Yeah, so this is not a story. It is a song that I rewrote to be PoM. It is incredibly lame. I wrote it in June because I was bored. So enjoy. Or not. Your choice!


When King Julien learned about Christmas, he was very ecstatic. He wanted his first Christmas to be the best one ever. So he grabbed Mort and went to prepare for the holiday in song.


Julien and Mort *chopping a small Christmas tree out of the cement island in the penguin habitat*: "It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday, not your normal, average everyday!"

Skipper *in HQ*: "Sounds like someone felled our new Christmas tree!" *Sticking head out of fishbowl* "Ringtail, Sad Eyes, why'd you do this to me?"

Julien and Mort *spinning* "The world feels like it's in loverly!"

Skipper: "Go away before we harm you bodily!" *Rico come ups with a trash can, and starts shaking the contents out of can and onto the lemurs*

Julien and Mort *being pelted with fish bones, empty juice boxes, and Kowalski's failed inventions*: "This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!"

Julien and Mort: "They'll be shopping (Julien: For me!), decorating, and plenty of snow!"

Julien *Giggling*: "Hey-ey Mort, who's that under the mistletoe?"

Skipper *looking up, seeing the mistletoe*: "What, who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!" *runs out of lemur habitat*

Julien: "People seem a little more brotherly!"

Mort *handing King Julien a fruit cake*: "Here's a special something to you from me!"

Julien *looking at the fruit cake disgustedly before throwing it away* and Mort: "Even all the trash on Christmas is smells so sweetly! This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!"

Julien *doing a dance*: "Ah da da da ah da da da ah da da ah da da da *barges in to penguin's HQ, still dancing* Ah da da da ah da da ah ah da da"

Skipper: "What do you want, can't you see that we're busy?"

Julien and Mort: "Step outside, we've got something for you to see!"

Skipper *looking at the HQ, decorated in the Christmas, yet King Julien themed, decorations*: "Ringtail, take this stuff down immediately!"

Julien and Mort *roasting lychee nuts and burning themselves*: "Lychee nuts roasting and burns in the third degree!"

Julien and Mort: "Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!"

Mort *as Julien carelessly throws him off his feet and to the top of the tree*: "A star on top will complete all the scenery!"

Julien and Mort: "This Christmas feels *Julien singing in a very high pitched voice* like the very first Christmas to meeeeeeeeeeee!"

*Skipper is peeking out of the fishbowl, looking at the lemur habitat*

Julien and Mort: "This Christmas feels *Julien in high voice* like the very first Christmas to meeeeeeeeee!" *Skipper closes the fishbowl*


...See? I told you it was lame. To those who don't know, the song is "The Very First Christmas" from the Spongebob Christmas special "Christmas Who?".

I wish everyone Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year! ~Anna (InternetGirl123) :)