Disclaimer: Twilight and all of its characters belong to the lovely Stephenie Meyer. Also, all songs used in this story belong to the person who sang them and the recording company.
Alright, so this is a series of one-shots (BxE) where I take well-known songs (although certain ones might be old) and use them for an Edward and Bella musical. The first one is going to be from the song "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne.
Chapter One; EPOV; "Girlfriend"
"Hey Jessica," I called after my girlfriend as I walked across the school parking lot. "What are we doing tonight?" Every friday we went out, generally we went to some restaurant in Port Angeles since there weren't many other choices. I always gave Jessica the choice though, it was "chivalrous" or that's what Carlisle told me…
"Oh, Eddie! Thank god you found me! I was just thinking that tonight we should do something different than usual, something outrageous and fun!" My eyebrows shot up into my hairline, Jessica never wanted to go partying she said it would screw up her reputation.
"You want to go to a party? You know I'm pretty sure that Hale chick is throwing one at her hou—"
"No, silly, not a party! We just have to go shopping! You can help me pick out a dress for homecoming!" As Jessica jumped up and down clapping her little hand together I heard a snicker behind me. I turned to see Bella Swan, queen of Forks High School pass with her hand covering her mouth as she fought not to laugh. I couldn't help but stare at her retreating form, she was beyond hot… "Edward! Are you even listening to me? Edward?!"
Jessica snapped her fingers in front of my face, before following my gaze to Bella. Immediately she huffed and crossed her arms. "You know Edward if you're not feeling up to shopping tonight maybe I'll just go with Mike. I'm sure he would love to watch me try on all of the dresses. Maybe I'll even let him come into the dressing room with me."
I fought the urge to roll my eyes at her, Jessica and I had been dating since freshman year and every once and a while she tried to make me jealous by using that idiotic lap dog. It was utterly exasperating.
"No Jessica, I would love to come shopping with you," I put on my most charming smile and looked at the girl again. Honestly, sometimes I wonder why I'm still going out with the girl. "Now, what was this about coming into the dressing room with you?"
Jessica threw back her head and laughed. "Oh, you know I was just joking Eddie-kins. If I've told you once I've told you a million times, I'm saving myself for marriage! If you want to come into the dressing room with me you'll just have to marry me!"
Trying my hardest to hide my cringe I leaned in and gave her a chaste kiss. "Of course, Jess, I wouldn't have it any other way."
"Exactly I'm not some sort of two-cent slut like that Swan girl." I fought the urge to defend the beautiful girl of my every fantasy and turned before I did anything I'd regret later.
"I'll pick you up at 5:30, please be ready this time Jess, I'd like to get some dinner after we're done shopping." I winked and got into my loving silver Volvo, cranking the radio asI went.
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"She's making you go SHOPPING with her?!" Emmett laughed openly at my predicament. I nodded slightly, knowing that the whipped comments would be coming soon. "Dude! You have to break up with that girl! She is just causing you trouble you know. I mean she probably expects you to pay for her dress!"
I let my head fall back against the couch and groaned. "Ah man! I didn't think of that. This sucks! And she still isn't giving me anything besides making out! Not even second base! It's been three years Emmett. YEARS! And she's still as uptight as the day I met her."
"You know Edward, I doubt you'd even be able to fuck her, what with that stick that's stuck in her ass." Jasper mocked me as he walked into the room, causing Emmett to spew his beer all over his mom's coffee table.
"Aw, shit! Jazz, get me a towel will you?" Jasper shook his head and took a seat on the other side of me.
"If you didn't call me Jazz maybe I would. You know that the only person who can call me that is Alice."
"Yes, yes we all know you are desperately in love with the little pixie, now will you PLEASE go get me a towel before this drips onto the carpet. My mom will kill me if she finds out I'm drinking."
"Isn't it a little early to be drinking Em? I mean it is four o'clock man. If you keep going at this rate you'll be passed out by seven, before anything fun even happens. And you know Rosalie will kill you if you miss out on her party when you are supposed to be wooing her."
"Shut up Eddie," I cringed at the hateful nickname. The only reason I let Jess get away with it was… well I don't know why I let her get away with it… "Plus I know how to hold my liquor, unlike some other guy I know who hasn't picked up alcohol since he started going out with this complete prude three years ago."
"Don't remind me!" I half groaned.
"Speaking of the nun herself, shouldn't you be going Edward? Its 4:45 and you know Jessica doesn't approve of your 'school attire' on outings." I checked my watch quickly, before bolting up.
"You're right, I got to go. I'll see you guys later, hopefully this whole shopping thing will end early so that I can swing by the party." I ran out the door to choruses of "whipped!"
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I rocked back and forth on my toes as I waited for Jess to answer the door. Sighing I checked my watch for the time, 5:55. Ugh, so much for her actually being on time for once.
It wouldn't be quite as bad if Jessica's dad actually let me into the house while I was waiting for her, but unfortunately he "doesn't want me getting any closer to my sweet'ums bedroom than the front door." So here I was, out in the cold waiting for Jessica to get her ass out here.
Seriously how long does it take for one girl to get ready to go shopping?
Finally I heard footsteps on the other side of the door and I crossed my fingers hoping to god it was Jessica. The door swung open to reveal my short girlfriend in stilettos.
"Hey, you ready to go?" I asked politely, holding my arm out to play the gentleman for the hundredth time.
"Of course and I am just so excited too!" I grinned at her chipper tone. One of the things I liked about Jess was that she always seemed so happy.
Yeah, but is it enough to keep up with her other annoying habits?
I sighed at that little voice that was always clouding up my head. I mean, I loved Jess, right? And when you love someone you put up with their annoying habits no matter how much they make you want to kill yourself, right? I shook my head and led Jess to my car. It was going to be a long night.
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"What do you think of this one, Eddie?" I turned to see Jess wearing a flooring length pink and blue dress that looked like it was made for church on Easter, not homecoming.
"You look beautiful like always Jess," I said trying to sound sincere.
"Yeah! I thought so too! I think I'll get this one." I nodded, happy that we were finally done, even if it did mean I'd have to go homecoming with Jess in that.
"Now, all I need is shoes and a purse!" I groaned, "Oh and don't let me forget some bracelets too." My face fell to my hands as I counted the minutes until I'd be out of here.
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My phone buzzed in my pocket and as I reached to get it I checked the time, 8:39. If we left now I could still make it back for the party at least for a couple hours.
EDWARD! Where are you?! Has the wife let you out of her clutches yet?
Emmett's text flashed on the screen. I groaned for the hundredth time tonight at the word wife.
I texted back, still shopping!!!! The girl is trying to kill me! She's looking at bracelets now "Eddie? Should I get the purple hearts or the pink crosses?"
I could just imagine Emmett's booming laugh as I pressed send and now more than ever I wished I was at the party or really anywhere but here.
"Eddie? I'm done! Ready to go?" I rolled my eyes, as if I wouldn't be ready to go. What in the world does she think I'm doing here?
"Yeah, definitely, let's kick up some smoke and ditch this place." I grinned; glad I'd be able to leave finally.
"Great, but Eddie I was thinking instead of going to dinner like you said earlier, how about we go mini golfing? I noticed this cute little place just down the street that will be perfect."
I put on a fake smile and said, "Whatever you want."
My phone buzzed again and I got it out as we started walking, my hand on the small of Jessica's back again.
Where are you? We'll come save you from the devil's daughter.
I glanced quickly at Jess before typing in the address of the mini-golf place. I didn't know who we was, but at this point I didn't care.
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It had been two hours since I texted Emmett with the address and right now I wanted nothing more than to kill him. So much for "saving" me, Jackass!
"YAY! I got another hole in one! I am on a roll! Isn't this just so much fun Eddie? We should do this more often." I pulled another fake smile on my face and nodded, before stepping up to the windmill hole for the third time. That's right this was our third time doing the same course. I was losing my mind I swear.
Just as I was about to swing my golf stick thing (it was blue and Jess's was pink) I heard some music blasting from one of the speakers. I looked up confused, who in the world had the music on that loud in here?
Suddenly the Bella Swan came prancing out onto the hole right in front of us in a black leather mini skirt and a green halter top. Right behind her was Alice and Rosalie Hale in similar outfits, but I only had eyes for the one in the front.
I couldn't help the smile that spread over my face as she started singing and dancing to the music, that is until I realized what song it was.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don't
like your girlfriend
No way! No way!
I think you need a new
one!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could
be your girlfriend!
I threw my head back and laughed, Emmett totally set them up to this. I watched them dance, rather than listen to the annoying lyrics for a while. My god, this girl can dance, I thought when she dipped low, nearly giving me a glimpse of what she was wearing underneath her skirt before she brought her leg around.
You're so fine
I want you
mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
you're so addictive
Don't you know what I could do to make you
feel alright?
If she kept this up I was going to have a major hard on by the time she was done.
She's like so whatever
You
could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And
that's what everyone's talking 'bout
Enter Jasper and Emmett with their heads together and nodding along to the song as if they were agreeing with everything she was saying. I swear I could not stop laughing if I tried right now.
Oh, in a second I'll have you
wrapped around my finger
Cause I can, cause I can do it
better
There's no other so when's it gonna sink in?
She's
so stupid
What the hell were you thinking?
The second time they sang those lines everyone joined in, including Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie and Alice. I chanced a glance over at Jess and well livid didn't quite cover what she looked like right now…
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know
that you like me
No it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I
want to be your girlfriend
They finished the song with a pose and I clapped for them in between laughs.
As they made their way over I noticed that all of them were looking at Jess except for Bella who wasn't taking her eyes off of mine and I was no better.
"What Jessica? No applause for us? We worked hard on that!" Alice faked a pout as she leaned into Jaspers embrace.
Since Jessica still wasn't saying anything I turned to Emmett, "Dude, what the hell took you so long? I was dying here!" I said before realizing that Jessica could hear what I was saying.
"What?! But Eddie-kins we were having so much fun! You called them here?" She sneered them as if they were some sort of disease.
"Jess, Emmett and Jasper are my friends so stop insulting them and that goes for Rosalie and Alice too and especially Bella." I crossed my arms and dared Jessica to contradict me with my eyes.
"But… but didn't you see what they just said about me?! Aren't you going to defend me, baby?" Stomping her foot indignantly Jess tried to pout at me and failed. Epically.
"Jessica honey, you don't see what people say. You hear what people say." Bella said as everyone else snorted with unrepressed laughter. She turned and winked at me playfully, "Are you alright, Eddie-kins? All that shopping didn't go and break all that spirit you got now did it? I would absolutely hate it if you couldn't go to church tomorrow." Bella mocked Jessica openly.
Now I only have one defense for what I did next, I tried, I mean, I really tried, but I just couldn't help the laughs that shook my body at her remark.
Jessica huffed before turning and stomping away. Just before she was out of hearing distance I heard her say, "Daddy? Could you come get me please?"
"Wow, you know I never heard of anyone who literally went running to daddy." Emmett said as he shook his head.
"Well, the night is young, the twerp is gone, let's play some golf." I groaned and turned to Jasper.
"Are you seriously serious right now? The last thing I want to do now is golf."
"Oh, I can make you change your mind, Edward." Bella sauntered over and a shiver ran down my spine at the look she was giving me.
"And what would that be?" I asked in my sexiest voice.
She leaned in close, no doubt feeling my obvious problem and whispered in my ear, "Alcohol."
Jasper laughed as he tossed me some gin and Bella walked away, giving me an excellent view, but leaving me with a raging problem.
I grabbed for the gin and said, "I am definitely going to need this."
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I was sprawled out on my back next to Bella on the "elephant hole" as she called it. My arm was underneath her waist and her head was resting on my shoulder.
"God, I swear I haven't had this much fun since…" I paused trying to think of when the last time I'd had fun was.
"Before you started dating Jessica Stanley?" The angel demon next to me offered.
"Well, yeah…" I shook my head, trying to think of why I had kept going out with the girl.
"Edward! Head's up you got a big problem in the form of Jessica's dad heading your way." I groaned and lifted my head to the sight of a red faced beafy man storming at me with the petite Jessica trailing behind him. She had mascara runs all over her face and I felt bad for a second before I remembered all of the shit I had put up with from her.
I stood up suddenly, swaying a little as I did and pulling up Bella with me. "Mr. Stanley, it's a pleasure to see you as always." I slurred.
"Cut the bullshit Edward. What the hell did you do to my Jessica?"
"Nothing, sir. She's the one who stormed out of here before the fun started."
"Not that she was welcome," Bella scoffed.
"And who the hell are you?" The man turned to my Bella.
"Isabella Swan, sir, newly appointed girlfriend of Edward Cullen."
"Really?" I asked at the same time Jessica screamed, "What?!"
"Yes, really," she giggled and I grinned before kissing her deeply. It was amazing.
"Dude, so not the time or place!" Emmett yelled from behind me.
"Oh, shut up, pig head," I yelled back.
I turned back to the shocked man in front of me. "Yeah, so what were we talking about?" Jessica was sobbing again, clutching at her dad's shirt.
"Daddy, can we please go?" She sobbed at him.
"You are so lucky I'm not punching you right now son." I saluted the man and before he left he turned back and said "I will be calling your parents too!"
Bella and I snorted at the threat before laying back down. I'd worry about my parents later.
"So, girlfriend huh?" I asked her happily.
"Oh yeah, baby. You're mine now." I laughed.
"I wouldn't have it any other way." I kissed her again, pulling her into me. This was the start of something great, I was sure of it.
So, what'd you think? I need some song ideas if any of you have any and also not all of the one-shots are going to be like this. Some of them will be fluffy and in most Edward will be more… nice and Bella will be less… bitchy. This was just the first idea. Hope you enjoyed it and feel free to nominate your favorite song.
