-1There was a GUN soldier named Larry. Larry was a typical man who risks his life everyday to fight for his country. But like any human being, something grinds his gears. What grinds his gears, you may ask? Believe it or not it's Sonic and Hedgehog, and any other half-human half-animal creatures.

"They just tick me off so much!" Larry complained to his friend Rob. "I mean, whatever dangerous tasks we can do, they can do better! Even the children! And they think they can do whatever the hell they want just because they have special abilities and crap!"

"Yeah" Rob replied "and the males don't get to wear pants, I wish I could do that."

"But most importantly though, they make us look like a joke!" Larry continued. "Remember when Prison Island blew up? Sonic and his friends were to blame!"

"Ah come on, Larry, they can't be all like that" Rob reassured his friend, then noticed something and whispered "shhh! Steve the secretary is back from vacation!"

The two were suddenly quiet as a dog walking on two legs walked by.

"Yeah guys, how you doing?" Steve asked Larry and Rob.

"Just having a coffee break, that's all" Rob replied "hey, why do you look so beaten up?"

Steve the dog looked at himself and then said "oh yeah, I forgot about that. During my vacation some demon lord Kubasha tried to take over with an undead army. But luckily I defeated him with my laser vision. See ya later guys!"

When Steve walked off, Larry gave Rob an 'I told you so' look.

Rob sighed "look, Larry, I know it makes you mad that they can do everything better than us but you can't really change that. Well, unless you had the Chaos Emeralds or something."

Larry's eyes widen and shouted "THAT'S IT! I'll find the seven Chaos Emeralds and use them to absorb Sonic's powers and become the greatest hero ever! Wish me luck Rob!"

The GUN soldier was about to run off, but his friend stopped him.

"Wait a minute!" Rob said "we're still on duty! What am I going to tell the commander where you went?"

Larry pondered, then shrugged and said "just say the ultimate life form went on a rampage and shot me. Now I'm off!"

And thus began a quest to find the Chaos Emeralds.