Macavity's Not There!
AN: A oneshot for you! Since I'm doing Cats at school I thought it was relevant.
Bombalurina's POV:
Macavity's a mystery cat,
He's called the hidden paw,
Macavity's such a mystery. One moment there. Another gone... How does he do it? No Jellicle has the capabilities of escaping another...
For he's a master criminal,
Who can defy the law,
His crimes are diabolical. He captured Old Deuteronomy! Absolutely horrifying...
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard,
The Flying Squad's despair,
He really does drive them crazy. I think they have given up trying to capture him!
For when they reach the scene of crime,
MACAVITY'S NOT THERE!
Impossible! Others would say, but Macavity makes it possible.
Macavity,
Macavity,
There's no-one like Macavity,
Definitely no-one like him. No such cat in the metropolis would do anything like he does...
He's broken every human law,
He breaks the law of gravity,
His power's of levitation,
Would make a fakier stare,
Scratch that, it would everyone stare! Cats can't fly!
For when reach the scene of crime,
Macavity's not there...
AN: Did you like? All the words belong to Really Useful Group. I promise.
