NOTE: this story takes place during a semi-AU arc I'm thinking of finally writing in which Seto Kaiba and Katsuya Jounouchi both have split personalities. If you have any questions or are confused as to Katsuya's unusual behavior, or are intersted in seeing it written, please leave your email in a review or email me about it


A cool chocolate brow rose as the man looked at the figure, expression bored. The teen smirked, drawing a short cigarette out of his mouth and flickering the ashes into the brunet's face as he exhaled. The taller boy hissed at him. "What do you want?"

"You have air conditioning," the blonde replied with an infuriating grin. The brunet had noticed the thin, glistening sheen of sweat over the beach-blonde's chest and the damp white shirt covering his head from the bright sun.

Said tanned blonde licked his pink lips, twisting as he leaned against the doorway, inches from the owner's body. "So… are you going stop undressing me visually for long enough to let me in?" He questioned with a cheeky grin, slipping the cigarette between his teeth again.

It was unfortunate the shyer version of the brunet wasn't out… what he would have paid to see that blush.

"Not until you get rid of that horror," he hissed, glaring eyes fixed on the short stick caught between white teeth.

"Jealous of a cig, K-chan?" he replied sharply, rolling his eyes. "Whatever, I was done anyway." He crushed the butt against the wooden doorframe before tossing it into the bushes. The brunet scowled but said nothing, moving aside nevertheless.

The blonde smirked as he brushed past him, pinching his ass. The brunet yelped, swerving around to send the boy a glare.

"As uptight as ever, I see, Kaiba."

"As infuriating as ever, Katsuya," he answered sharply.

"Ohh, dirty. I like it when you're mad," he replied with that sassy ever-present grin as he splayed himself across the expensive couch, twisting in just the right way for the brunet to jerk around and storm out of the room, cursing viciously. Katsuya simply laughed, tossing his shoes to the side as he flipped on the TV.