Where did this come from? A dream I had. Went something like this…
A Morning In The Life…
(YaY)
"Sasuke?"
"Hn?"
"What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?"
"Weirdest dream? Weird how?"
"Weird as in 'man that was just weird' weird."
"Hmm. A few nights ago I had a dream where Kiba was doing Neji in the back of a jeep. Then I went to the academy looking for a shower cap and found everybody being controlled by wizards. After that I ran into a really tall skeleton wearing a pinstriped suit and a woman that looked like a rag doll come to life."
"…Kiba was doing Neji? I always thought it would be the other way around."
"No, he's a dog; he'd be the one humping."
"Ah… Can I be on top then?"
"Hn."
…
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"Sasuke? My alphabets are talking to me. They say 'OOOOO'."
"Naruto, those are cheery-Os."
"Oh."
No, really, I had a dream like this. Minus the shower cap, and I don't eat cheery-Os – I had chicken. It was good.
