Astonishingly, begging for his life actually worked for once.
Who would've known that, to avoid the wrath of the Listener, one needed only to ask her not to kill them? This was just further proof of how truly great of a Listener she was. Deadly and merciful? Marvelous! No wonder the Night Mother had picked her—she was great even in her darkest hour, and that wasn't even to mention her amazing conquests outside of their little family.
Cicero found out about the Listener's other facets when they went on their first contract together—one of the Night Mother's contracts, not that crispy traitor's—and she literally killed someone with her voice. Her voice! Cicero preferred the tried-and-true method of running people through with pointy bits of metal (call him old fashioned), but that had truly been a sight to behold. Oh yes, she wasn't subtle about it either. Of course during contracts she was as stealthy as need be (almost invisible, in fact), but while off the clock she was content to roast the passing bandit to death using nothing but a whisper. And he loved that about her.
Then there were the dragons, naturally. He knew enough about Nordic legends to know she had a history with them. Watching how she tore them from the sky with little more than a whisper, there was no doubt! And, get this, she'd suck the flesh right from their bones, and use those bones to make her armor. How intimidating! She'd always make dear Cicero carry the bones, but Cicero didn't mind. Not for his Listener. Besides, he enjoyed watching her work the forge. Where in Tamriel did she learn those tricks? Cicero had seen nothing like it before, and when asked she'd simply say that she'd made many an iron dagger in her day. So talented and mysterious!
There really was nothing his Listener couldn't do. Just when he thought he'd seen the extent of her prowess, something even more amazing would happen. One time, he loyally followed her up the side of the highest mountain in Skyrim ("a small detour," she'd called it), and of course fallen behind, because Shadowmere was the Listener's horse, and Cicero would gladly drag up the rear if it meant she could ride, but anyway. By the time he crested the summit, despite his eyelashes having frozen together, he could still make out her form sitting across from a great dragon, just talking to it. Talking! And from the tail end of the conversation he caught (tail, because dragons have tails!), the old thing had told her to go to the College up in Winterhold.
Cicero was livid, so livid, not only because Winterhold was cold (he was no Nord, no-siree!), but also because he trusted mages about as much as he trusted that traitor, which was not at all, of course.
Anyway, Cicero was wrong to be worried, and especially wrong to ever doubt his great and powerful Listener for even a second. Imagine his surprise when he found out she owned the College! Or… whatever it was that Arch-Mages do. Either way, when they walked in, everyone was just so excited to see her. But not as excited as Cicero, of course, for only he truly knew her true status as an agent of Sithis!
Well… Sithis, as well as other Lords he probably couldn't count using all his fingers and toes. According to her, this mace came from Molag Bal, that book came from Hermeus Mora, and she got this staff from a night of drunken capers with Sanguine (and Cicero didn't like the way that Dremora slave looked at her, not at all). But, still, Sithis was the most important—no two ways about it!
Yes. Sithis must have been important, if the Listener found time to serve him between the hundreds of other quests she seemed to have going on at any time. She had her fingers in so, so many pies that Cicero was quite sure he couldn't throw a stick without it hitting someone she'd at some point helped, stolen from, or vowed to kill. OR, all of the above. Sometimes, as odd as it sounded, she would help (or burgle) someone right before ending their life, and not even the entirely-sane Cicero could fathom why.
But he'd seen it happen. Perhaps the Listener was driven by a persistent penchant for philanthropy, or an irresistible sense of duty. Whatever the reason, she had to do absolutely everything she was asked. It was impossible for her to say no, unless someone explicitly told her to. Which must've been exactly the reason Cicero was still alive today. He'd asked her to spare him, so she had to!
So maybe the Listener was weird. But who was lowly Cicero to talk? He's the one who'd wanted voices in his head for years; she'd just managed to achieve it!
Anyway, these were Cicero's musings during these long, cold treks across Skyrim, dutifully following the ample rear-end of the Listener's horse. He'd had plenty of time to get to know the Listener—had her all to himself, for days upon days at a time! She brought him everywhere. The Redguard—Nazir—had once asked quite rudely why she toted him around like a lovesick puppy (as though Cicero were not even in the room! Hmph). But his Listener, in her endless grace and perfection, had said that it was because Cicero could not die. Who knew that that meant! As far as Cicero knew, he could die as much as anyone else—had come very close to it, in fact, when that evil mutt had taken a chunk from him. But the Listener seemed convinced otherwise.
That raised the question, though, how could Cicero possibly die when traveling with The Great and Powerful Listener, who rubbed shoulders with Daedra and tore the World Eater from the sky with no more than a word? She was just so spectacular, so authoritative, that Cicero was certain her defeat would herald the spontaneous cessation of the known world.
Heehee, even Cicero realized how crazy that sounded.
No matter. Cicero himself would die before he let that happen, which must be what she meant by keeping him around. He just hoped that no one would ever wise up enough to ask the Listener to die, because then they'd surely be in trouble. Then again, Cicero was there to ask her to not die. He always would be! That must be why she kept him around; let him discover her most dangerous secret. So he could protect his Listener!
With the two of them combined, he knew the Dark Brotherhood was in good hands. That was why he was still alive. It gave him purpose, besides carrying around dragon bones. Not that he minded, for she asked him to, and there was no way he could ever refuse to—wait.
Hmm.
Perhaps they were more alike than he'd realized.
