HOTLINE KONOHA!!!!!!!!!
ACD: Ok. I'm here to answer all your questions about all your favorite ninja inhabiting Konoha! Give a big hello everyone.
Naruto: HEY! What's up everyone? I'm gonna be Hokage!
Sasuke: Shut up, loser. You're dreams are useless… and so is this… thing.
Sakura: Sasuke, you don't have to be so mean. Say hi! Hi, people!
Kakashi: Hm? Oh, yes. Hello.
Kiba: Yahoo!!! What's up?
Shino: This is irritating…
Hinata: U-um… H-hello, e-everyone.
Kurenai: Hinata, Hinata, Hinata… Hi, anyways.
Shikamaru: Troublesome hotline…
Choji: Are their free snacks? Can I eat if I say hi?
Ino: God, you guys! Be a little more energetic! Hey, what's up everybody?
Asuma: Greetings.
Neji: If I must be here, then hello to you.
Lee: I GREET THE BEAUTIFUL POWER TO YOUTH AND ITS AWESOMENESS!!!
Tenten: LEE!! SHUT UP!! God… Hi there.
Gai: GOOD ONE, LEE!
Tsunade: Yeah, hi and all. I have important business to get to! Hurry up!
Shizune: Lady Tsunade, do you mean the party you're planning for this weekend?
Jiraiya: PARTY? Will there be girls! Oh, there are girls here!!!!
ACD: Shut it, ya perv! Anyway. These are our guests for however long you have questions or suggestions for them. For any personal requests, I can send invitations to all the shinobi you want until we're one big ninja family!
Sasuke: Minus Itachi…
Naruto: Oh shut up.
Sasuke: Say again, loser?
Sakura: Guys, not right now.
ACD: Yes, thank you, Sakura. So, please stay in touch and yes, we will be having contests with each feedback. The contest will vary depending on some suggestions, opinions, results of other contests, and/or my mood.
Kiba: I win good looks!
Naruto: Nah, man! I'm totally sexier!
Lee: I think we all know who would be the winner for that my dear friends.
Neji: Lee, knock it off.
Lee: Well, Neji. We know you certainly wouldn't win.
silence from everyone
Neji: And why not?
Lee: Your hairstyle is ridiculous!
everyone sweat drops and falls anime style
Jiraiya: Ok, ok. I think we all know who would win.
Sakura & Ino: SASUKE WOULD!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke sighs
Naruto: NO FAIR!
Hinata: I-I w-would v-v-vote f-f-f-for y-you, N-Naruto.
Naruto & Neji: Really?
more silence from everyone
Hinata: U-umm…..
ACD: Ok, ok! Enough chatting. If you want to find out who looks the best, then that will be our first contest.
Tsunade: What? Good looks?
ACD: All right! Shinobi Hotline Contest #1: Best Looking Male Ninja. The contest will be held between seven people that we will randomly draw out of a hat. Ok, Sakura, how 'bout you pick one?
Sakura squeals in excitement
Sakura: Yay! Please get Sasuke, please get Sasuke, please get… NARUTO?????
Naruto: All right!!! I'm gonna be the best looking Hokage!
Kakashi: Naruto, get of the table.
Naruto: Eh… right. Heheh…. Ehhh…
ACD: Ok. Contestant #1 is: Naruto Uzumaki!
Kiba: WOOT! Go Naruto!
Hinata: C-c-congratulations, N-N-Naruto…
Naruto: Thanks, Hinata!
ACD: Ok, ok, ok! Quiet down people. Ok, next. How about… Oh, Kiba you pick one.
Kiba: All right! Yeah! I'm gonna pick a good one! I've got… I've… got…
Kiba goes silent
ACD: Um… I kinda need to know who it is… Kiba?
Kiba begins to giggle
Hinata: K-Kiba?
Kiba bursts in to hysterics
Kiba: I PICKED KAKASHI!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! He HAS to lose! No one knows what he looks like! HA!!!! NARUTO'S GOT A CLEAR SHOT!
ACD: Ok. So, Contestant #2 is: Kakashi Hatake.
Kakashi: My, my. This shall be interesting, won't it?
Gai: I must be picked! I CANNOT LOSE TO KAKASHI!!!!
silence from everyone
ACD: Ok, chill Gai. If it's such a big deal, you pick the next one.
Gai: Did you hear that Lee? I'M PICKING A NAME!
Lee: Incredible, Gai-sensei! However did you master such youth and timing?
Neji: He couldn't help it… It was just-
Everyone: DESTINY?
Neji stares wide-eyed for a few seconds before shrinking
Neji: I was going to say 'a random drawing', but if it upsets you that much…
Everyone: Oh…
Gai: AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Oh god, no….
Kurenai: Please tell me he didn't….
Asuma: …Pick himself…
Lee: GO GAI-SENSEI!!!
Gai starts crying as if happy
Gai: No, no. But I am so… PROUD… to pass on the good looks of youth to my beloved student… who was always there for the team…
Lee tears up
Gai: He always kept training no matter what… he was always at the top of his game… he saved Konoha numerous times… and he will always be like a son to me…
Lee: Oh GAI-SENS-
Gai: NEJI!!!!!
silence as Lee crashes downwards, Neji's face falls and everyone else sweat drops
Neji: If I must…
Gai: I'm so proud!
Tenten: You already said that, Gai… and good luck, Neji.
Neji: I'm sure I'll need it, according to… Lee, that is…
Hinata: Well done… Neji….
Naruto: YEAH!!! GO NEJI!
Kiba: WOOT FOR NEJI!!!
Sasuke: Stupid Hyugas.
ACD: All right, shut up! Our next drawing. Shikamaru, pick us one, will you?
silence from everyone
ACD: Shikamaru?
more silence from everyone
Ino: WAKE UP YA LAZY IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ino pushes Shikamaru from his chair
Shikamaru: Oof!! God, troublesome woman.
gets back in his chair while Ino smirks confidently
Shikamaru: All right… fine… fine… I got Ino.
Ino: WHAT???????????????
Sakura bursts into insane laughter
ACD: Ummm….
Shikamaru: Just kidding, I got… me…
Ino: HA!
Shikamaru: Yeah, yeah… Troublesome contests…
ACD: Ok, so we've got Contestant #3 and #4: Neji Hyuga and Shikamaru Nara. Next, before we're here all day. Jiraiya, pick one.
Jiraiya: Ok, ok… if you insist on my autograph!
silence from everyone as they stare at Jiraiya standing in front of a mirror
Jiraiya: Oh. Er-hm. All right. This paper says, Sasuke.
Sasuke: Damn it.
Sakura & Ino: Yay for Sasuke!!!!
Naruto: I'll be you Sasuke!
Sasuke: Whatever, loser.
Lee: Amazing…
Gai: What is it, Lee?
Lee: Yay and Sasuke rhyme, Gai-sensei!!!
Gai: Genius!!!!!!
everyone sweat drops
ACD: Ok… then… Contestant #5 is: Sasuke Uchiha. How about Asuma picks one for us?
Asuma: Well all right. Hmmm….. This one's…
ACD: What?
Asuma: Jiraiya…
silence from everyone
Jiraiya: STRIKE! I'll score the hot ones for sure this time!!! Come on babes!! Come to Jiraiya!
Tsunade: Shut your hole, Jiraiya.
Naruto: Yea, pervy sage! Who on Earth would vote for you?
Jiraiya: Why you little-
ACD: OK!!! Heheh.. Contestant #6 is: … Jiraiya…. ANYWAY! Let's move on, shall we? Hinata, go ahead and pick.
Hinata: U-um… o-ok….. O-oh… K-K-Kiba
Kiba: All right man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go me! FORGET NARUTO! I'M WINNING THIS CONTEST!!!!!!
Naruto: SAY WHAT?
Kiba: You heard me, runt!
Naruto: What'd you call me?
ACD: OK, so Contestant #7 is: Kiba Inuzuka. That's all seven of our contestants!! I hope you will tune in next time to find out who the winner of our contest is! Who really looks the best? Naruto? Kakashi? Neji? Shikamaru? Sasuke? Jiraiya? Or Kiba? YOU CHOOSE! Just tune in and vote! I have to get at least 30 votes in order to put up my next-
Naruto: Yeah! So CALL CALL CALL!!! AND VOTE FOR ME!!!
Kiba: OR ME!!!
Jiraiya: Nah, vote for me instead! Papa Jiraiya will come and visit you if you do!!!!
Shikamaru: Ew.
Choji: Yeah, vote for Shikamaru!
Sakura & Ino: VOTE FOR SASUKE!!!!!
Sasuke: Great… advertisement….
Tenten: I say, go for Neji.
Neji: Why?
Tenten: Ummm……..
Lee: YOUTHFUL ROMANCE FILLS THE AIR.
Tenten: NOT WITH YOU SCREAMING ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
Neji: Ow… my ear….
Tenten: Whoops… sorry Neji!
Kakashi: I say vote for me…. and I'll show you what I look like.
Everyone Else: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
Kakashi: Why ever not?
Everyone Else: BECAUSE WE'RE ALL DYING TO KNOW TOO!!!!
Kakashi smirks
ACD: Ok, ok! That's all for now! And remember, ask plenty of questions for our young ninjas here. Send out any requests for other ninja-
Sasuke: Except Itachi
ACD: -and we'll send them an invitation! Vote, ask, and request! It's all here!!!! See ya next time, at Hotline Konoha!!!!!
Everyone: BYE!!!!!
A/N: Ok, I got bored. Simple as that. And I've seen a lot of these with major OOC characters, though this is supposed to be funny, so there will be slight OOC. But seriously. VOTE for whoever you like the best. REQUEST any of the ninja that aren't on here to come join the Hotline. And ASK as many questions as you want, but only three per review.
Yes, for all of you that don't get it! By voting, requesting, or asking, you have to review. So go ahead!!! Get carried away!!!!!!!!
Thanks,
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