A one hundred word drabble, explaining some of the eccentricities of Riff Raff's outfit.

"Hurry up- the guests are nearly at the door."

"Wait a sec- there's a weird button. Why the fuck do earthlings put extra buttons on the inside of the shirt?"

"How the hell should I know? Now get a move on."

"Shit… maybe you're meant to put two buttons in one hole… but that would mean doubling the corner over…"

"Just leave the shirt. Ve'd never seen a vhatever-you-call-it before, I'm sure they von't notice it's gone."

"It's called a butler suit…and I'm ready now."

"You forgot the thing for your left boot."

"I'll tell them that's another Earthen custom."