Tugger walked into the den that he shared with his best friend Mistoffelees, With Jemima and Victoria

Tugger walked into the den that he shared with his best friend Mistoffelees, With Jemima and Victoria. Misto sat on the floor huddled into his book whimpering.

'Oh, hey tugs' sniffled the despondent tom.

'Hey Misto, could you go away please'

'What the hell Tugger can't you even be considerate enough as to ask me what's wrong with me in my time of need?'

'Can't you be considerate enough as to clear off in MY time of need?'

'Yes Tugger, 'cause you really NEED to sleep with queens' Spat Misto, his stifled voice heavily layered with sarcasm

'I haven't slept with anyone since' Tugger glanced at the watch that was pinned up on the wall 'around 11-ish'

'Tugger its only midday and I cant believe that you was going to sleep with them, Victoria's barely a queen, not to mention she my SISTER!!'

'Yeah well, they were the only queens awake'

'It is not necessary for you to sleep with someone very five minutes'

'What do you think I am Mistoffelees , some kind of crazy sex obsessed maniac who only thinks about sex ,sex sex sex sex sex…'

'Yes I do think that and anyway, shut up you … you…you… BIMBO!'

'I'm sorry ladies, you gonna have to leave'

Victoria and Jemima skipped out of the den, giggling and squealing like adolescent girls watching their lust objects.

'I am not a bimbo Misto, I'm extremely intelligent'

'Oh really'

'Yes'

Misto stood up and squared up to lager and apparently now ruffled Maine Coon.

'Prove it'

'I erm...well…you know…erm….meh…' Tugger leant forwards and planted a kiss on Misto lips.

'TUGGER WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!'

'A, because I can and

2, because it got you to shut up'

'But...'

'But nothing Misty, I know you liked it'

'No I…'

'So you're saying you didn't like it'

'Well not exactly…'

'So you did like it, therefore you gay.'

'You're the one who kissed me!'

'Yes but according to you Misto I'm some sort of nymphomaniac who's constantly aroused , and is easily pleasured by things including inanimate objects , or younger beings than my self , this also insinuates that you think I'm a paedophile , someone who molest infants , well I'm telling you Mistoffelees , if all these things are true , then kissing you would be in my nature , and something that someone as smart as you would expect me to do , so technically , you're the one to blame.'

'Bloody hell Tugger, why are you so facetious and pedantic.'

'Because…'

'Because what'

'It's for the greater good of the junkyard.'

'Everlasting cat, not this again…'

Okay, yes I know drabble again, but I like to dabble in drabble, anyway, another one-shot written FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!

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(PS I'm really sorry for the rubbish name , if anyone had any better ideas please tell me in a review)