I had this crazy idea that all the genin . .well, just read on. I plan maybe four or five chapters. Maybe a bit more . . . we'll all see, I guess.

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NinSpace, Part One: Profiles

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Tsunade stared at her computer screen. She scrolled down, eyeing the page suspiciously. She had recently noticed almost all then ninja of Konoha had created profiles on ninspace dot com, and she was currently viewing their profiles.

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Name: GreenBeast
Age: 13
Justu: Primary Lotus, Hidden Lotus
Quote: The Lostus Blooms Twice!

Name: Ramen!
Age: 13
Justu: Rasengan, Shadow Clone Justu
Quote: I . . .. like to eat?

Name: Chaa!!
Age: unspecified
Justu: ….none?
Quote: Chaa!!

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Tsunade thought to herself that she didn't want to see anymore of these lame profiles, but she had to. So she continued.

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Name: ToadSage
Age: 13
Jutsu: Sex!
Quote: Do me!

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Tsunade's eyebrow twitched as she looked disapprovingly and continued on.

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Name: WeaponMaster
Age: 13
Justu: Bust a Move no Jutsu!
Quote: Hi there cutie!!!!

Name: HyugaGenius
Age: 14
Jutsu: Byakugan, Rotation
Quote: You are a loser.

Name: I…LoveNaruto?
Age: 13
Jutsu: Byakugan
Quote: Why don't you love me Naruto? Why!?

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There was a knock on her door. "Come in," Tsunade said. Shizune stepped in.

"Tsunade," Shizune said, "What are you reading?"

Tsunade looked at her and laughed. "The Genin's profiles on Ninspace!"

Shizune bent over behind her and began reading.

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Name: Bugman
Age: 13
Jutsu: Parasitic Insects
Quote: Am I bugging you?

Name: IxDogs!
Age: 13 and 5
Jutsu: Man Beast Clone
Quote: Woof!

Name: HiIQ
Age: 13
Jutsu: Shadow Possession
Quote: So troublesome . . .

Name: WilGitSaskay
Age: 13
Jutsu: Mind Transfer Jutsu
Quote: Oh yeah!

Name: Chips
Age: 13
Jutsu: Expansion
Quote: Munch munch?

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Tsunade laughed. "Shizune, can you believe that? They're all FOOLS!"

"Tsunade-sama," she replied, "Why isn't there a Sasuke? Or Gaara? Temari? Kaknuro?"

Tsunade. "I don't know, Shizune. Who cares. They are so foolish! And what do they do here?"

Shizune pointed to a sidebar. "Look, there's a Jonin category."

Tsunade clicked and then read. "Yeah," she said, "Guy, Asuma, Kurenai, and Kakashi are all there. Oh, and Genma too."

"Look, there's a chatroom!" Shizune said, pointing to the right.

Tsunade clicked and began reading.

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WilGitSaskay logged on

WilGitSaskay: Hey, guys. Who's out there?

Chaa!!! logged on

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Tsunade giggled. "I have a brilliant plan."

Shizune listened intently and allowed this masterpiece to go on.

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Moments later . . .

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SasukeUchiha logged on

SasukeUchiha: Hello, ladies.

Chaa!!!: OMG! Sasuke!

WilGitSaskay: Chaa!!!, back off! He's mine!!

Chaa!!!: …Ino?

WilGitSaskay: Sakura?

SasukeUchiha: How about we ALL get together at my place . . .

WilGitSaskay: Yes!

Chaa!!!: Finally!

WilGitSaskay: Back off, Sakura!

Chaa!!!: He said 'both'.

WilGitSaskay: But it's just me!

Chaa!!! logged off

WilGitSaskay logged off

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Tsunade laughed, "Aren't I brilliant? Creating a profile for Sasuke . . . "

Shizune smiled. "You were . . .until I realized they're going to get there and kill eachother . . . or him."

Tsunade replied, "Sasuke will probably not be home yet. . . I saw him at Ichiraku eating some ramen. He passed out."

Shizune pointed: "Look, some more people logged on!"

Tsunade grinned as she clicked 'log in' and started guessing passwords.

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After a few minutes, she ended up having everyone's password. It wasn't hard, because everyone's password was their real name. Except Naruto's, whose was "Ramen".

Tsunade giggled. "Now, I can begin!"

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To Be Continued . . .

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Next: How will she screw with the Village? What will come of her pranks?