A one hundred word drabble, explaining some of the eccentricities of Riff Raff's outfit.
"Hurry up- the guests are nearly at the door."
"Wait a sec- there's a weird button. Why the fuck do earthlings put extra buttons on the inside of the shirt?"
"How the hell should I know? Now get a move on."
"Shit… maybe you're meant to put two buttons in one hole… but that would mean doubling the corner over…"
"Just leave the shirt. Ve'd never seen a vhatever-you-call-it before, I'm sure they von't notice it's gone."
"It's called a butler suit…and I'm ready now."
"You forgot the thing for your left boot."
"I'll tell them that's another Earthen custom."
