Here's my new story. It's my first try at Avatar humor. It's the war between The Zutarians and the Kataangish. I'm mostly neutral on the pairings but I prefer Zutara.
The Real War
Somewhere on a little island of the cost of the fire nation, lived the Kataangish. They were a happy people until one fateful day, a monster was born. It was all started by a brave rebel one who didn't believe in the Kataang way if life.
In the middle of the night he snuck off to the hall of computers. It was used for one purpose and one purpose only: to write fanfiction. Only Kataang was allowed, Kataang used to convince the producers to make them fall for each other.
All that was about to change, though. The rebel had a cause, a wonderful new way of life. Zutara. He stayed up all through the night, even ignoring the bell for school. For once he would have to miss the in-depth study of Kataang.
Finally a master-piece was born: the world's first Zutara! Suddenly the rebel gave a cry of alarm. The writers were coming. He could here there footsteps from across the hall. There was no time to hide. He minimized his creation and hoped for the best.
"What do we have here? Were you staying up late to write some Kataang?"
"Well…um, yeah. That's exactly what I was doing!"What luck, a cover story.
"May we see it? I love reading everyone's favorite pairing." So much for that. The boy had no way out this time. He would have to fight back. The rebel sped out of the building as fast as his legs would carry him.
"Listen up everyone! We don't need Kataang! Come join a new nation! A better one! Become a Zutarian." And with that the rebels of Kataang fled off into the night. Never to be heard of again…until one day the real war was started.
I'm not trying to insult any pairing here, but whoever I'm mainly talking about I'll insult the other pairing. I have nothing against either of them though. Don't yell at me about that. There'll be more humor next chapter so Read & Review.
