10 ways to annoy Leroy Jethro Gibbs

Destroy his boat! (Ooooh, no! I know I'm bad, but not that bad, scrap that one.)

Put an 'Out of Order' sign on the lift AKA Gibbs' office

Take Abby's Caf-POW Gibbs just gave her, steal his coffee, pour his coffee away then pour the Caf-POW into his coffee cup.

Watch as his face turns up in disgust, take pictures.

When Abby goes home, change the Gibbs screen savers to the picture of Gibbs with a mouthful of Caf-POW.

Post the pictures on the NCIS notice boards and walls, doors, practically everywhere!

Tell Tony, McGee and Ziva that Gibbs has taken a week off and doesn't need his office. Tony's bound to sit in it isn't he?

Inform Jenny that he's got a bourbon stash in his desk. Watch with a shocked expression when it's searched.

Send him another bottle of honey dust.

Invent and announce a 'wear a crash-hat to work day.'

Gibbs-slap Gibbs. THEN RUN LIKE THE DAMN WIND!

Ta-dah! I was gonna fit 'Swap Gibbs' bourbon with apple juice' but I didn't know what one to miss out. Hope ya like! Please R&R! Xxx