NOTES- This is a parody of Billy Joel's song "The Entertainer". This idea was sticking in my head for some time, so I just had to write it down. Power Rangers characters are property of Saban Entertainment. The original song is property of Billy Joel and Columbia Records.

POWER RANGER

I am a Power Ranger

And I wear a spandex suit

Another kiddie entertainer

Who used to make a ton of loot

I used to be their champion

I thought I won the children's hearts

But my show got lame, and they forgot my name

And my glory days are dead and gone

'Cause I couldn't beat Pokemon

I am a Power Ranger

I used to be so cool

The kids who tuned in to my show

Are now out of high school

Ah, but some still watch my reruns

Yes I'm still on the air

So I've learned to live with the knowledge

That at least I won't end up like Yogi Bear

And I go on my merry way

I am a Power Ranger

Once beloved by boys and girls

I've defeated all kinds of villains

And saved all kinds of worlds

No one remembers the movies

Or the video games

Ah, but what the hell

You know it's just as well

Cause after a while they'd just recall

That it was all so pitifully lame

I am a Power Ranger

I bring to you my shows

I'd like to do another year or two

But it seems that my show blew

Yes, we barely got good ratings

Now I'm standing here in line

Gotta get my unemployment check

I'd love to work again, but they think I'm lame

So I'm sitting on my butt

I am the Power Ranger

I'm glad you liked my show

You've seen every single episode

You have them all on video

Ah, it took me years to make it

They were the best years of my life

It was a wonderful show

It might have run too long

But it was a hit

Even though our special effects were shit

And we were forgotten by '95

I am a Power Ranger

I was so cool in my day

I made all kinds of money

When I was on everyday

Now my repeats are on cable

I've been sitting home unemployed

All the kids forgot when my show was hot

And our toys sit back on the discount rack

Along side Tickle-Me Elmo

I am a Power Ranger

And I wear a spandex suit

Another kiddie entertainer

Who used to make a ton of loot

I used to be their champion

I thought I won the children's hearts

But my show got lame, and they forgot my name

And my glory days are dead and gone

'Cause I couldn't beat Pokemon