Chouji Akimichi was a nice guy and all his life he was told "Nice guys finish last". It made him chuckle. It really did. Not only was the quote based on here-say, it was comepletely untrue! He was the shining example.
Out of all his friends, he was the first to get a girlfriend (or at least the first to admit to having one... lazy shikamaru).
Out of all of his friends he was thefirst to lose his virginity (Well, it was more of a tie, as he did technically have sex with one of his friends).
Out of all of his friends he was the first to be engaged (She didn't want to wait any longer and couldn't see why it was taking Chouji so long to ask her, so she decided to ask him).
Out of all his friends he was the first to get married (He didn't have to do anything for the wedding, just show up and wear what he was told to, move when he was told to, dance when he was told to and say what he was told to).
And out of all of his friends he was the secondto have children. ( A gorgeous little girl named Orihime. Looked just like her mother...and screamed at him like her too). He might have been second but he wasn't last!
So it was with a smiling face and a slight chuckle that he drew Ino to him in a bear hug and kissed the top of her head. "The things some people say... "
