Do you wanna do the Nightfall?
We could kill some Taken Vex.
I have a sword,
I'm getting bored,
Cuz I can't do the raid!
I'm getting really lonely,
I'm on Venus,
Watching the raid teams fight.
Do you wanna do the Nightfall?
It doesn't have to be the Nightfall...
"No, you're not wearing raid gear!"
Do you wanna do the Nightfall?
Maybe practice for the Trials!
But I really should just warn you,
I'm such a scrub,
My KDR is laaame!
I'm getting really lonely, on LFG,
Where nobody invites me...
"Go away, get the Sleeper Simulant!"
Please, I know you're down one,
People are asking for a member,
They all say "have the Sleeper", which I do not,
I'm right here with the Ghjally, just so you know,
And I have 399 Light.
I got invited by a troll,
I wanted to Vault of Glass...
Do you wanna do the Nightfall?
Based upon a true story. Spent all day on Xbox LFG for Weekly Featured Raid on Saturday, wound up getting invited by a foulmouthed troll. I gave up, asked several people if they wanted to Nightfall instead, and never got a single invite. Worse, I never got the Sleeper Stimulant, I never had the patience to do the quest, and over half the requests for raid party members said "Sleeper required". All in all, terrible day on Saturday, and I can only play on weekends.
So I decided to vent by making a fanfiction account and writing this. I don't think I'll be posting a lot of stuff, I'm mostly doing this so I can keep better track of my favorite authors and fics.
Fare thee well!
