Disclaimer:I don't own any DBZ people, they belong to Mr. Akira Toriyama. [author notes]

DBZNC= Dragon Ball Z News Corner

Anchor Man=Gohan
Weather Man=Goku
Camera Man=Vegita
Reporter=Piccolo


The camera zooms in on Gohan, who is reading a book.

"Hey Gohan...were taping!" whispered Vegita.

Gohan looks up."Oh yeah.... for our top story! DBZ lovers start a riot outside Funimation's main office! Now to see what's happening over there....take it away Piccolo!"

~*~

"Ok, there seems to be several people gathered here, and most are really PO'ed.Oh wait, the president of Funimation is now trying to settle the crowd down. He's going to give a speech." said Piccolo.

"Ok everyone..I know we kinda messed up on DBGT-"the prez started.

"You can say that again!"screamed a man from the audience.

The prez. gave him a look and he sat back down. "Now...we're sorry about everything...and we're going to stop doing DBGT."Everyone in the crowd had the mouths gaped open.

"NOT! Do you guys really think that we're gonna stop? We're making tons of cash!" the prez exclaimed.

"Get him!"a farmer shouted. The crowd then burnt down Funimation's building.

"Umm....back to you now Gohan." Piccolo said nervously.

~*~

Gohan is cheering and jumping up and down.

"Hey Gohan, we're taping again!" whispered Vegita.

"Oh yeah...and now for the weather we go to Son Goku." said Gohan with a huge smile on his face. [He was still happy that Funimation's building got burnt down.]

~*~

"Ok...the rest of the evening you all are going to see lots of light. Maybe some rain here or there. By evening we should have complete darkness! And around 3:00AM tomorrow moring it should start to be sunny, then completely sunny by noon. We might have some clouds...some rain...you never know." said Goku.

~*~

"That's all the time we have for today...see you next time!" Gohan said with an obvious fake smile. The camera kept rolling. "Aww..heck with it!" Gohan got up and punched the camera.



Note:Sorry...I'm not trying to copy off of anyone..I couldn't think of anything else.!