AIGHT SO THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND I WANTED TO SHARE IT TO ERRBODY YOU BETTER SEND IN THOSE REVIES TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
SPECIAL THANKS TO MY BAGEL LOVER. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.
ITALY WAS CHILLIN AT A CONVENTION WITH HIS LAME ASS FRIEND WHO WON'T TAKE PICTURES OF HIM WHEN SUDDENLY
A BIG GERMAN CAME UP LIKE WHOA AND STARTED YELLING AT HIM
ITALY LOVED TO BE DOMINATED LIKE THAT SO HE JUMPED INTO THE HANDSOME GERMANS ARMS. "OHHH MR. GERMAN MAN SIR YOU ARE'A SO HOT AND SPICY!" ITALY SWOONED
IT WAS INDEED HOT THAT DAY AND THEY WERE BOTH REALLY SWEATY. THEY THREW THEMSELVED TO THE FLOOR RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO HORNY I MEAN IN LOVE AND THE MY LITTLE PONIES JUST TRYING TO GET LUNCH SCREAMED AND RAN BECAUSE THEY COULDNT HANDRE IT.
OH YEAH AND ITALY'S FAT FRIEND WAS TOO BUSY CHECKING HER TUMBLR TO NOTICE AND DIDN'T TAKE PICTURES AS USUAL
ITALY THREW HIS HEAD BACK AND GAVE THE GERMAN A HUSKY MOAN AND HE NIPPED AT HIS NECK. "GURL GERMANY YOU SO GOOD AT THIS." HE GIGGLED. A MANLY AS FUCK GIGGLE. GERMANY NODDED AND TORE OPEN ITALYS SHIRT WITH ONE SINGLE MOVEMENT. HE GASPED AT THE UNEXPECTED SURPISE. ITALY. ITALY HAD SAGGY BREASTS. "BUT ITALY HOW." HE CRIED.
ITALYS FAT FRIEND ROMANO WAS STILL TOO BUSY TUMBLRING
ITALY MOANED AS GERMANY TORE OPEN HER SHIRT. "MY BREASTS SAG BECAUSE THEY'RE REACHING FOR YOURS. THEY MUST SENSE SOMETHING." HE EXPLAINED AND CUT OPEN GERMANYS SHIRT WITH HIS CURL. HIS PENIS CURL. GERMANY WAS SURPISED TO FIND HE HAD BREASTS TOO
BUT ITALY" HE YELLED. "HOW DO WE SEX NOW." HE SOBBED. ITALY STROKED HIS FACE. "CALL ME," HE WHISPERD SEDUCTIVELY "TITALY." HE GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY
SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SEX EITHER
THE FUCKING END
