A Vow Not to Break

A/N: Okay, I wrote this chapter once before, but I made a lot of mistakes (which goes to show you that you shouldn't write at 3 am) So I re-wrote it and made it a little longer.

Summary: This plot wouldn't leave me alone until I put it on paper, so I did. Trance is still purple and it's supposed to be humor.

"For the LAST time ship, what does this mean?" asked a very, very, angry Tyr. He had agreed to go on the planet with the purple one, but was not expecting a welcoming committee by the locals, called Tessercts. He also didn't expect them to be speaking a foreign language, or to be roomed with Gemini OR to be a part of their religious ceremony.

"Well, it seems that when you gave them your names you only used you first name, correct? Well, according to the Tessercts, when one does this, it means that you're engaged."

"So? We fooled them. Let them think what they want."

Trance blushed in the corner. She seemed to blush a lot around Tyr lately, especially since he accidentally walked in on her bath wearing nothing himself. Although he tried to explain to her that it was merely an accident, she had been blushing every time he looked at her.

"Well, Tyr, they decided to do you a favor and. get the marriage over with."

"WHAT I'M MARRIED TO HIM!!!!!" everyone turned in surprise to see a very angry Trance. Tyr looked shocked for a moment, and then composed himself. "Surely this marriage can't be binding?"

"Actually, it is. According to the Commenwealth handbook, chapter 47 paragraph 5, Any marriage ceremony preformed by two willing participants is binding."

"But I wasn't willing, I had no idea what they were saying!" shouted Trance. Her whole body had gone rigid and she was looking rather murderous. "It's not real, is it?" She turned a pleading look on Dylan, as if he could stop this.

Dylan cleared his throat. "Well, you DID go up to the altar with him, and it would be insulting to them if you didn't hold their marriage as binding."

"But.but.." Trance gulped like a dying fish. "But I don't want to be married to HIM!" She flung at her hand at him like he was a piece of trash. "This SUCKS!"

"Well, I'm not to thrilled about this either!" yelled Tyr. "I am not and never will call myself your wife." And with that, Trance stormed out of the control room.

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