VERY IMPORTANT A/N: This is for SS. Read and review? Enjoy! If you mention Breaking Dawn, you're getting a visit from the Volturi. Don't spoil it. I'm only a little ways into it because of work.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of the characters.
Clocked
"Dude, your face is a clock." Alice stated blandly.
"I know." Emmett frowned.
"Why is your face a clock?"
"Because-"
"His face is a clock because it shows the passing of time since you were just a tiny toddler to the point where you're just over one hundred years old." Jasper explained, expertly, cutting his brother off.
"Woah, I thought my face was a clock because I landed the role of Cogsworth in the school's production of Beauty and the Beast." Emmett said, confused. He grinned. "But I like your explanation a lot better."
"That's all very well. But how are you going to explain why Mike Newton is playing with a flaming dart?" Alice asked.
Emmett and Jasper turned towards the stage.
"I knew I should've been cast as Gaston!" Emmett howled, stomping his way over to the stage. "Newton! There are no flaming darts in the pub scene! Get rid of that thing before you hurt someone!"
Alice and Jasper grinned at each other before chorusing "He is so Cogsworth."
