I don't own I just ship! Tina x Maya! VAULT HUNTERS HOOOOO! Warning: there is drinking in this fanfic. I suck a titles :P

Tina's Siren

It was a normal day on Pandora. Ever since the vault hunters defeated Jack most days were peaceful. Well for the most part. Bandits still killed random people and psychos still ate each other, but other than that peaceful. The four vault hunters had just sat down at Moxxie's tavern. Exhausted from their previous mission the four mismatch friends order some drinks to help them relax.

The sound of Maya's laughter rang throughout the bar. It didn't take much to get Salvador drunk but when he was it was the funniest thing the young siren has seen. The shorter man stood on his bar stool singing 'god knows what' tune. The other vault hunters, Axton and Zero, where swaying and clapping along. It was funny how Axton tried to sing along to a song he didn't know. Maya just figured he was too drunk to even care.

It Turned out Maya could handle more alcohol than her three friends combined. A talent that she has learned through their time together. The day was progressing to be another normal day for the vault huntress, until Moxxie placed a purple shot in front of her. Confused Maya tried to pass it to the guy to her left thinking it was for him, only to have Moxxie push it back in front of her.

"Moxxie I didn't order this."

"I know sweetie. It's on the house."

The bartender winked at the siren and went back to pouring more drinks. Skeptical of the shot placed in front of her Maya took a small sip. Deciding that it was okay (and not spiked) Maya finished it off. It wasn't long before Tiny Tina come bouncing through the bar. She was all siked up from the mission she just came from. Nothing made the explosive maniac happier than blowing up some bandits. She was also excited to give Maya a Siren Mod she found. It was when she saw Moxxie did her excitement start to fade.

Tina eyed the bar tender suspiciously. The way she pushed her boobs up and the glances she was giving Maya started to make Tina a little irritated. It wasn't until Moxxie pushed Maya's hair behind her ears did she become full blown angry. The little psychopath scurried over next to the siren making a lot of noise to show she was there.

"You know Maya; I've been with a lot of people, but never a siren."

Tina was shocked at how bold Moxxie was being. But more importantly she was furious that this woman thought she could seduce her siren with such a straight forward pick up line.

Maya began to blush a deep shade of red. Nervously she traced the rim of the shot glass with her fingers.

"That's too bad. I've heard there isn't that many sirens left."

Tina giggled at Moxxie's failure. Tina would have never guessed that Maya was so dense.

Tina's giggling brought Maya attention to her. Smiling the siren touched the pyromaniac's shoulder.

"Hey Tina! How was your mission?"

"Great! I got to blow up sooooo much stuff! How was your day fine lady?"

Laughing Maya took Tina by the arm. Standing up the young siren began to lead the blonde out of the bar.

"I'll tell you about it at my place."

Nodding excitedly Tina hopped alongside Maya. Before exiting the bar Tina got sight of Moxxie's shocked expression. Smirking Tina laced her fingers with Maya's. Nobody could take her siren away.

Finished! Please commit if I should keep writing or just give up and make pasta!