Animegurl64: Hiya pples!
Rand: Yes, Hello.
Elaida: Good Day.
All: WHO INVITED YOU!!
Lanfear: I did, you shall be mine Lews Therin! HA!
All: (Pick up Lanfear and Elaida like fans at a Stones concert and throw them out of room) GET OUT!!!!
Perrin: That was fun. We should invite them so we can do that more often.
All: (Look at Perrin thoughtfully)
Animegurl64: That. Has. Got. To. Be. The. GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! All in favor?
All: Yay!
Animegurl64: All who disagree?
Lanfear, Elaida and Surprisingly Moraine: Nay!
All: ?,
Moraine: It's degrading for a fellow, as much as I hate to admit it, Aes Sedai to be thrown out. Lan agrees with me.
All: (look at Lan)
Lan: (Drinking eggnog) Somebody say my name? (Sees everyone) What?
Animegurl64: Idea! (Whispers in everyone's ear)
All: (Nod with smiles on faces and turn)
All: GET OUT!!!! (Proceed to kick them out of house)
Rand: You're right Perrin, that is fun.
Animegurl64: Anyway This is my first Wheel of Time fic and it's sort of a ditty Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own the wheel of time. Robert Jordan Does. He shouldn't though because he totally screwed the series up. To quote Kamarile Maradim Nimdar;
From the website clogged with readers, there came a muffled roar;
For never had they seen an RJ book so very poor.
"Kill him, Kill the author," someone shouted on the chat,
And it's likely that will kill him if the next book is like that.
So you see RJ better shape up cause he's ruining a series great.
The Wheel Of Time Drinking Game
Drink a shot every time Moraine goes all Aes Sedai hide the truth in words on us.
Drink a Glass every time she tries to tie a string on Rand.
Drink a shot every time Perrin gets hit by Faile.
Drink a glass every time Rand uses the fact he is the Dragon Reborn to solve a Problem.
Drink the whole bottle if Rand manages to get away from Moraine.
Drink a 12-pack pack if Mat acts responsible for a change.
Drink a shot every time Rand feels responsible for things he can't control.
Drink an ounce if the Whitecloaks overrun the city one the gang's in.
Drink a shot every time Nynaeve tugs her braid.
Drink a couple ounces if the Forsaken stupidly attack Rand.
Drink a six-pack if they win.
Drink a shot if Elayne flirts with another guy.
Drink an ounce if Lews Therin yells " NO ILEYNA MY LOVE!!!!" in Rand's head.
Drink 2 ounces if Rand channels and does something stupid.
Drink the bottle if you're a girl and you don't understand what the hell the women are pissed at.
Animegurl64: It is a fic, but I don't like the way it turned out. Hey if you do I'm not complaining.
Sammuael: It sucked.
Animegurl64: Oh thank you , O great lord 'Chosen'. I am forever great full for your in your debt. May I polish your boots?
All: -_-U
Sammuael: (Fails to note sarcasm) Of course.
Animegurl64: (whispers to others)
All: (nod happily)
Animegurl64:Well in that case o great chosen one. (Takes out large bone boomerang, roughly six feet long and knocks him on the head.)
All: GET OUT! (Throw out door)
All Forsaken except Asmodean: Hey! We resent that!
All: (look at each other and nod) GET OUT!! (proceed to kick them out)
Asmodean: Should I be running outside too?
Animegurl64: No, you may be a coward and an idiot, but I like you anyway.
Logain: Hey Surviver is on! To the T.V.
All: Hurrah! Huzzah! (Run to get good seat)
Animegurl64: -_-U I'll never understand them and I'm not gonna try.
Rand: Yes, Hello.
Elaida: Good Day.
All: WHO INVITED YOU!!
Lanfear: I did, you shall be mine Lews Therin! HA!
All: (Pick up Lanfear and Elaida like fans at a Stones concert and throw them out of room) GET OUT!!!!
Perrin: That was fun. We should invite them so we can do that more often.
All: (Look at Perrin thoughtfully)
Animegurl64: That. Has. Got. To. Be. The. GREATEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! All in favor?
All: Yay!
Animegurl64: All who disagree?
Lanfear, Elaida and Surprisingly Moraine: Nay!
All: ?,
Moraine: It's degrading for a fellow, as much as I hate to admit it, Aes Sedai to be thrown out. Lan agrees with me.
All: (look at Lan)
Lan: (Drinking eggnog) Somebody say my name? (Sees everyone) What?
Animegurl64: Idea! (Whispers in everyone's ear)
All: (Nod with smiles on faces and turn)
All: GET OUT!!!! (Proceed to kick them out of house)
Rand: You're right Perrin, that is fun.
Animegurl64: Anyway This is my first Wheel of Time fic and it's sort of a ditty Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own the wheel of time. Robert Jordan Does. He shouldn't though because he totally screwed the series up. To quote Kamarile Maradim Nimdar;
From the website clogged with readers, there came a muffled roar;
For never had they seen an RJ book so very poor.
"Kill him, Kill the author," someone shouted on the chat,
And it's likely that will kill him if the next book is like that.
So you see RJ better shape up cause he's ruining a series great.
The Wheel Of Time Drinking Game
Drink a shot every time Moraine goes all Aes Sedai hide the truth in words on us.
Drink a Glass every time she tries to tie a string on Rand.
Drink a shot every time Perrin gets hit by Faile.
Drink a glass every time Rand uses the fact he is the Dragon Reborn to solve a Problem.
Drink the whole bottle if Rand manages to get away from Moraine.
Drink a 12-pack pack if Mat acts responsible for a change.
Drink a shot every time Rand feels responsible for things he can't control.
Drink an ounce if the Whitecloaks overrun the city one the gang's in.
Drink a shot every time Nynaeve tugs her braid.
Drink a couple ounces if the Forsaken stupidly attack Rand.
Drink a six-pack if they win.
Drink a shot if Elayne flirts with another guy.
Drink an ounce if Lews Therin yells " NO ILEYNA MY LOVE!!!!" in Rand's head.
Drink 2 ounces if Rand channels and does something stupid.
Drink the bottle if you're a girl and you don't understand what the hell the women are pissed at.
Animegurl64: It is a fic, but I don't like the way it turned out. Hey if you do I'm not complaining.
Sammuael: It sucked.
Animegurl64: Oh thank you , O great lord 'Chosen'. I am forever great full for your in your debt. May I polish your boots?
All: -_-U
Sammuael: (Fails to note sarcasm) Of course.
Animegurl64: (whispers to others)
All: (nod happily)
Animegurl64:Well in that case o great chosen one. (Takes out large bone boomerang, roughly six feet long and knocks him on the head.)
All: GET OUT! (Throw out door)
All Forsaken except Asmodean: Hey! We resent that!
All: (look at each other and nod) GET OUT!! (proceed to kick them out)
Asmodean: Should I be running outside too?
Animegurl64: No, you may be a coward and an idiot, but I like you anyway.
Logain: Hey Surviver is on! To the T.V.
All: Hurrah! Huzzah! (Run to get good seat)
Animegurl64: -_-U I'll never understand them and I'm not gonna try.
