The tall male found himself in complete darkness. Nothing's heard, seen, or smelt. He felt, though. Felt a cold solid substance. A blade? Sight's coming back, he sees a blonde haired male standing above him. Was he the source of the cold? The blonde looked down at the male. His lips started to move, "Your life ends now", and you can hear his voice slowly fading.

Gamzee awoke, his heart thumping in his chest. He sat up, rubbing his head, muttering a honk. The ringtone on his phone going off, he stumbled out of the bed. Shortly after, he stepped on one of his many horns, making him jump, now becoming fully awake. Ever since the crazy dreams started he's been just a tad jumpier. Not to mention he used an actual bed now. He chuckled to himself, making his way to his phone that was on the desk next to his door, flipping it open to answer the call. "Hey?" Silence.

"Hellooooo?"

"You're going to die, soon"

Gamzee looked confused. "Who is this, and why, motherfucker?"

"That s a secret, son of the Grand Highblood. And as for why, it's just how the road is going to take you." The one on the other line giggled.

"Mind me asking a motherfuckers name?"

"No can do. Not yet, anyways."

Something wasn't right with the voice. So familiar, yet he couldn't place it in his thinkpan. "Seriously, who the hoofbeast shit is this?"

A giggle, then "You'll remember sometime. Bye. Oh yeah, tell that cute red-blooded troll I said hey."

Gamzee stared at the wall, his phone still up to his ear after the person hung up. Was she talking about Karkat? Sighing, he put the phone down, and proceeded to his bathroom for a shower. He stripped off the clothes he had fallen asleep in, turned on the cold water, and stepped in, giving a happy sigh. Half an hour later, the water shut off as he stepped out, proceeding to wipe off his horns and dry his hair. After drying off, he got dressed, picked up his phone, and walked out of his room. The hive his lusus left him was quite big, a couple stories high. Gamzee primarily slept on the first floor, though. The second floor only had a couple bedrooms and bathrooms, as the other floors were just empty space. He walked to the living room, and plopped on his horn pile, a bunch of HONKS sounding. Flipping his phone open, he saw that some of his friends had texted him. One from Karkat, Nepeta, Equius, Terezi and Feferi. 'A lot of texts this morning he thought.' he thought

carcinoGeneticist started messaging terminallyCapricious

CG: HEY FUCKASS I WAS TOLD TO ASK IF YOU WANTED TO GET SOME FOOD OR SOME SHIT

TC: sOuNdS lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn PlAn BrO :o)

CG: MEET US IN FRONT OF TEREZIS PLACE

TC: aHh, GeTtIn FaMiLiAr WiTh TeReZi? ;o) HoNk HoNk!

CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOKSUCKING JUGGALO

TC: hAhA, mEeT yA tHeRe BeSt FrIeNd :o)

terminallyCapricious stopped messaging carcinoGeneticist.

He always loved messing with the pair, especially if it got Karbro all embarrassed and shit.

centaursTesticle started messaging terminallyCapricious

CT: D- Highb100d, I am in need of help

TC: wHaT s GoT yOuRe VaScUlAr PuMp AlL uP aNd RuNnIn?

CT: D- I am having certain feelings for an accomplice. I don t know how to approach such a thing.

TC: wElL sHiT mOtHeRfUcKeR wHy DoNt Ya JuSt Up AnD tElL tHeM?

CT: D- It is quite complicated, and I don t think she will return my feelings.

TC: nO uSe In NoT tRyInG, bRoThEr. LeT hEr KnOw :o) HoNk!

CT: D- I m sorry for wasting your precious time.

TC: yOu DiDnT bRo, I m AlWaYs HeRe To HeLp A mOtHeRfUcKeR oUt.

CT: D- Quite. Well, I must get going Highb100d.

centaursTesticle stopped messaging terminallyCapricious

Now his curious was all fucking up and runnin. Is it Nepeta? Aradia? Pretty sure its Aradia. But who knows with that blue blood.

cuttlefishCuller started messageing terminallyCapricious

CC: Glub glub )(i Gamzee!

TC: hEy SiS :o)

CC: )(ow are you? 38D

TC: i M pReTtY cHiLl, AnD yOuR wIcKeD sElF?

CC: I m good! Glub. )(ow s finding a matesprit?

TC: nOt LoOkInG wElL, i GuEsS, hOnK

CC: Awh, I m sorry Gamz 38(

TC: iT s AlL sOrTsA cOoL :o) bUt HeY, i GoTtA gO gEt My GrUb On WiTh SoMe FrIeNdS, wAnNa JoIn?

CC: Can't sorry, too glubbing busy 38(

TC: sOrRy To HeAr :o( WeLl, I lL tAlK tO yOu LaTeR aNd We'Ll CHiLl ThEn? :o)

CC: )(opefully glub 3B) Bye Gamzee!

TC: lAtEr SiS!

terminallyCapricious stopped messaging cuttlefishCuller

Feferi has been asking if he'd found a matesprit a lot lately. He says no, not really, whenever she asks. But she never asks if he has red feelings for anyone. She and Sollux had, somehow, found they were feeling red for each other. Probably from Karkat complaining about how Sollux had always talked about her and how he was afraid to let her know. Eridan got jealous as all hell when he found out, and went out on a little rampage. Fef got him in check though, as they were moirails.

gallowsCalibrator started messaging terminallyCapricious

GC: G4MZ33! G0NN4 M33T US 4T MY PL4C3?

GC: N3V3RM1ND, K4RK4T T0LD M3 Y0U W3R3

TC: yOu KnOw It :o) SeE yOu GuYs In A bIt

terminallyCapricious stopped messaging gallowsCalibrator

He was pretty sure Terezi and Karkat were feeling red for each other. They've been spending a lot of time together since that mistletoe kiss last perigree.

arsenicCatnip started messaging terminallyCapricious

AC: :33 Gamz33!

TC: nEpEtA! hOw ArE yOu?

AC: :33 I'm purrfect. You're m33ting us for breakfast, right?

TC: yEp, JuSt GoTtA gEt DrEsSeD aNd JuNk :o)

AC: :33 Yay! I'll let you go, hurry hurry!

arsenicCatnip stopped messaging terminallyCapricious

Nepeta was always such an ecstatic motherfucker. Which he enjoyed. Makes her who she is.

Gamzee got up and put his phone in his pocket. Stretching, pops sounding throughout his body, he headed towards his dresser, as his phone went off again. Gamzee opened it to see he got a text from an unknown person.

obsessiveBlooder started messaging terminallyCapricious

OB: H3y, G4mz33 ;)

TC: uHhH, hI? wHoS tHiS?

OB: Ju$t $0m30n3 ;)

TC: dO i KnOw YoU?

OB: N0 but ! kn0w y0u ;)

OB: 1 g0tt4 g0, t41k t0 y0u l8r b!g b0y ;*

obsessiveBlooder stopped messaging terminallyCapricious

Gamzee stared at his phone for a good minute before shaking his head and putting his phone in his pocket. What the hell's with the motherfuckin weirdos this morning? he thought. After he slipped on a shirt, he started heading to Terezi's hive. After a couple minutes, he saw the two story building that was Terezis. He didn't see anyone out front, so he just went to the front door. Knock knock. Gamzee waited, hearing shuffling in the house, until Karkat, pulling on his shirt, answered. "Damn, didn't think you'd be here so soon." Karkat said.

Gamzee held back a chuckle and replied, "I can come back later or meet you there motherfucker. I can see I disrupted a miracle, hehe honk" he gave in to a small laugh.

The cancer's face turned a bright red "Shut the fuck up! We were just getting ready!"

"Getting ready for a pailing session!" Gamzee couldn't help a laugh "I'm just playin bro, I'll head over and meet you guys there."

"Fuckass" Karkat murmured before closing the door.

A huge grin crept up on Gamzee s face. He started to walk to wherever it was they were gonna eat, and realized he didn't ask. Out of his knowledge (and vision) a shadow started to creep up on him, getting ready to pounce him.