Fuck yeah, this is my PRE-ASSIGNMENT for SMUT UNIVERSITY. I hope I fulfill your summer with jam-packed lemons galore ;)


1. PRE-ASSIGNMENT - AND SO WE BEGIN...

EPOV

"Hey," I called my brunette seatmate. I was unashamedly ogling her for the last ten minutes now

She turned to look at me. "What?"

"I like you."

She gave me a weird look. "Okaaaay...?"

"Come on, you can do better than that," I responded.

"What? Are you fucking kidding me? We're in the middle of a class. And I don't even know you."

I couldn't help but chuckle. It was true; she didn't know me. Hell, I didn't even know her.There was this something... drawing me in.

"Do you wanna eat lunch with me?" I asked. Who knew? Maybe in the future...

Let's not go to that part for now.

She bit her lip. "If it will stop you from distracting me from my most important subject, then fine. But if I flunk, you have to drop out of this school."

I snickered. Whatever, dude. "Okay."

~ SMUT U~

BPOV

I let out a huge sigh.

That motherfucker tricked me. Now I had a lunch dat-

NO! Definitely not a date. This was just lunch. We were only going to eat lunch together.

Eh. Who am I kidding?

"I really like you, Bella," Edward told me for the second time this day. I don't know about this guy. He looked like a player to me, but that was a prejudice.

Holy fuck, I'm thinking of meeting him again! Or not...

God, I don't know what to make of my mind! I'm bedazzled.

"I dazzle you?" He gazed at me with a funny expression.

My eyes grew bigger in shock. I said it out loud?

Blushing, I mumbled, "Just a little."

He chuckled. "You do that to me, too."

"No, I don't," I sputtered. "If I do then how can you still speak?"

Idiot was revealing herself.

"Can I kiss you?"

"Whoa! Not so fast mister," I warned, leaning away and gesturing my hands in front of him. I'm still a virgin. Yeah, I had to say it.

"Oh, okay," he muttered, crestfallen. He even pouted, making him look like a little kid.

I scoffed. "We just met!"

But he's sooo cute! It wouldn't hurt to let him in your life.

What?

"Uh, I'm gonna be late for class. See you later." Such a lame excuse.

"Yeah, bye," he whispered.

~SMUT U~

You know what I hate about college?

P. E.

I thought if I was graduating high school, I would leave the whole Gym class shenanigan behind. But noooooo, it's part of the major subjects of my course.

Who does that, anyways?

Sighing, I sit on the bench and tie my hair into a bun. Here's another hideous thing about this class - shorter P.E. shorts. Colored pink! My afternoon could not get worse than this.

Well, guess what; it still could.

"Students, line up!" our teacher slash professor slash instructor ordered us. What? I didn't know what the most appropriate term to use for him.

I was already panting even before we started. I was scared to hurt not only myself but everybody in this class. Goddamn.

So the boys were first up. I immediately saw the mop of bronze hair and since he had a height. Uh oh.

"I hope you all know what to do in a place like this." He gestured to the track field. "I don't have to tell any of you what to do." His glare dared us to say no. Good thing all of the others were in their right minds and no one answered.

"Platt, start," he jerked his chin towards the blonde girl who was picking at her nails.

She groaned but complied. The other girls automatically followed her tracks, maybe in fear that they'd be barked out, too. Soon was my turn. I started to jog closer to the other ladies.

"Ten laps for males while seven for females. Faster, people!"

I was lucky I liked to jog, but luck tended to leave me at times when I needed it the most. I was on my last lap when forwarded face first on the ground. At least it wasn't rocky.

So, yeah, I dived. And then sweaty hands help me to my feet. I shifted to see who the person was until...

"Are you okay, Bella?" Edward checked. I stiffened. Motherfuck.

I was supposed to shout at him but when I saw his topless half, it was my girl bits shouting at me.

Jesus fuck. Let him kiss you already!

Guess I was starting to like the idea.

I gazed up at him to see his concerned face. I decided to feign black out.

"Bella? Shit, Coach Clapp, Bella fainted," he shrieked. Just get me out of here already!

You're already outside, idiot! Remember, field?

You get what I meant!

"I'll take her to the clinic," he informed Coach Clapp.

Why did he know the person's name while I didn't?

He suddenly snickered. I was being carried. Or at least I thought I was. "He said his name at the beginning of the class. You weren't listening when he did," he told me.

Oh. Pfftt.

Whatever.

I open my eyes only to see his body fully clothed. Nevertheless, I savoured the moment and leaned my head on his shoulder, my arms around his neck. I also might have sniffed him. It's funny how I got so addicted to him that fast when I rejected him during our lunch.

"Where are we going?"

"To the clinic," he shortly answered.

"I don't wanna go there!" I protested.

"But you fainted, Bella. Who knows what you're really feeling."

That made me feel ashamed of myself… a bit. "I didn't faint!"

"Oh, yeah? Then what do you call the act you did in the field?"

"I might've fallen asleep little."

He snickered and continued walking. Instead of heading to the direction of the clinic, he brought me to his car.

Could this be my first kiss? Inside a damn car?

"I don't want my first kiss to be in a car!"

His eyes widened at my outburst. "Who said we're going to kiss?"

I blushed furiously. "Sorry."

"We're going to fuck, Bella, not kiss."

"What?" Really? Why here? God, I'm such a whore.

"Kidding." He then glanced at me sideways. "Though, if you want, we could…"

"Uh, no," I murmured. "No, thanks. Some other time, perhaps?"

He grinned widely at me. "Sure! Okay."

"Where are you taking me?"

"I thought you wanted to ditch class, but since you said you don't want your first kiss to be in here, my plan was foiled." He shrugged nonchalantly.

"Oh."

"We can go to the library. It's kinda romantic in there," he suggested.

I chuckled at his eagerness. "No, I think I'll dress back to my clothes."

~SMUT U~

EPOV

"You look exhausted, man," Jasper observes in the living room.

I drop my bags on the couch. "I almost scored one, Jazz."

He laughed at my melodrama. "Aw, poor Eddie. You're lucky Em's not here, or you would've thrown a fit at him."

I rolled my eyes and left him without any reply.

I entered my room and climbed on the bed. It seemed like I really do like Bella. I was sure I wouldn't go home feeling crappy if not.

"Hey, it's pizzas for dinner! I don't think Em will go home tonight."

~SMUT U~

Running ten laps was usually easy for me especially with my track and field team background but going three months without any stretching ruins my drift, ya know? I had never been so tired of the sport in my entire life!

Yawning, I got off the bed and reluctantly changed my clothes. After that, I took my pillow with me out to the living room where Jazz and, surprisingly, Emmett was drinking beer.

"Here comes sleepyhead," Em teased.

I flipped him the bird. "I thought you aren't coming home?"

"I missed you, man," he joked.

Jasper handed me a bottle and pizza. I nodded in thanks.

"What the hell happened, Em?"

He sighed. "We were caught."

I guffawed at his misfortune. "Where?"

"Her rooommate's bedroom."

I almost choked on my pizza when I heard his answer. "Well, if you weren't such a fucktard, bending somebody in her roommate's bedroom, you wouldn't have been caught."

"Says the guy who got rejected by a chick," he retorted. Good one.

"How the fuck did you know that?"

"Good question," Jazz piped in.

"I have eyes and ears all over the campus, Eddie. Don't you underestimate me," Em shot back.

I scratched my head, wondering if I told him I was underestimating him.

We continued our night drinking beer, chatting, and eventually giggling like fucking girls.

I hugged my pillow tighter. Somehow, it looked like Bella. "I'm now calling you, Bewa," I slurred.

"Bewa? That's the name of my girlfriend's roommate!" Em slurred back.

"No!" I shouted like that little girl Mom's friend owns. Jazz giggled.

"Ishokay, Bewa. You shafe here." I caressed Bella's soft face.

Now's my chance. Slowly, I kissed her. I felt myself harden while we kissed.

"You want to touch me, huh?" I asked her.

I lowered the front of my boxers, making my stiff cock spring to life. I shuddered in anticipation.

She then licked my tip and pumped me furiously. "Oh, shiiiiiit. Don't stop."

Fuck, seeing her doing me like that made her earn major brownie points.

"Faster, baby," I pleaded. She obeyed and deep throated me.

I looked down again and saw her dark hair. Fuck yeah, this is the life!

She was panting, making me come in the process. Her mouth barely got all of it and some dripped.

"Oh, yeah," I sighed. "Goodnight, Bewa."

~SMUT U~

Ow! Someone bit my tip… or at least I thought so.

"Wake up, Wankward," Em shouted at my ear.

I squinted, my eyes adjusting to the light. I tried to lift my head and thought I saw my dick out in the open. Hell, I even thought I saw it stand up.

Em roared a laugh. "He did get up, huh?"

I groaned. "You're so fucking loud! Shut the fuck up."

I rubbed my face and sit back up the couch, tucking my dick inside my shorts.

My hand smells like cum. I facepalmed myself. What the hell happened last night?

I walked briskly towards the kitchen sink and washed my hands, feeling shittier than when I left the campus yesterday.

Jasper welcomed me with another laugh, almost blowing his coffee on Em's face.

"What the hell happened?"

They both snickered. "Aw, nothing. Em just told us Rose's roommate is named Bella."

"Ring any bells?" Em quizzed.

My eyebrows scrunched up in confusion. "Bella?"

"Yeah. I think you know her, bro," Jazz replied. "You named your pillow that."

Cue the widened eyes. "Fuck."

He chuckled. "Oh, yes. Fuck."

I pinched the bridge of my nose. Double fuck.

"We both have a copy of your video, Edward, so don't make us angry, or we'll go Hulk on you." Em winked.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "What was in it?"

"Oh, nothing," Jazz muttered. "Only Wankward."

I groaned.

Let me die!


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WANKWARD AND PRUDELLA? Methinks yes ;)