Where did this come from? A dream I had. Went something like this…

A Morning In The Life…

(YaY)

"Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?"

"Weirdest dream? Weird how?"

"Weird as in 'man that was just weird' weird."

"Hmm. A few nights ago I had a dream where Kiba was doing Neji in the back of a jeep. Then I went to the academy looking for a shower cap and found everybody being controlled by wizards. After that I ran into a really tall skeleton wearing a pinstriped suit and a woman that looked like a rag doll come to life."

"…Kiba was doing Neji? I always thought it would be the other way around."

"No, he's a dog; he'd be the one humping."

"Ah… Can I be on top then?"

"Hn."

"Sasuke? My alphabets are talking to me. They say 'OOOOO'."

"Naruto, those are cheery-Os."

"Oh."


No, really, I had a dream like this. Minus the shower cap, and I don't eat cheery-Os – I had chicken. It was good.