Title: Don't Phunk With my Heart.
Summary: When Keely falls for a more Muscular Guy, Phil thinks he's fat and tries to get skinnier. He goes through multiple Eating Disorders such as Bulimia and Anorexia. Rated T, for Violence, Drama and Language.
Disclaimer: Duh, I don't own Phil Of The Future. If you think i do, then Wake up! Thanx.
I do own, Darius Clemens, and Katie.
Authors Note: i decided to do this story because i saw a lot of Fanfics about "Keely" going "Bulimic" and i just thought it would be nice for Phil to get a turn at eating disorders. No one else came up with this idea in this category so i decided to do it. Sorry if i stole anyone's idea... Sorry. Anyway enough of this note. Enjoy the story. This will be a long One...
In H.G. Wells Junior/Senior high school, Phil Diffy Closed his Locker as he took out a bunch of books..He struggled to Keep them up but they fell eventually. "Great." he muttered to himself as he bent down to Pick them up. As he picked them up, he heard a very familiar voice say "Hey Philly-Willy!" He looked up to see his Blond Best friend with a huge Grin on her face
. What a Smile! He thought. As he picked up the last book and settled them on his arm he said "Hey Keel!" He smiled. She then Put her arm on his shoulder and together they walked towards Science class, Their First Period Class.
As they walked, Keely kept on Blabbing on and on about her newest Story for the morning announcements. Phil wasn't really listening, he just kept on thinking about her. How she always seemed to Pop up at the right time. How her smiles sent him into Orbit.
How she always put her arm around his shoulder making him feel like he was more than her friend. I wish. He thought and sighed.
. "And all I'm saying is how We should go undercover into the Girls Locker room and Write a story on how short the Cheerleader's Uniforms are and..." Before she knew it, She was hit to the ground and all her papers flew to the ground.
"Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't see you there." Said the Guy that knocked her down. She cleared some of her blond hair out of her face and said "No, It's my fault." She said. Phil helped her up and the guy helped her pick up her papers. When she got up, The guy gave her her papers.
"Thanks" she said. "It's alright. The name's Darius." he said and held out her hand and she gladly shook it saying "And i'm Keely." She seems to like him. Phil thought
And why shouldn't she? He looks better than me. Phil thought and looked down at his stomach. My Stomach's Huge! Darius was about 6'2 with Blond Hair. He was already growing Facial Hair and he was Captain of the Football Team, and the Basketball Team.
He has More muscles than me. Phil thought. And he dresses better too. Darius had on baggy faded jeans with a White T-shirt and a letterman Jacket on. Phil looked at his clothes.
He had Tan pants with Blue Converse with a Blue shirt and one of his Trademark Button up Shirts on. He sighed. He then noticed that they were talking about what their names meant. Phil got a little irritated and stepped in saying "I'm Phil, Her Best Friend." he said. Darius said "Nice to meet you "Best Friend."
Keely Chuckled a little. What a flirt. Phil thought. Darius then said "Hey Keely, what class do you have next?" She grinned and said "I have Science."
"That's cool, So do i. Would you mind if i walked you there?" he said in a suave voice. Phil rolled his eyes and said "Keely, The bell's about to ring. We should get going." He then grabbed her arm and was about to walk the other way but she gently removed her arm and said "Phil, Is it Okay if Darius walks me there? I mean come on, We can always walk together on other days. Can't we?"
Phil felt HeartBroken. He gulped and smiled a weak smile. "Sure. Um...Go ahead. I'll um...see you later Keel." He then looked over to Darius and said "Nice to meet you, Darius." Darius gave him a quick nod. Phil then turned and started to walk the other way but Keely ran up to him and said "Phil, are you okay?" He turned around and said "I'm fine."
His voice was almost breaking. "Are you sure.? You know you can always walk with us." she said and took his arm. Phil turned around again and said ":I'm Okay! You can Go with him! Look, Just don't worry about me. Go Walk with him. It's alright." he answered and the Bell rang.
He removed his arm from hers and Walked down the hallway, looked back at her and Turned the corner, slamming a locker as he did. She looked after him for a minute and let out a long sigh. She then walked back to where Darius was and together they walked to The science class.
As the last Bell for the school day rang, Phil quickly ran out of the Classroom. He wondered where Keely was. He hadn't seen her at Lunch. He was a bit worried. He felt bad for yelling at her that morning, he just wanted to apologize. She probably already dumped that Darius Guy. He thought.
He rounded a corner and walked towards his locker and the sight he saw made him stop dead in his tracks and almost barf. Keely, his best friend, was making out with Darius next to her locker. Phil's mouth dropped. He couldn't move. He felt like his heart had been taken out and torn apart, thrown to the ground and stepped on multiple times. How could they already be an item?They just met! He thought.
He just stood there as Darius and Keely lip locked, French Kissed, swapped Spit and other names you have for Kissing. She was rubbing his arms up and down as he had his arm around her waist and they were unusually close.
Phil wanted to Run away. He wanted to kill Darius. But instead he slowly made his way to his locker that was right next to hers. His knees felt weak and he just wanted to collapse.
As he opened his locker, Keely and Darius pulled away and looked at him. He quickly turned around so they couldn't see his face that was now streaming with tears uncontrollably. "Hey Phil." Keely said as if nothing had just happened.
Phil put his books into the locker and slammed it. He picked up his Backpack, still not facing Keely, and jogged away quickly down the hallway and around the corner. Keely just stood there. What's wrong with him? she wondered.
As Phil walked home, a rush of feelings went over his whole Body at once. He couldn't believe what he had seen. His face was still dry from the tears he cried that afternoon. His eyes were puffy and he was tired and depressed. He passed Keely's house and ran into his home and slammed the door behind him.
He dropped his backpack and slid down to the ground with his back against the door. He put his head in his hands and started to sob gently.
Pim who had heard the door slam came downstairs and saw Her brother with his head in his hands. She knew why he was crying. She gently made her way down the stairs and towards were Phil sat.
She sat down next to him and put her arm around him. Very UnPim-like. He looked up and looked at Pim with Red Puffy eyes. She was surprised. "Phil. Are you okay?" she asked.
Phil nodded very slowly. "I know all about it." she continued. "All about what?" Phil said and sniffled. "About Keely and Darius, Phil. The whole school knows about it. Even Mr. Hackett. We didn't expect Keely to be like that. I honestly thought you guys were destined to be together. But i guess, fate and destiny aren't the same thing." Pim said.
Phil smiled and so did Pim. This was one of their brother-Sister moments that Phil loved they had. When Pim wasn't trying to take over the world, she could be very thoughtful. Phil got up along with Pim. "Where's mom and dad?" Phil asked.
"Oh they went to Jamaica for their second Honeymoon. They won't be back for a week." Pim answered. "Oh, well i guess i'll see you later then." Phil said and started up the stairs. Pim shrugged and went to the Living room. Phil went up to his room. He sat on his bed and wondered for a while. "How could Keely do that? I thought we had something." he muttered
She probably likes Darius because he's buff and skinny. And i'm not. He thought. He took off his shirts and went to his full-length mirror and looked at him self. He turned sideways and his eyes widened, Now i see why Keely doesn't like me. I'm fat! Pim walked in and saw him without his shirt
. "Phil! What are you doing " she said Genuinely worried. Phi turned to her and ran over to her and said "Pim, i need to know. Am i fat?" Pim almost laughed. "Fat? You're as skinny as a stick. Who told you you were fat?" she asked.
Phil didn't answer. He went back to the mirror and continued to look at himself. He didn't believe Pim when she said he was skinny. She's probably trying to make me feel better. He thought As he looked in the mirror, all he could see was a fat person. Like one of those Funhouse mirrors. He looked Huge!
"I need to workout. I need to lose weight." He suddenly said.
"What? Workout? Phil, you're already Fit. You don't need to add or lose weight." Pim said a little scared at what her brother was thinking. Phil pushed her out of the door and locked it. Then he got to the ground and started to do Sit-ups and crunches.
Downstairs, Pim was worried. She just shrugged and went to the kitchen in search of something to drink,. She came out a few minutes later with a soda can in her hand. The doorbell rang.
Pim rushed over to it and opened it and there stood Keely. "You! What are you doing here?" Pim said
"Pim, i need to see Phil, where is he?" Keely aid as she stepped into the house. "Oh. Would this have anything to do with the fact that you broke his heart this morning while making out with Darius the jockstrap?" Pim said.
"Pim, i didn't mean to..." Keely started but Pim interrupted by saying "To what? To be a whore? Look Blondie, Phil is upstairs killing himself for you. Working out, lifting weights, doing push-ups just to please you.". Keely looked puzzled. "Why would he do that?" she asked. Pim smacked her hand to her head and said "Blonds really are dumb"
(A/N sorry to all those blonds out there. I don't really think blonds are dumb. It's just a joke. Thanx) "He thinks that you like Darius because he's fit and strong and he thinks He's not. He's working out to impress you. So that you'll like him. Jeez! The signs are right there Keely. Phil likes you. But no...You just had to go kiss loverboy. Now he thinks he's fat." Pim said almost yelling at Keely.
She stormed out of the doorway and into the living room. Keely almost cried. She ran up the stairs to Phil's room
. As Phil lifted weights, he heard a knock on his door. He dropped his weights and went over to the door and opened it.
As soon as he did, Keely hugged him. He sniffed in her shampoo and got mesmerized. He still loved her, no matter what she did to him. He pulled away from her and stepped back. "What are you doing in my room?" he asked angrily.
"Phil, please don't harm yourself for me" she quickly said. Phil looked at her for a while and said "I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing this for my self." He went back to doing his weights.
Keely walked over to him and sat next to him. "Phil, I'm really sorry about what happened today at school. I didn't mean to..." "Didn't mean to what? Break my heart? Look Keely, i just want to be alone right now."
He dropped his weights and made his way to the door and opened it and said "i think you should leave." She closed her eyes and bit her lip as tears came to her eyes. She stood up and went to the door and stepped out. "Phil, i just want you yo know that no matter what you do, I'll always be your Best friend." she said.
He swallowed hard and nodded. And before he closed the door she said "And Phil?" He stopped halfway and looked up at her and she said. "You're not Fat at all." He then closed the door in her face.
End of Chapter One. Don't worry, there's a lot more chapters to come after this. Maybe 11 or 12 more. We'll see. Anyway i won't update until you give me at least 5 reviews. Just Kidding! I'll update soon. Just review please? ThanX. Oh yeah, Katie isn't in the story yet, she will be towards the end. Thank you and peace out. And let me know if i made it too dramatic. Byee!
