"Merry Christmas, Wendy." My mother said handing me a gift wrapped in snowman covered wrapping paper.
"Thanks, Mom!" I cried out gladly accepting my gift. When I held it, I noticed that it felt too heavy to be the book I wanted.
"What is it?" I asked feeling its hard rectangular shape.
"Why don't you open it and find out silly?" She replied with a laugh. I mentally slapped myself and started to slowly open my present, when I saw what it was I nearly jumped out of my skin with excitement. My mother had bought me a new laptop.
"It's beautiful." I said admiring the green laptop with the flowers on it; it was like the best laptop ever!
"I saw you admiring it in the store." My mother said with a smile. I ran over to her and gave her a great big hug.
"Now I can video chat Stan!" I yelled with excitement running up to my room with my new laptop. I just ignored my mother when she started ranting about how Christmas is for spending time with family.
"Wendy! Come try some of the cookies I made!" She yelled.
"I will in a minute!" I yelled back as I started setting up my laptop, when I finally had it up and running I started to download MSN. I decided to use the time it takes to download to try some of my mother's cookies that she had been so desperately wanting me to try.
"These are very good." I lied, in truth they tasted like total shit but I didn't want her to know that.
"I'm glad you like them sweetie, I am just going to put them in the cookie jar so you can get one whenever you want it, I mean you need to put some more meat on those bones." My mother said pinching the skin on my arm.
"Thanks Mom." I said walking out of the kitchen and running back into my room, I was glad to see that MSN had downloaded. I quickly signed in and I was glad to see that Stan was signed in.
IxLuvxStan: Hey babe!
I_Hate_FB: Hey Wendy...
IxLuvxStan: Why aren't you enjoying Christmas with your family?
I_Hate_FB: I culd ask u the same thing...
IxLuvxStan: My mother bought me a new laptop; I just had to try it out!
I_Hate_FB: That's nice...
I stopped typing for a second, Stan was acting really weird, and he didn't usually put afterdots after everything he typed.
IxLuvxStan: Are you okay? You seem a bit, I don't know, upset or something.
(I_Hate_FB is typing...)
After fifteen minutes of seeing that on the screen I started to get agitated.
IxLuvxStan: are you there?
I_Hate_FB: Yea I'm here and I'm fine I g2g.
IxHatexStan: We're done, bye.
(I_Hate_FB is now offline)
I threw my pillow across the room in frustration how could he not care that I just dumped him! I clicked on Bebe's MSN to rant to her about it because you know, misery loves company.
IxHatexStan: Omfg Stan dumped me!
Bananas_Suck: So what? You guys break up all the time.
IxHatexStan: Way to be supportive Bebe!
Bananas_Suck: Um, this isn't Bebe...
IxHatexStan: Oh, who is this?
Bananas_Suck: This is Kyle.
IxHatexStan: Oh, why aren't you celebrating Christmas with your family?
Bananas_Suck: Seriously?
(Bananas_Suck is now offline)
"Ugh." I muttered slamming my fist down on the table, I bet the rumours were true, I bet those two were fucking each other. I carefully clicked on Bebe's MSN this time.
IxHatexStan: OMFG Bebe! Stan dumped me! *cries*
BeachxBabe: OMFG GURL I AM SO SORRY U NO IM HERE FOR U RITE?
IxHatexStan: Thanks girl, I mean it is so hard how am I going to find a new boyfriend now?
BeachxBabe: THERE R A LOT OF CHAT SITES U SHULD TRY I FOUND A HOT BF FROM CAMBODIA ON THERE ONCE!
IxHatexStan: I will have to try that out! Thanks Bebe!
BeachxBabe: NO PROBLEM GURL BUT HEY I G2G FAMILY WANNA HANG OUT
(BeachxBabe is now offline)
I opened my internet browser and googled chat sites for kids.
"Perfect." I muttered to myself when I found one that said Fun Chat for kids 13 through 18. When I came to the place where it said username I thought for a while before coming up with something.
RavenxBeauty: Hey everyone, my name is Wendy I am sixteen years old and I am from the US!
I was surprised to find that I started getting a ton of PMs! I clicked on the first one that my mouse went to.
Ten_Incher: Hey babe u share nudes?
RavenxBeauty: Um no...
(Ten_Incher has blocked you)
What a douche! I thought to myself clicking on the next window.
Baseball_Dude: Hey babe I bet u look real sexy
RavenxBeauty: Sorry but I'm not into perverts
(You have blocked Baseball_Dude)
After about fifty pervs I started to get irritated, I mean how many pervs can one site hold?
Beer_Run: Hey :)
RavenxBeauty: I'm sorry but judging by your name you seem like an alcoholic, I don't talk to alcoholics.
Beer_Run: Relax, it's from a song.
RavenxBeauty: Oh cool, so when are you going to ask me for nudes?
Beer_Run: There's more to nudes you know, what do you do? Get on here all the time offering guys nudes of yourself?
RavenxBeauty: How dare you say such a thing! I am no whore!
Beer_Run: Relax, it was a joke.
RavenxBeauty: Well, it wasn't a very funny one.
Beer_Run: Hey I'm sorry; by the way, my name is Mike.
RavenxBeauty: Oh cool, how old are you?
Beer_Run: I think the correct cue would to give me your name
RavenxBeauty: It's Wendy and I'm sixteen as I said in my introduction.
Beer_Run: I'm seventeen, but hey my internet browser keeps messing up, do you have MSN?
I quickly gave him my MSN with excitement, sure he seemed a little cocky but maybe he could be the one!
Playgirl_Model: Hey Wendy I heard u and Stan broke up so does that mean ur on the market?
IxHatexStan: Yes, but I probably won't be for long, why aren't you celebrating Christmas with your family?
Playgirl_Model: We is too damn poor!
IxHatexStan: Are*
Playgirl_Model: Excuse me?
IxHatexStan: I was correcting your grammar.
Playgirl_Model: This isn't fucking English class.
(Playgirl_Model is now offline)
I wonder what's eating him. I nearly jumped out of my seat when I saw that I had an MSN invitation from Mike.
IxHatexStan: Hey Mike this is Wendy from the chat :)
Beer_Run: Hey what's up?
IxHatexStan: Oh, still a bit upset over my boyfriend dumping me, how are you?
Beer_Run: Add him into the chat; I want to talk to him.
IxHatexStan: Okay, he's just signed in so I guess I could do it.
Beer_Run: Good.
(I_Hate_FB has entered the chat)
IxHatexStan: Hi Stan
I_Hate_FB: Hey Wendy...
Beer_Run: What the fuck do you think you're doing Stan?
I_Hate_FB: What are u talking about?
Beer_Run: How the fuck can you go and break Wendy's heart like that and just causally step into this chat like nothing is wrong?
I_Hate_FB: Dude, she dumped ME!
IxHatexStan: I did not! You called me a whore and dumped me!
I_Hate_FB: I did not wtf!
Beer_Run: You are a piece of shit Stan good luck finding a girl as amazing as Wendy, it seems like you treat them all like total shit.
I_Hate_FB: I don't have time for this shit.
(I_Hate_FB has left the chat)
IxHatexStan: Thanks for that, he had really upset me.
Beer_Run: Anything for my friends :)
I started to stroke my invisible beard, I wondered who else I could get Mike to bitch out; Kyle seemed like the perfect candidate since he was probably fucking my ex-boyfriend.
IxHatexStan: Hey when my friend Kyle gets on, could we add him to the chat so you can bitch him out?
Beer_Run: Why? What did he do?
IxHatexStan: Stan cheated on me with him.
IxHatexStan: Oh look he's online. I will add him to the chat.
(Bananas_Suck has entered the chat)
Bananas_Suck: Why the fuck did you and some guy gang up on Stan?
Beer_Run: You mad we told your little boyfriend off?
Bananas_Suck: Stan is NOT my boyfriend! Who the hell are you?
Beer_Run: Your worst fucking nightmare if you mess with Wendy again.
Bananas_Suck: I did nothing to her!
Beer_Run: Just watch it little boy, I've got my eye on you.
(Bananas_Suck has left the chat)
Beer_Run: What a loser
IxHatexStan: ALL of Stan's friends are losers but look, I have to go here's my number so you can ring me. 555-2147
Beer_Run: I deff will, bye.
I signed off with a big smile on my face, not only did I have a new potential boyfriend, but he was also super protective.
The next thing I heard was the sound of my phone ringing.
"Hello?" I answered it.
"Hello." The voice on the other end sounded like people stepping on dead leaves.
"Who is this?" I asked mindlessly playing with the charm on my mobile's antenna.
"This is Mike." The voice replied. I nearly jumped out of my seat with excitement; I was actually talking to Mike!
