Wolf: Hello everybody! This is me!
Jace: I think they got that.
Wolf: [Deadly glare]
Simon: just ignore him.
Jace: why? People like me more that you!
Simon: [gasp] that's not true!
Clary: actually Simon, if you look at other fanfictions and everything else, you are hardly ever in any of them. And if you are in it, it's only for a chapter. Sorry.
Simon: nobody loves me! [runs off and hides in emo corner]
Alec: um…I'm pretty sure that Isabelle loves Simon.
Isabelle: what! No I don't! I LIKE Simon. As in a crush.
Simon: [screaming from the emo corner] NOBODY LOVES ME! INCLUDING MY OWN GIRLFRIEND!
Wolf: wow….I kinda feel bad for Simon, but…
Alec: but what?
Wolf: but he does kinda deserves it. I mean, he DID date Isabelle and Maia at the same time.
Maia: ya, that wasn't cool.
Isabelle: why are you here? I thought you weren't in this story!
Maia: I thought so too, but obviously I am.
Wolf: yep! We're all here, like a big, happy family!
Magnus: what about me?
Wolf: ok, NOW we're all here like a big happy family!
Simon: nobody loves me! I might as well go die!
Isabelle: I'm better than you at everything werewolf!
Maia: you can't even cook!
Jace: oh, no she didn't!
Isabelle&Maia: SHUT UP JACE!
Alec: [runs by screaming, being chased by owls] why are there owls here? They aren't even in the book!
Magnus: hm, I thought the owls were all after Simon Cowell. He is the king of the beavers.
Wolf: like I said, one happy family!
Jace: if this is a HAPPY family, I would hate to see a really pissed off family.
Magnus : yes that would frightening. [shivers]
Wolf: alright, we're done here.
Alec: help me! [still running from owls]
Magnus: hey, is that Simon Cowell? [points off into the distance]
[the owls stop chasing Alec and fly off after Simon Cowell, who screams]
Alec: thank you Magnus.
Magnus: no problem.
