TeaFlower Presents… Because her internet is dead…
Into the Debug Room
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and all related junk don't belong to me. Also, don't sue me.
Hello, everyone! As you may or may not know, my name is TeaFlower. I've started a few fanfics in the FFVII category, but they've… all… died… heh… ANYWAY! I hope you enjoy this. It's totally random.
Episode One: The HP Counter
Our story begins somewhere near Nibelheim in a little house that used to be an elderly home. Had I continued 'Under One Roof', you would get this most likely. Anyway, AVALANCHE was living there. And Cloud, being the evil genius he is (check 'Why AVALANCHE Hates Stuff' for more info), was messing with some piece of machinery. Everyone else was just hanging around. When, from down in the lab (also called their basement), they heard a laugh.
"IT IS COMPLETE!!" Cloud screamed. He ran upstairs, tripped, got up, and continued running. "You guys! You guys, you won't believe this!" he said breathlessly into the intercom. "Come down to the living room now!" With a sigh, everyone left what they were doing and went to the living room.
"Awright, man," Barret said, crossing his arms… yeah… let's go with that… "What is it? I was just beating Cid's sorry ((beep)) in Poker!"
"Yeah, Cloud," Yuffie said, hopping from one foot to another, "I want to get back to my soda! Mm… soda…"
Cloud sighed. "Alright, I'll make this quick." He held up the thing. "Guess what this is?" he asked.
"A Gameshark?" Yuffie asked.
"A chew toy?" Red XIII asked hopefully.
"Something to chuck at your head?" Vincent muttered.
"A shiny thing?" Cait asked.
"A lie-detector?" Cid said.
"… a bracelet?" Tifa asked.
"Tifa's closest!" Cloud said. "Yes, it is a bracelet of some sort. You see… it tells you how many hits you can take before you faint. I call those Hit Points." He put it on Tifa's left wrist and pressed a few buttons. "Just have to get it up and running…" The thing started whirring. A weird code appeared on it. Then, four 9's appeared. "Tifa can take exactly nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine hits of damage." Then, the thing started to do weird things. It shook, it made weird grinding noises, and the numbers went nuts! Cloud blinked. The thing tightened around Tifa's wrist.
"Ow!" she yelped. "Cloud, make it stop!"
"Don't panic, Tifa," Cloud said, trying to pry the thing from her wrist and… failing… "There's nothing to panic about."
"… I can't feel my pinky finger…"
"… there's something panic about!"
Vincent sighed. "Good going there, Cloud, you just ensured Tifa a prosthetic hand."
"Vincent, shut up!" Cloud yelled. He tried knawing the bracelet off, tried having Red knaw it off, tried to take a steak knife to it, tried cutting it with Vincent's claw, tried shooting it with Vincent's gun, and tried entering another code. All of those did not release the grip on the bracelet. But the last one caused 7 more bracelets to fly out and attach themselves to everyone's left wrist. Everyone kinda panicked. Cloud started entering another code onto his.
"Guys, I'm pretty sure this one will be it! Enter the code, '8009ABF6 0041' into the thing!" Everyone did so. But the code did nothing.
"You suck, man!" Barret said, then stormed into the kitchen.
"I will never use my left hand again! NO MORE GAMEBOY!" Yuffie screamed, then ran upstairs.
Red ran off crying. Cait ran out of the house. Cid went to the bathroom. Tifa went to the kitchen to get some butter. And Vincent just sighed and went upstairs.
"Dammit!" Cloud said, then went downstairs.
Except downstairs wasn't exactly downstairs.
END EPISODE
Into the Debug Room
Disclaimer: Dammit all! No FF7 Debug Room videos and not a Gameshark of my own? Guess this is purely imagination… FF7 doesn't belong to me… my bible in this Fanfic is ADean's Debug Room Guide at GameFAQs. Go check it out. And get me pics and videos of the Debug Room in action!
