A/N: Hellloooo. So I always find I have ideas for oneshots but I never write them cause I don't wanna have like a billion oneshots all over the place, so I'm starting a oneshot dump site, so to speak. Whenever I get an idea or inspiration, I'll write/post it here. I'll also take prompts or ideas so if you have something you want me to write, I'd love to hear it! The title is a Red Hot Chili Peppers song btw so if you've never heard it, you totally should give it a listen, RHCP rocks!

Anyway all of them will be Bade and this chapter prob isn't really more than K+ but some later chapters may be more T so... I'll try and write a mix of fluff and angst and drama and all that good junk but right now I'm thinking most of its gonna be very fluffy. So without further ado, here is the first one!

ENJOY! (:

Beck's Birthday

I woke up at 8:00, rolling over and rubbing the sleep out of my eyes as I glanced at my clock. I sat up, the empty space in my bed next to me a foreign feeling. For once, Jade had not slept over the previous night. She hadn't even come over after school, which was especially weird seeing as it had been a Friday, claiming she had 'stuff to do'. With Jade, that was enough to worry me all night long, especially because I recalled the same thing happening about two weeks earlier.

I grabbed my phone and scrolled through my messages, seeing multiple birthday wishes from my friends and the girls that had somehow gotten my number and drove Jade (and me) crazy with their constant texts. I smiled as the one person I had been waiting for texted me.

To: Beck
From: Jade
I'm coming over. You better be awake.

I chuckled and quickly responded, assuring her that I was indeed awake, before dragging myself out of bed to get dressed. No sooner had I finished getting ready, then I heard a not-so-gentle knocking on the door of my Rv. Sounds like Jade was here.

I walked over and opened the door, to see, indeed, my girlfriend standing impatiently on the other side.

"Hey babe." I greeted, giving her a quick peck as she walked in without a word, making herself at home on my bed. I made sure to leave to the door propped open. It was boiling outside today. I think it had to be some kind of record high. It had to be to get Jade into shorts. She was currently wearing jean shorts with a black tank top that made it hard to keep my hands to myself. Oh wait, I didn't have to.

I sat down next to her on my bed and wasted no time attaching my lips to her. Our tongues wrestled for a minute, mine eventually winning out and I took the opportunity to explore her mouth. My hands traveled down to the bottom of her shirt as I began to slide it up, when she suddenly pulled away.

"Happy Birthday." She said smirking and standing up, walking over to the bag she had dropped on the floor when she came in.

I frowned in confusion and annoyance, "Tease." I mumbled, good-naturedly of course.

She rolled her eyes at me, "Later horny." She said.

"Promise?" I pouted.

"Sure, sure. Whatever." She said dismissively.

I chuckled and pulled her onto my lap. "Alright, so what are we doing now? You gonna give me my present?" I asked, wiggling my eyebrows.

"Oh…you wanted a preset?" she said, raising her pierced eyebrow.

I frowned at her. I wasn't quite sure what to say to that… "Uh…" I stuttered. Was I supposed to be mad…or would that be being greedy.

She rolled her eyes at my inner turmoil, standing up and smirking. "I'm kidding, you idiot. I'll give it to you later."

"Oh." I said, relieved to be saved from the awkward situation. "So what do you want to do?"

"Come on, get in my car. I'm taking you somewhere." She said, or rather ordered, standing up and walking out the door as I hopped up and ran after her obediently.

About half an hour later, we reached the top of a huge cliff, looking over a large forest below. We were both panting and sweating, well, I was sweating, but I realized why it was all worth it as I looked out over the breathtaking view.

"Whoa Jade," I breathed, "How'd you ever find this place?"

She sat down on the edge of the cliff and looked out into the woods beyond. "When I was little, before I met you, after my parents had an argument or my Dad kicked me out, I'd come out here."

I sat down next to her, gently taking her hand in mine. Her eyes were locked on the world ahead, and her eyes almost shone as she said, "Sometimes I thought maybe I could live out there. Like run away and never come back? I always came home though." She finished, sighing.

I smiled at her softly, "I'm glad you did, because if you didn't, I may never have met you."

She rolled her eyes at me, "Cheesy." She said softly, a small ghost of a small visible on her lips despite her best efforts.

I put two fingers under her chin, tilting it up and looking into her eyes before softly pressing my mouth to hers. As she brought her hands to the back of my head in an attempt to deepen the kiss, we were interrupted by a loud thunderclap, surprising us both and splitting us apart. The sky opened up and it began pouring, a darker, blue, light being cast on us as we were pelted with water.

"And they say it never rains in LA." Jade grumbled.

I smiled widely, "Scared of a little rain?" I teased, Jade returning to her normal self as the quiet moment ended.

"No." she growled, before teasing back, "Are you?"

"No." I said defiantly, "In fact, I love the rain." I added jumping in a puddle that had quickly formed and splashing Jade with the water I had kicked up.

"Beck!" she squealed, jumping back and giggling. I laughed loudly, reveling on the fact that if I told anyone at Hollywood Arts I could make Jade West squeal…or giggle, they would tell me I was absolutely crazy.

Suddenly she stopped laughing and smiled, a devilish glint in her eyes. "Want your present now?" she asked.

"Sure..?" I said, slightly confused seeing as she didn't have anything with her.

She swiftly took off her shirt, revealing a black, semi-transparent bra.

"I love it!" I said excitedly.

She laughed at my eagerness, as I tried to regain my cool, before simply giving up to her 'evil powers'.

"No you loser." She turned around, and my mouth literally dropped open as I saw what my real present was. On her lower back, just above her ass, Beck was tattooed in black cursive letters.

"Jade you didn't," I said, a smile slowly making its way to my lips. "That's not… is that real?"

"Duh." She said, "You like it?"

"Yes!" I said, sweeping her up in my arms, "I love it!" I said, showering her face with kisses.

She laughed as I held her up, her legs wrapping around my waist, "God, this whole thing is so corny." She said.

"Perfect," I said, "It is my birthday after all."

A/N: So yeah…idk If I actually liked that lol but its been in my head for awhile so, there ya go. Sorry if you hated it. Anyway like I said, if you want, give me a prompt/idea or whatev, and if I see one I like I'll use it, and I'll update whenever I get an idea for a oneshot. Please review, I always love constructive criticism by the way! But seriously tell me what you think! Thanks for reading (: