(A/N: Second fan fic. Not very realistic, but hey, I don't really care! It's a work in progress, so make sure u keep up on it! Or, I might just hunt u down…LIKE J.K. ROWLING MIGHT DO IF I DON'T PUT THIS…)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER AND I NEVER WILL! I will stay obsessed, however.

Messed Up Time Zones and Alternate Dimensions

6 am- March 7, 2006…

Rachael Johnson was waiting in line at Wal-Mart. She was dressed up as a witch and kept getting annoying stares. She didn't really care, though. All she wanted was her very own copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire DVD.

"Rachael!" a chorus of voices screamed. Rachael looked behind her and saw Mari Rees, Kevin Warth, Hannah Harris, Amber Santos, Natalie Miles, Morganne Drake, Austin Hooper, and Natalie White. Natalie W. looked like she was the only one who really wanted to be there, for she was dressed up to look like Hermione Granger's twin.

"Natalie! And other people! Hi!" Rachael exclaimed.

Everyone ran up to join her, to many yells from the crowd.

"Oh, shut the hell up!" Natalie M. screamed.

They did, but maybe that was because Natalie was about five foot ten and pretty intimidating.

"Will this freaking line hurry up! I want my DVD, and I want it now!" Rachael pouted.

The line inched forward.

"Oh, come on!" Natalie W. exclaimed.

30 minutes later

Duh duh duh duh da daaaaa da da! Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh! OUCH!" Natalie W. was hit in the head for singing the Harry Potter theme song over and over again.

"Shuttup!" Natalie M. exclaimed.

"Grrrr," Natalie W. answered.

They were finally inside Wal-Mart. Rachael was jumping up and down, you already know what the Natalies were doing, and everyone else looked half asleep.

10 minutes later

"OMIGOD! I SEE THE LIGHT!" Rachael exclaimed.

"Rachael are you dying?" Natalie M. asked.

"No…THE DVD IS GLOWING!"

"OOHH! POKE THE DVD!" Kevin said.

They all poked it.

ZAP! They disappeared.