Having Fun Isn't Hard When You've Got A Library Card
One Sunday, when Holly was at church worshipping lemons, Artemis was bored so he decided to go to the library.
When he got there he started wandering around the shelves. He picked up a book and suddenly realised the library was very fun. He started swaying from side to side shrugging his shoulders whilst holding hands with his library card.
He began to sing the Library Card Song:
"Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card,
Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library card.
There are books on pixies,
And books on cheese.
Books on tubbies,
And books on knees.
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card,
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.
There are books on melons,
And Gibbons too.
There are even books on bits of poo.
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card,
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.
There are books on poems,
And books on powers
And there are books on pretty flowers…
BEING CRUSHED BY AN EVIL TERYDACTYL! (waves arms wildly in the air)
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card,
Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.
YEAH!!!"
