Okay first things first:

Disclaimer: This is a completely made up crack!fic which bears absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to those featured (hopefully not!). Quotes come from the RileyStreet Thread posters on nad shout outs to some great fan fics!

Brief summary: The Rileystreet thread on gleeforum is reckless and wild and with that in mind my lovely other half Lee (who although has never posted on there and would never animate himself to do so has a harem on there due to his truth bombs which I pass on)almost started a riot by commenting that he was going to tweet (from my account) and drop some truth bombs on the unsuspecting Chord about his life choices and girlfriend. Said girlfriend has been receiving an endless amount of shade centred around her use of chicken fillets to stuff her bra plus her horrendous fashion taste. Many, many nicknames exist for this poultry stuffer-this fic features but a few and they are all chicken/fowl based.. When I told everyone about Lee's threat someone requested a fic about Chord receiving these tweets and stumbling across both the Forum and Rileystreet thread. I agreed to do it and everyone requested a crack!fic thus it was born.

Shoutouts: Big shoutout to my fellow Briton and Truthslayer Lady Basquiat and resident PHD Sexpert and Body Language Expert. Our own 's LotusTattoo (love4cedes on gleeforum) author of Six Months, Shoetingstar (on ff and gleeforum) author of If You were Here, Zigzag77 (Vangiefan on Gleeforum). Riga (gleeforum), Mocha (gleeforum), Shae32 (gleeforum), LaSueca (gleeforum) and the missing Ducky8abug...your hilarious quotes on that thread have made me laugh so much!

A massive shout out to FoxCB who will be hopefully bailing us all out when we get arrested (and me extradited from the UK) for causing the death of one Chord Overstreet via cardiac infarction should he ever find his way to the Rileystreet thread (May God and Grilled Cheesus forbid)

This fic is pure twattery only and does not bear any resemblance to The Wedding Planner, Shining Light,Homeless or Coming Back to What You know...It is for shits and giggles only...

It begins during the start of Chord and Mark's vacation on a ranch in Texas on Mother's Day weekend (receipts on Twitter)


Introduction- A visit from Da Truth Ninja!

Chord Overstreet and The Great Throw That Chicken on the Fire Caper

Somewhere on a ranch in Texas...10am...The fun begins...

Mark: (shaking Chord awake)Dude!

Chord: ...

Mark: C'mon man! Geddup!

Chord: Whaaat!

Mark: You need to get your ass up and look at your Twitter. That shit's done gone wild!

Chord: For fuck's sake, man. Don't tell me Emma's going around lookin' like an under-dressed scarecrow again! Sometimes I think she shouldn't be allowed out on her own...

Mark: Fuck that shit, dude. That'd be in your dreams compared to this! (sticks iPhone under Chord's nose)

Chord: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT IS THIS SHIT! WHO IS THIS DUDE! (Falls out of the bed arms flailing)

Mark: This shit is being retweeted everywhere...(laughing like his ass is on fire)

Chord:WHAT!That's all I need! To have Emma back on the phone ruining what's left of this vacation!

Mark: (snorting): Has she already been on the phone?

Chord: Yeah at five in the morning! Who the hell gets up at five in the morning on a weekend!

Mark: Your girlfriend obviously!(muttering under his breath)Chicken-beaked bitch...

Chord: And all she did was bitch about how I should have "checked in with her" before I cut my hair!

Mark: Man, she still on about that one?

Chord: (disgusted)All she talks about...apparently it makes my face look fat.

Mark: Fat? You? Chord Overstreet? Bwahahahahaha..*snort*(unintelligible) that chicken's done gone maaaaad bwahahaha...

Chord: Forget her shit! What is this crap! (gets phone and scrolls down the screen, eyes bugging and ears getting progressively redder.)

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
Fool, I'm gonna send you a coupon code for specsavers cos you seem to be in desperate need! chordoverstreet #soyou'redatingaskankychicken

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
And you need to know what time it is...time to wake up smell da coffee and wring dat chicken neck!
chordoverstreet #Andyouneedtogetadamned clue

Chord: What the hell is specsavers? And why is he talking about chicken?

Mark: Dude just read on...

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
You got that chicken egg on your face while she's skanking around with a random hookup guy? What's that bre?
chordoverstreet #

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
Whilst you're sprung for another girl...Dude you are too obvious...check yourself
chordoverstreet #chordandamberkissinginatree

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
How do you put up with that trench foot smell? Dinnay worry, I'll send you another coupon for Dr Scholl's
chordoverstreet #

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
Amber or Emma?Like there's a damned choice,waste fool! Amber's got more class in one finger!
chordoverstreet #Foolyou'dbetterrecognise

Chord:I'm so dead! Like literally, she's gonna kill me...

Mark:Which one? Emma or Amber?

Chord:Emma!Why would you think-oh no...Amber's going to kill me too..

Mark: Hey look #so you're dating a skanky chicken is trending! Ha!

Chord:Shit! Don't lie!

Mark: This shit's all over tumblr...bwahahaha!

Chord: Tumblr? I don't go on that...too crazy...

Mark: Here's another one!

Lee Cullen datruthbombninja
You need a clue and Imma give it to ya.. ...28-rileystreet/
chordoverstreet #youneedaforumintervention

Chord: What is that?

Mark:I have no idea...(lightbulb goes off) We need a laptop!

Chord: (screams) LAPTOP!

(Both run for the door)