A/n: HELLO ALL YOU BEARERS OF GENITALS, HUMAN OR NOT. I just can't like bring myself to write any of that fluffy lovey dovey 2348938409830980349584 word long epic love story things right now. Blocks, right? Enjoy these somewhat 'plotful' drabbles that somehow end up relating to each other. How? I don't know, enlighten me.

i.

'Hey, Rob,' Beast Boy reached next to him to fiddle with a particularly interesting blade of grass, 'Do you think there really is something over the rainbow?'

Robin deadpanned through his mask, a look that would be worthy of making Jay Leno nervous,'I think you've been listening to too much Judy Garland.'

Beast Boy returned the look, to a lesser degree before sharply replying.

'I'm not the one who sings along to that demented wheelcher-'

'Cher, and she's not demented. Just special.'

'She's crazy and you know it.'

'At least now you know where i get it from.'

Robin rolled over to pin Beast Boy down to the grass, bringing his face tantalizingly close to the latter's. He grinned before bringing his mouth against Beast Boy's.

They broke apart after some time, allowing sweet air to be let in.

How Robin hated being an air breather sometimes.

'Do you think Raven would mind us using her giant magic carpet as a picnic blanket?'

Robin thought for a moment, judging whether to continue what he had planned to do today and risk the wrath of Raven, or not do it and walk home like an injured walrus. Walruses didn't seem too attractive.

'Nah, I'm sure it'll wash out.'

'Wait… What'll wash- Nngh~'

A/n: Eh. Not as bad asI thought it would've turned out.