him to have a seat. "Hey, you're that lady who as talking in those other two rooms, aren't you?" The woman nodded her head. "Yes, I am." "Why am I here? And where am I?" The woman just smiled and said "You'll find out in a minute."

Duo found another door, though this one had the writing in gold letters. Unfortunately, all but two of the letters had been removed, and only the first two letters remained. "'He'... Probably heart. So, apparently either this place is going to be filled with the hearts of dead animals, or it will be a look into my own heart. Well, the way things have been going, I could just enter to find a bunch of pictures of my heart... But, whatever, I'll go in." Duo opened the door and stepped inside. "A waiting room?" He asked ion surprise. Then a door at the opposite end of the room opened, and a woman entered. "Hello, I'm... Well, my name isn't important. Go on in." Do thgouht carefully. "You're that lady that was talking in the other rooms, huh?" She nodded her head, and then pointed at the door. Duo walked through the door the woman had come out of and found himself in a room resembling all the others he had been in. It changed colors, and was spinning around, though it was spinning very slowly.

"You can go in now, Heero." The woman told him. "Okay then... Hey, how did you know my name?" the woman smiled again, and gestured at the door. "Go on inside." Heero stood right where he was. "Why should I trust you? How do I know there isn't a, a, a tiger or somehting in there, waiting to eat me?" The woman laughed.. "I don't have any reason to want to kill you. I just want to help. So go inside. He's waiting..." Heero turned his head and looked diretly at her. "Who's waiting?" The woman laughed, and then she, the desk, and the door Heero had entered through disappeared. "Well, I guess I have to go through this door now..." Heero opened the door, and walked inside.

A door on the other side of the room opened, and someone entered the spinning, color-changing room. The door closed behind the person that had entered, and Duo couldn't see who it was, because the lights had been turned off a few seconds before the person had entered. The woman from the other rooms he had been in then began two speak. "I don't need to recreate your memory to show you what I want to show you. I don't need to invite singers, or paint the room with poo, or anything, either. All I need to do to show you what should be in this room is let you see each other. So this is what is inside your hearts." Then the lights were turned on, and Duo saw that the other person in the room was Heero.

"Duo... Duo, I need to apologize to you for earlier..." Heero began but Duo turned around and ran to the wall opposite Heero, searching for the exit. Duo threw open the door, and went back into the waiting room. "Duo, wait!" Heero ran across the spinning, multi-colored room, and went through the same door Duo had gone through only moments before him. "Duo, wait up! I just want to say I'm sorry..." Heero yelled, but the waiting rooms exit door was already closing as he entered the room. Heero opened up the door and ran down the hallway after Duo. "Duo, please, wait!" (Not too parody-like so far, is it? That's what endings and second chapters are for...)

Duo ran through the hall, looking desperately for the exit. "I have to get out of here. I can't forgive Heero for what he did to me..." Duo was knocked to the ground by an obese man who exited through a door with writing Duo couldn't understand. The fat man said something, but Duo couldn't understand a thing he said. "I don't have a damn clue what you're saying." The fat man slapped Duo, and then spoke in English. "Why the hell are you running? If you had hit me only a litte harder, I would have ended up..." The fat man then farted. "Oh, never mind, I did it anyways... Those were some damn good bean burritos, though..." The fat man then waddled down the hall in the opposite direction Duo was going, mumbling something in a different language that Duo couldn't understand. "Whatever." Duo ran down the hall, and saw a door that said 'exit.' He opened the door, and ran inside. "Ow!" Duo hit the brick wall behind the door and fell to the ground. "Sorry, but this isn't the real exit." The woman said from somewhere behind the wall. Then Heero caught up with Duo. "Duo, I'm sorry..." Duo stood up, glared at Heero, and then turned around. "I an't forgive you for that, Heero. I don;t really know why not... But that's what it says in the script, so I have to say it. Now goodbye." Duo ran down the hall, and went through the real exit, Heero following close behind.

To be continued...

Not very parody-like, I must admit... But I had to get that weirdness out of the way. The next chapter is where it will become a bit more parody-like. Anyways, don't forget to REVIEW THIS THING! I guess that's all I have to say, so goodbye, people!