EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SPLATOON: OCTEVA V.S. AGENT 3 (aka RUSSELL)

BEGIN!

Octeva:

Been an octoling since May 26

Agent 3 no way you are fine as this

The names Octeva and I'll amaze the world

To see that Agent 3 got beaten by a girl

I'm a Elite octoling and that's a fact boy

You got nothing on me you douchy ink boy

I'm making history, I'll even break your jaw bone

Inklings think your cute but I'd prefer Otto

Agent 3:

He's all your he's practically your brother

If that's what your into go ahead I won't bother

Speakin of bros your daddys was dope

Living in his shadow that's gotta blow

My douchy demeanor? I hate to say you like it

Join me Octeva, cuz you'd make a great target!

You're walking in the deep-end ever since you attacked

Cuz everywhere You see I already got it

(Chorus):

I love to splat ya!

I'm coming at ya!

It's one big war your in, so much for the big win

I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there

I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another

Agent 3

You know that I'm the best that you are wrong

Because I'm the descendant of Atlantis and Poseidon

Yes you broke my jaw but for what it counts

I got a gapped tooth and save my friends it's what it's about

And Hey I dig your style, I like your butt

You could be so cool if you lighten up.

See you know what a little humor can do me

Stick around Octeva I'll make you my groupie.

Octeva:

Take your eyes off me you hopeless ink boy

You think you can outsmart me you know you can't boy

I'm more skill-full then that green boy spider

I don't need anything cuz I'm a lone survivor

You got some weaklings and kraken too

But when you are here I've got nothing to do

Your just lucky cause you got no skills

Take a good look cause looks can kill.

(Chorus hook):

I love to splat ya!

I'm coming at ya!

It's one big war your in, so much for the big win

I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there

I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another

Octeva:

Your predicate agent 3

When your on the mic everyone must flee

Agent 3:

Listen Octeva, you sound pissed off

You look at my team, wishing you were this hot!

Octeva:

Coming from the Spy Kids Movie rip off

Here's a locator 3, if you kinda get lost

Agent 3:

If you got brains put em to use

The only good thing about you is your…. Laugh

Octeva:

You cheap one liners are as lame as can be

And I'd bet you wish that Callie was me

I don't need a team, I'm fine by myself

Agent 3:

No wonder your single your full of yourself?

The agent of INK are my kinda of team

And at the end of our adventures we go out with a bang!

Let's make a truce your not the worst

But don't forget who splat ya first

(Chorus):

I love to splat ya!

I'm coming at ya!

It's one big war your in, so much for the big win

I'll swim right there, No, Now I'm over there

I already splatted ya, I'll just go find another