NOTES- This one's a spoof of Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey's Easy Lover. Crazy Climber is property of Nichibutsu. The original song belongs to Collins and Bailey and whoever produced it.
CRAZY CLIMBER
Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
He's climbing that skyscraper
Dodging all those flower pots
Oh no! One just hit him
Don't worry, he held on
Here comes that giant bird now
And it's laying eggs and crapping
You better watch out now
Or you'll be falling
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
Climb up quick cos falling is real painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well
Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
Now you've reached that big gorilla
That ape it wants to kill ya
You'd better avoid it
You can't destroy it
Now you're almost to the top floor
Of this big and crazy building
You'd better make it
You can't fake it
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh
He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on the top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
He's a crazy climber....
CRAZY CLIMBER
Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
He's climbing that skyscraper
Dodging all those flower pots
Oh no! One just hit him
Don't worry, he held on
Here comes that giant bird now
And it's laying eggs and crapping
You better watch out now
Or you'll be falling
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
Climb up quick cos falling is real painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well
Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see
Now you've reached that big gorilla
That ape it wants to kill ya
You'd better avoid it
You can't destroy it
Now you're almost to the top floor
Of this big and crazy building
You'd better make it
You can't fake it
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh
You know you'll never make it, all the windows are closing
There's more where that came from, ooh falling is so painful
You're down to your last life
You better do well, oh
He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on the top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
He's a Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you can't believe it (He climbs so high)
(He's) Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor (He'll be up on top)
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night and you won't know it (You won't know it)
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see (trying to make you see)
He's a crazy climber....
