DISCLAIMER: I own neither DBZ or Yogi Bear. I also refuse to admit I own
this.
DEDICATION: To Satan, may he take pity on my soul. And to anyone who reads
this. I'm sorry.
DISTRIBUTION: Nowhere. This is hideous. Horrid. BAD.
FEEDBACK: Please?
AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is how my brain is always thinking. I just decided to
type it up. Never again. ::kicks Bochoefnael:: You hear? Never again!
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Gokou hid behind the tree, grinning as he saw the object he desired:
A picnic basket, ripe for the picking.
The owners had left it to go play in the lake, and Gokou decided that someone needed to
"care" for the basket. To protect it, if you will.
Krillin was nervously speaking to Gokou. "I don't think this is such a good idea, I mean, what if
Ranger Freiza finds us? He'll kick us out of the park!"
"Stop worrying Krillin, you forget, I'm ...smarter than the average SaiyaJin!"
Krillin just sighed, watching as Gokou tiptoed out from behind the tree, grabbed the basket, and ran back.
Suddenly, the owner of the basket noticed the bear. His green face light up in fear. "Eeep! A bear! And he's got our lunch!"
His companion spoke up, patting the taller man's ass affectionately. "Don't worry sweetie, I'll go get it back. No bear is going to steal the lunch my Piccolo-chan worked so hard to make."
Piccolo swooned. "Iya~~~, Gohan-chan, you're so *strong*..."
Gohan puffed up his chest, stepped out of the water, and took his carefully planned attack. He screamed. "Ranger Freiza! You're bears are stealing picnic baskets again!"
Ranger Freiza ran out of the cabin, replacing his green Rangers hat. "Gokou! What did I tell you last time you got caught stealing picnic baskets?"
Gokou froze, staring at the seething ma-- err...hermaphrodite. "..."
Krillin panicked. "Gokou, what do we do? I told you we'd get caught!"
Gokou held tight to the picnic basket, and ran. "Krillin, run!"
Krillin ran as fast as his stumpy legs could carry him. Unfortunately, he ran into Gokou's knees (for they were as high as he reached) and fell.
Gokou was staring at the Ranger, who was blocking their only means of escape.
"Gokou, return the picnic basket."
"..."
"Gokou, return the picnic basket!"
"..."
Ranger Freiza ran forward to grab the basket, which freed up their means of escape.
Gokou and Krillin ran into the Ranger's office, hiding behind the desk.
"Gokou, give me the basket." Freiza said, walking into the office.
Gokou, in response, ran around the desk, Krillin and Freiza trailing behind him.
After several laps around the desk, Freiza changed directions, and grabbed the basket and Gokou's ear.
Pulling Gokou by his ear, Freiza walked outside, and returned the picnic basket to the sobbing Piccolo.
"Say you're sorry, Gokou." Freiza commanded.
"Sorry..." Gokou said, staring longingly at the basket of food.
Nodding, Freiza led the two bears back to their cave, where he locked them in.
"Stay here and think about what you did. If this happens again, I will throw you out of the park. Why can't you just behave? There's no place for SaiyaJins to stay outside of the parks."
Gokou smiled. "But Ranger, you forget, I'm smarter than the average SaiyaJin!"
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O_O
::goes back to her box in shame::
- Treize --------- Musta gotten a hold of some bad crack
"In this world, which is so plainly the antechamber of another, there are no happy men. The true division of humanity is between those who live in light and those who live in darkness. Our aim must be to diminish the number of the latter and increase the number of the former. That is why we demand education and knowledge." - Victor Hugo
A picnic basket, ripe for the picking.
The owners had left it to go play in the lake, and Gokou decided that someone needed to
"care" for the basket. To protect it, if you will.
Krillin was nervously speaking to Gokou. "I don't think this is such a good idea, I mean, what if
Ranger Freiza finds us? He'll kick us out of the park!"
"Stop worrying Krillin, you forget, I'm ...smarter than the average SaiyaJin!"
Krillin just sighed, watching as Gokou tiptoed out from behind the tree, grabbed the basket, and ran back.
Suddenly, the owner of the basket noticed the bear. His green face light up in fear. "Eeep! A bear! And he's got our lunch!"
His companion spoke up, patting the taller man's ass affectionately. "Don't worry sweetie, I'll go get it back. No bear is going to steal the lunch my Piccolo-chan worked so hard to make."
Piccolo swooned. "Iya~~~, Gohan-chan, you're so *strong*..."
Gohan puffed up his chest, stepped out of the water, and took his carefully planned attack. He screamed. "Ranger Freiza! You're bears are stealing picnic baskets again!"
Ranger Freiza ran out of the cabin, replacing his green Rangers hat. "Gokou! What did I tell you last time you got caught stealing picnic baskets?"
Gokou froze, staring at the seething ma-- err...hermaphrodite. "..."
Krillin panicked. "Gokou, what do we do? I told you we'd get caught!"
Gokou held tight to the picnic basket, and ran. "Krillin, run!"
Krillin ran as fast as his stumpy legs could carry him. Unfortunately, he ran into Gokou's knees (for they were as high as he reached) and fell.
Gokou was staring at the Ranger, who was blocking their only means of escape.
"Gokou, return the picnic basket."
"..."
"Gokou, return the picnic basket!"
"..."
Ranger Freiza ran forward to grab the basket, which freed up their means of escape.
Gokou and Krillin ran into the Ranger's office, hiding behind the desk.
"Gokou, give me the basket." Freiza said, walking into the office.
Gokou, in response, ran around the desk, Krillin and Freiza trailing behind him.
After several laps around the desk, Freiza changed directions, and grabbed the basket and Gokou's ear.
Pulling Gokou by his ear, Freiza walked outside, and returned the picnic basket to the sobbing Piccolo.
"Say you're sorry, Gokou." Freiza commanded.
"Sorry..." Gokou said, staring longingly at the basket of food.
Nodding, Freiza led the two bears back to their cave, where he locked them in.
"Stay here and think about what you did. If this happens again, I will throw you out of the park. Why can't you just behave? There's no place for SaiyaJins to stay outside of the parks."
Gokou smiled. "But Ranger, you forget, I'm smarter than the average SaiyaJin!"
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O_O
::goes back to her box in shame::
- Treize --------- Musta gotten a hold of some bad crack
"In this world, which is so plainly the antechamber of another, there are no happy men. The true division of humanity is between those who live in light and those who live in darkness. Our aim must be to diminish the number of the latter and increase the number of the former. That is why we demand education and knowledge." - Victor Hugo
