Tubby Pie-Pies
One day Holly was weighing herself and realised that she was very overweight at a total of 239684517 stone.
"Oh no!" Holly said "I must be pregnant again with 3020 children and the must be Foaly's ghost's because Artemis has been in the library for the past three weeks and I've been having an affair with Foaly."
The next day she went to the doctors for an exam.
"Oh No Mrs Fowl, you've just been eating too many tubby pie-pies."
