NOTES- This one's a spoof of Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey's Easy Lover. Crazy Climber is property of Nichibutsu. The original song belongs to Collins and Bailey and whoever produced it.

CRAZY CLIMBER

Crazy Climber

He climbs so high, you won't believe it

Like no other

Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor

He's a crazy climber

You'll play all night but you won't know it

This game's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see

He's climbing that skyscraper

Dodging all those flower pots

Oh no! One just hit him

Don't worry, he held on

Here comes that giant bird now

And it's laying eggs and crapping

You better watch out now

Or you'll be falling

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing

Climb up quick cos falling is real painful

You're down to your last life

You better do well

Crazy Climber

He climbs so high, you won't believe it

Like no other

Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor

He's a crazy climber

You'll play all night but you won't know it

This game's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see

Now you've reached that big gorilla

That ape it wants to kill ya

You'd better avoid it

You can't destroy it

Now you're almost to the top floor

Of this big and crazy building

You'd better make it

You can't fake it

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing

There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful

You're down to your last life

You better do well, oh

You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing

There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful

You're down to your last life

You better do well, oh

He's a Crazy Climber

He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)

(He's) Like no other

Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on the top)

He's a crazy climber

You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)

This game's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)

He's a Crazy Climber

He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)

(He's) Like no other

Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on top)

He's a crazy climber

You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)

This game's like no other

And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)

He's a crazy climber....