Wolf: Hello everybody! This is me!

Jace: I think they got that.

Wolf: [Deadly glare]

Simon: just ignore him.

Jace: why? People like me more that you!

Simon: [gasp] that's not true!

Clary: actually Simon, if you look at other fanfictions and everything else, you are hardly ever in any of them. And if you are in it, it's only for a chapter. Sorry.

Simon: nobody loves me! [runs off and hides in emo corner]

Alec: um…I'm pretty sure that Isabelle loves Simon.

Isabelle: what! No I don't! I LIKE Simon. As in a crush.

Simon: [screaming from the emo corner] NOBODY LOVES ME! INCLUDING MY OWN GIRLFRIEND!

Wolf: wow….I kinda feel bad for Simon, but…

Alec: but what?

Wolf: but he does kinda deserves it. I mean, he DID date Isabelle and Maia at the same time.

Maia: ya, that wasn't cool.

Isabelle: why are you here? I thought you weren't in this story!

Maia: I thought so too, but obviously I am.

Wolf: yep! We're all here, like a big, happy family!

Magnus: what about me?

Wolf: ok, NOW we're all here like a big happy family!

Simon: nobody loves me! I might as well go die!

Isabelle: I'm better than you at everything werewolf!

Maia: you can't even cook!

Jace: oh, no she didn't!

Isabelle&Maia: SHUT UP JACE!

Alec: [runs by screaming, being chased by owls] why are there owls here? They aren't even in the book!

Magnus: hm, I thought the owls were all after Simon Cowell. He is the king of the beavers.

Wolf: like I said, one happy family!

Jace: if this is a HAPPY family, I would hate to see a really pissed off family.

Magnus : yes that would frightening. [shivers]

Wolf: alright, we're done here.

Alec: help me! [still running from owls]

Magnus: hey, is that Simon Cowell? [points off into the distance]

[the owls stop chasing Alec and fly off after Simon Cowell, who screams]

Alec: thank you Magnus.

Magnus: no problem.