EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SPLATOON: OCTEVA V.S. AGENT 3 (aka RUSSELL)
BEGIN!
Octeva:
Been an octoling since May 26
Agent 3 no way you are fine as this
The names Octeva and I'll amaze the world
To see that Agent 3 got beaten by a girl
I'm a Elite octoling and that's a fact boy
You got nothing on me you douchy ink boy
I'm making history, I'll even break your jaw bone
Inklings think your cute but I'd prefer Otto
Agent 3:
He's all your he's practically your brother
If that's what your into go ahead I won't bother
Speakin of bros your daddys was dope
Living in his shadow that's gotta blow
My douchy demeanor? I hate to say you like it
Join me Octeva, cuz you'd make a great target!
You're walking in the deep-end ever since you attacked
Cuz everywhere You see I already got it
(Chorus):
I love to splat ya!
I'm coming at ya!
It's one big war your in, so much for the big win
I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there
I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another
Agent 3
You know that I'm the best that you are wrong
Because I'm the descendant of Atlantis and Poseidon
Yes you broke my jaw but for what it counts
I got a gapped tooth and save my friends it's what it's about
And Hey I dig your style, I like your butt
You could be so cool if you lighten up.
See you know what a little humor can do me
Stick around Octeva I'll make you my groupie.
Octeva:
Take your eyes off me you hopeless ink boy
You think you can outsmart me you know you can't boy
I'm more skill-full then that green boy spider
I don't need anything cuz I'm a lone survivor
You got some weaklings and kraken too
But when you are here I've got nothing to do
Your just lucky cause you got no skills
Take a good look cause looks can kill.
(Chorus hook):
I love to splat ya!
I'm coming at ya!
It's one big war your in, so much for the big win
I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there
I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another
Octeva:
Your predicate agent 3
When your on the mic everyone must flee
Agent 3:
Listen Octeva, you sound pissed off
You look at my team, wishing you were this hot!
Octeva:
Coming from the Spy Kids Movie rip off
Here's a locator 3, if you kinda get lost
Agent 3:
If you got brains put em to use
The only good thing about you is your…. Laugh
Octeva:
You cheap one liners are as lame as can be
And I'd bet you wish that Callie was me
I don't need a team, I'm fine by myself
Agent 3:
No wonder your single your full of yourself?
The agent of INK are my kinda of team
And at the end of our adventures we go out with a bang!
Let's make a truce your not the worst
But don't forget who splat ya first
(Chorus):
I love to splat ya!
I'm coming at ya!
It's one big war your in, so much for the big win
I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there
I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another
