Me: hey everyone, I watched "Where's Perry" Part 1 on YouTube, and I LOVED IT! I just HAD to do this! This is my own version of "Where's Perry" part 2
Phineas: for once, SHE DIDN'T PUT HER OC IN IT!
Isabella: who is she and what has she done to your sister?
Phineas: That's what I want to know
Me: guys, it's really me!
Phineas: hmmm I've got my eye on you
Me: anyway, I do not own Phineas and Ferb
Isabella: read and review
All: enjoy!
Last time on Phineas and Ferb…
The Flynn-Fletchers were going on a family vacation to Africa. They had to leave Perry behind because he was 'sick'. Little did they know that Perry really was acting because Monogram told him he had an urgent text from Doofenshmirtz. Perry then found out that it wasn't an urgent text message at all. Doofenshmirtz just accidentally hit the caps lock button. Perry then had the day off after foiling an easy mission with Doofenshmirtz. Little did he know Doof planned to hit Monogram with a second inator he built called the Ultimate Evil Inator, but when he fired it, instead of hitting Monogram, it hit Carl the intern. When Doof went to check on Monogram to see if he felt evil, the two were trapped by Carl, and put in cells. Monogram then alerted a sad and depressed Agent P to get there immediately, but Carl had planned for that and captured him. Doofenshmirtz accidentally released Perry making Carl send his Evil Flynn-Fletcher robots after Perry. Meanwhile with Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet, they've built a Highly Unconventional Vehicle with animal parts to explore a gorge in Africa. Buford and Baljeet were supposed to man the legs, but Buford breaks the controls making the gang plummet to their doom. Doofenshmirtz activates all his inators, and Perry is caught in the middle of them all, and he disappears. (There's a Candace and Linda/Lawrence plot, but I could care less about their plots…besides Jeremy possibly saying he wants to break up with Candace but I don't think he does)
And now I present to you my version of "Where's Perry" part 2!
Phineas felt something. Maybe it was the fact that they were falling to their doom (because of Buford)…NO! That wasn't it. Phineas had felt this before…every day almost. Something was wrong, VERY wrong. He couldn't quite put his finger on it. He looked at Ferb who looked like he was silently screaming for the doom that was coming ahead. Phineas tried shaking off the feeling, and he tried to fix the Highly Unconventional Vehicle. Luckily, he fixed it just in time. After he got it controlled and flying smoothly, he felt it again. Phineas was very confused about this. He had to find out what it was. Just then, he saw a picture of Perry fall out of Ferb's pocket from the impact of the wind.
"Oh no! Ferb…" Phineas cried out trying to reach for the picture.
Phineas sadly watched as the picture fell, and it broke once it hit the ground. Buford had broken the legs on the machine, so they would have to fix that first. Phineas landed the machine. He couldn't get that feeling that something was wrong out of his head. Suddenly Phineas saw something that alarmed him, and made him realize what was wrong…
"Perry!" Phineas cried out.
Isabella, Ferb, Baljeet and Buford looked at where Phineas looked down. Phineas was right. The little monotreme was laying on the ground unconscious. His hat had fallen off of him, and he was all bruised up. Phineas slid down one of the parts of the machine, and he ran to his pet. He picked him up, and he cradled him.
"Phineas, are you sure it's Perry? I thought you had to leave him behind," Isabella said.
"Phineas KNOWS it's Perry. He can identify him out of thousands of platypuses. It's Perry," Ferb said, and he grabbed Perry's fedora.
"What's that hat doing with Perry?" Phineas asked cradling the unconscious hurt monotreme.
Ferb simply shook his head, and the children decided to go back. Phineas carried Perry, Ferb carried the fedora, Buford carried Baljeet wedgie style, and Isabella walked next to Phineas. Phineas was almost in tears seeing his orinthoryncus anatinus so hurt and unconscious. As soon as they got back to where they were staying, Phineas laid Perry on a bed.
Perry saw nothing but blackness. He couldn't believe Carl was evil. Doofenshmirtz that IDIOT! He shouldn't have activated ALL the inators. Soon he saw a white light. He then heard a voice…the sweetest little voice he's ever heard.
"Perry….."
Perry reached out for the voice, but he couldn't.
"Perry….."
Soon Perry could hear more voices.
"Phineas, are you sure he's alright?" a little girl's voice said. She was too familiar as was the first voice.
"I know he's alright. I saw him breathing," the first voice said.
"I wonder why this hat was with him," he heard an Indian accent say.
"Actually that's a 1940's fedora, but it is a hat," he heard a British accent say.
"That doesn't explain why it was with him though," he heard a raspy boy's voice.
Perry knew instantly that these voices were the voices of (in order) Phineas, Isabella, Baljeet, Ferb and Buford. Perry then felt something get put on his head. He assumed it was his fedora.
Phineas looked at Perry with his fedora on, and he couldn't help but feel it was familiar.
"Hey guys, is it me, or does Perry in a fedora look really…familiar?" Phineas asked.
"Well, it looks cool, but I don't know about familiar," Isabella said.
Phineas thought for a bit. He'd seen Perry with a fedora…somewhere…
"Oh, I remember now, someone made a secret agent Perry toy when we designed the Perry the Inaction Figure, and we threw it away. That's right," Phineas said.
Phineas still wasn't satisfied with that. He's seen it before…but where? He thought and thought, and he looked at Perry with the fedora on, and suddenly, Perry opened his eyes. He realized that his eyes weren't unfocused. He rubbed his head in pain. Doofenshmirtz that idiot! He looked at Phineas who was looking at him curiously. Was he remembering THAT DAY?
Phineas looked at Perry, and the others looked a bit weirded out that Perry wasn't acting all mindless. Phineas then FINALLY figured it out! Perry was a secret agent! He remembered the day they went to the other dimension. He remembered it all. He looked at Perry who gave him a sheepish look.
"Guys, Perry's a secret agent!" Phineas announced.
Buford and Baljeet burst into laughter.
"Yeah Dinner Bell, your little ducky thing-"
"Platypus," Phineas corrected interrupting Buford.
"You think your platypus is a secret agent!" Buford said and burst into laughter.
"Phineas, that defies all laws of physics and everything normal!" Baljeet said bursting into laughter.
Ferb and Isabella gave dirty looks at Buford and Baljeet for laughing at Phineas. They had their doubts of Perry being a secret agent, but they didn't laugh at Phineas. Buford and Baljeet continued to laugh as Phineas gave a 'we need to TALK look at Perry'.
"Guys, I'm going to take Perry out for a little fresh air," Phineas said picking up Perry.
Perry had his eyes unfocused to make sure nobody else found out or remembered. Phineas carried Perry outside as Buford and Baljeet continued to laugh at Phineas and Ferb and Isabella continued to give them dirty looks.
"Here we go again," Perry thought to himself.
Meanwhile at the OWCA headquarters, Carl was yelling at Doofenshmirtz for his incompetence in releasing Agent P and activating all the inators making him disappear. He then put Doofenshmirtz back in the cell next to Monogram's, and he thought. He had to get agent P back here so unlock the mainframe computer so he could take over. He then looked at the robot clone of Phineas, and he had a devious idea. What better way to lure Agent P back than threaten the ones he loves…specifically Phineas.
"Hmmm, Phineas robot clone," Carl said to the robot version of his future prisoner.
"Yes, master?" the robot clone Phineas said.
"I want you to go to Africa, wait for him to be all alone, and I want you to…"
"Carl! You're not saying what I think you're saying! He's the youngest by a couple months!" Monogram shouted.
"Capture Phineas Flynn, and bring him to me," Carl finished.
The Phineas robot nodded, and he left with the rest of the robots following him.
Monogram looked out to the sky, and he thought about Phineas. What was going to happen to him?
Back in Africa, Phineas set Perry down on the ground with his fedora on the ground. Perry was acting mindless in front of everyone else, but he knew Phineas knew…again.
"Alright, spill Perry. I know you're a secret agent," Phineas crossing his arms.
"Not again," Perry thought, but he didn't dare argue with the boy. He stood up on his hind legs, refocused his eyes, and he put his fedora on.
Perry then looked sheepishly at Phineas, for he knew he was mad. Phineas looked at Perry sympathetically, and he knelt down and put his hands on his knees.
"I'm not mad Perry. I learned from last time. I remember it all –he taps his head near where his brain is-…I just want the truth," Phineas said, and he stood back up, "Were you playing sick?"
Perry nodded sheepishly. Phineas then said, "I'm not mad Perry. I just…I want to know if you played sick because you had a mission…and you did. Now…here's my next question…how did you end up here all bruised up and unconscious?"
Perry chattered, and Phineas gave him a 'Really?' look.
"You know I don't speak platypus," he said a bit annoyed.
Perry then held up a finger saying 'one minute', and he looked in his fedora for a notebook and pencil. As he looked through it, he pulled out a wrench, a teddy bear, a blanket, a screwdriver, a pair of scissors, and a necklace.
"How many things do you HAVE in that hat?" Phineas asked as his eyes followed the items he threw out.
Perry then pulled out a cell phone, a toy monster truck, a pair of ear buds, and finally found what he was looking for, a pencil and a note pad. He put everything back in his hat, and he wrote a note. Phineas crossed his arms, and tapped his foot while he waited. Perry then handed him the notebook, and he read the note:
Phineas, don't be mad, but yes, I DID act sick because Monogram told me there was something urgent. Turns out I kind of DIDN'T have to miss the trip because Monogram can be a dunderhead-
"Tell me about it," Phineas said pausing after reading, and he went back to reading it.
And he misinterpreted a text message as urgent when it really wasn't. It broke my heart seeing you so sad. I know you were thinking of me, and I really appreciate that. I didn't want to not go on the trip. I really did want to go…not just because it's Africa, but because I would have been with you guys. I was really mad at Monogram. Anyway, I basically had the day off because Doof's scheme was already foiled. Then I got a message from Monogram saying he needed my help. Apparently Carl was turned evil. I rushed there, got trapped, but released by Doofenshmirtz. Then long story short, Doof activated all his inators, and I guess it sent me here. Next thing I knew, I woke up in the bed.
"Wow, that's weird," Phineas said, "but it's lucky that you ended up with us huh."
Perry nodded, and he wrote another note. He tore it out, and Phineas read it.
Yeah it was very lucky. Who knows where I could have ended up? I'm just glad it was with you guys. I oughta punch Doof in the face for his idiocy!
"Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're going BACK?" Phineas asked.
I have to Phineas, if I don't who will stop Carl?
"I guess you're right…just be careful alright?" Phineas said.
Perry nodded, and he transformed to pet mode, and he went in the resort to get something. Phineas was all alone…until…
"Wow, you look just like me, except in a roboty way," Phineas said to the robot clone coming up to him, "and I don't think I have red eyes."
The clone looked to see if Phineas was alone, and he was. He then launched something at Phineas' waist, and it wrapped tightly around him.
"Whoa, what's going on?" Phineas asked alarmed.
Suddenly ropes sprung from the back of the waist shackle, and they went to a helicopter that had the rest of the Flynn-Fletcher robots pulling him up. The Phineas robot clone flew up, and it helped his robot family pull up the boy.
"Perry! Help!" Phineas called, but it was too late, the robots had pulled him up, and they gagged him and tied him up in the helicopter, and the helicopter flew away.
Perry came out with what he forgot (his grappling hook that had fallen out of his hat when they placed it on him. Luckily everyone wasn't in the room anymore). Perry came out hearing Phineas' cry for help, but when he got out, the helicopter was already flying away…his owner in it.
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Stay tuned for part 2, of part 2 (my version)…
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NAH! JUST KIDDING, read on…wow this is a REALLY long one-shot lol
Phineas struggled against the evil robot versions of his family. He screamed and struggled, only to get zapped by the Phineas robot. He then decided that it was best to shut up. Eventually the helicopter got to OWCA headquarters, and the Phineas robot pushed the young inventor in. Phineas had bindings on his hands and his arms and waste. He was able to walk, but that was it. Carl sneered at the youngest (by a couple months) Flynn-Fletcher.
"Welcome Phineas," Carl said evilly, "Do you know why you're here?"
Phineas didn't move or say anything, he only glared at Carl. Carl then gave Phineas a slap across the face.
"TALK TO ME BOY!" he shouted, and Phineas cringed.
"I don't know why you captured me! It's Perry you want, not me, and you aren't going to get him!" Phineas yelled.
"Oh contraire my young little triangle headed inventor," Carl said, "I have the one thing that will lure him back…you."
Phineas gasped. He knew Carl was right. If Phineas was in danger, Perry would come to his rescue any day. Carl then commanded the Phineas and Ferb bots, to untie him, but put him in the other restraint Carl had prepared for Phineas.
"Plus, Phineas, I want you to be a personal inventor of mine," Carl said to Phineas as Phineas was getting untied and glared at the intern.
"NEVER! I don't invent things for evil!" Phineas said.
The Phineas and Ferb robots brought Phineas over to the wall, and strapped him down by his arms, legs and waste.
"You think it's that easy, don't you Phineas? Don't you see what's pointed at you?" Carl said smirking.
Phineas looked at what was in front of him. It looked like a giant skull with green curved horns. It had one eye, and it had wheels on it. Monogram and Doofenshmirtz gasped.
"You wouldn't Carl!" Monogram shouted knowing what it was.
"On a little kid like that? That's not evil, that's being uncivilized. You said you're evil, not uncivilized," Doofenshmirtz shouted.
"SILENCE!" Carl shouted, and he looked at Phineas, "so what do you think it is?"
"Some kind of weird skull thingy," Phineas said.
"WRONG! It's an Ultimate Evil Inator!" Carl said, "I'm going to turn you evil!"
"You're bluffing!" Phineas said glaring at Carl.
"Am I?" Carl said smirking at Phineas.
Carl started to turn the machine on. Phineas heard the humming noise of it turning on, and he struggled as best as he could, but he just couldn't. He then heard it power down.
"Oh no Phineas, not right now. That would be just TOO easy," Carl said, "first I'm going to show Agent P that I have you, then I'm going to lure him here by threatening something, and then…I'll turn BOTH of you evil! Well…that or kill Agent P and turn you evil."
Phineas gasped, and he glared even harder at Carl.
"Glare all you want Phineas. It's not going to work, and now, I shall send a message to Agent P telling him I have his precious Phineas Flynn here," Carl said, and he laughed manically.
The evil robots set up a broadcasting camera, and they turned it on.
Meanwhile Perry was frantically thinking of where that helicopter could have taken him. Carl wouldn't be uncivilized enough to capture Phineas…would he? His question was answered by a simple beeping noise. He opened his watch to find the intern smirking evilly with his robot clones standing behind him.
"Hello Agent P. I have no idea where you ended up, but I can assure you. No matter where you are, I'm sure you will want to return here when you see what I've got…or should I say WHO I got," the evillized intern said, and he moved to show Phineas on the restraints struggling for his life.
"Perry! No it's a trap! It a tr-" Phineas cried out, and then he was gagged by the robot Phineas.
"SILENCE!" Carl shouted, "Anyway Agent P, you can choose to save him, or I shall do terrible things to him. There's a lot I can do…especially with the skills he possess."
"Mmph mmmph mmph!" Phineas yelled with the gag. (I will NEVER do anything you say!)
"I said SILENCE you little brat!" Carl shouted facing Phineas, "Anyway Agent P, your choice affects what will happen to your precious little Phineas. Bye."
The screen on Perry's watch went black, and Perry thought for a bit. Phineas was screaming it's a trap, but he's still in danger. Trap or not, he's going to save his owner. He decided to use a teleportation device Monogram gave him. It would teleport him outside the OWCA headquarters. Maybe if he was quiet enough, he could sneak in, grab Phineas, get him out of there, and go back and stop Carl.
"Alright, take the gag off the runt," Carl said, and the Phineas robot ungagged Phineas.
"It's not gonna work! I warned him that it's a trap. Perry's too smart to walk into a trap that he knows is a trap!" Phineas yelled.
"Warned him or not Phineas, there's one thing that hasn't changed and will make him come…you being here. Agent P doesn't care if it's a trap because warned him or not, you're still here, and that's not going to change."
Phineas knew Carl was right. Perry cares too much about him not to get him…even if he knows it's a trap. Monogram looked at Phineas who sighed in defeat. If only he could get out of there, and somehow turn Carl back to good. Then another thought crossed Monogram's mind.
"Phineas, how do you know Agent P is…well…Agent P?" he asked Phineas.
Carl turned toward the two, for he was wondering the same thing.
"Yes, that's what I'd like to know," he said sneering at Phineas.
"Well…it's a long story," Phineas said.
"I think you have time," Carl said annoyed at the cliché saying.
Phineas then told the story of how he found Perry hurt and unconscious and remembering the best day ever. Monogram looked at Phineas, and so did Carl. Phineas looked at Monogram, and Monogram knew what Phineas was thinking, as did Phineas know what was going to happen IF they ever get out of this situation.
"I'm going to have to forget again…aren't I?" Phineas said disappointed.
Monogram looked around, and he sighed.
"No, IF we get out of this situation-"
"Which you WON'T," Carl interrupted, and he received two glares from Phineas and Monogram.
"If we get out of this situation, I will not make you forget," Monogram said.
"You'll send Perry away then?" Phineas asked sadly.
"No, I mean…you will be able to remember AND you will be able to keep Agent P. Meaning that…you will be able to know your pet is a secret agent, and he'll still be YOUR pet," Monogram said.
"Really?" Phineas said suddenly smiling for the first time since he was brought here.
Monogram nodded, and Carl scoffed.
"Whatever, wait a minute…WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK?" Carl asked shouting at the prisoners.
"He's got a point you know," Doofenshmirtz said.
"Shut up Doofenshmirtz!" Monogram and Carl shouted.
"Shut up Dr. D," Phineas said simultaneously as Monogram and Carl said the above line.
Perry was just outside the OWCA headquarters. Who knows what Carl is doing to Phineas? Was he torturing him? Was he forcing him to build something? Was he making him eat zucchini? Was he hurting him? Perry shook the thought of anything happening to Phineas off, and he went in through the vents. He had to find a way to quietly sneak in, and grab Phineas.
Phineas just sat there restrained to the wall, and he made tick tock noises. Monogram caught on, and he replaced the tick tock noises, and Doof started to make a guitar (in that weird voicy way) noise while Phineas started singing:
We're trapped here, and we're waitin
Stuck in a cell or strapped to the wall anticipatin
It's lookin awful bad, and sadly we can't get away-ay-ay
We're trying to make the best of it while we're stuck in this spot
Who knows if Carl will let us have fun, or maybe not
Don't know if he's crazy or if he's got some evil plot
But we're trapped here, and we're waitin
We're starin and we're glaring at that evil intern
And he's lookin at us very evilly in return
So don't even think about thinkin
About trying to get away
So we're trapped here, and we're waitin
We're trapped here, and waitin
Yeah we're trapped here, and waitin
We're trapped here
"SHUT UP!" Carl shouted as Monogram finished the tick tock noises and Doof stopped making the guitar noises.
"What, we can't have fun or make music while we're here?" Phineas asked.
"NO!"
"Well you captured us, so you're gonna have to deal with it," Phineas said as he smirked.
Carl then slapped him across the face again. He then got in Phineas' face.
"Ya can't sing if you're dead," Carl said, and Phineas leaned in, and he bit Carl's nose. Carl grabbed his nose in pain, and he slapped Phineas again. He then pinched Phineas' nose making Phineas have a hard time breathing a bit and making him cry out in a nasally voice, and Carl said, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? HUH? NOT SO FUN WHEN IT'S YOU THAT'S GETTING PINCHED…especially because you basically rely on your nose more than your mouth for breathing because of your misshaped head."
Carl then let go of Phineas' nose, and he walked away. Phineas glared at Carl even harder because he did the one thing that REALLY ticks him off.
"NOBODY. Touches. The Nose," Phineas said angrily.
"Well I just did, and I'll do it again!" Carl said pinching Phineas' nose again making Phineas cry out nasally again.
"Carl! Leave him alone!" Monogram shouted.
Carl let go of Phineas' nose glaring and Monogram, and he walked away again. Phineas looked at Monogram with gratitude and he mouthed 'thank you'. Monogram nodded, and they watched Carl as he paced.
"Where is that stupid monotreme…why isn't he here yet?" Carl asked himself as he paced.
Just then Perry burst in the vent on the wall Phineas was strapped to. Luckily Carl didn't hear the clank of metal.
"Perry? You shouldn't have come because it's a-" Phineas whispered, but Perry was grabbed by something, and pulled toward Carl, "-trap."
"Well Agent P, you came after all…even after Phineas warned you. Aww that's so sweet, "Carl teased, "TOO BAD I'M EVIL AND I DON'T CARE!"
Carl then laughed evilly, and Perry's restraint went to where Phineas was.
"Well we know one thing," Phineas said and Perry turned his head to face him, "you care enough about me to walk into a trap even though you know it's a trap."
Perry smiled, and so did Phineas. They then faced Carl who was smiling maliciously.
"Glad you're here Agent P, so that you can unlock the mainframe computer for me," Carl said.
Perry only glared and shook his head and chattered.
"Oh for heaven's sake you stupid monotreme, NOBODY HERE SPEAKS PLATYPUS!" Carl shouted.
"I don't either, but I have a feeling it was like NO WAY!" Phineas said, and he faced Perry, "Was that about right?"
Perry nodded, and he faced Carl who only kept smiling.
"I think you're forgetting what I have right here next to you," Carl said, "Also, look at what's pointed at him."
Perry did so, and he didn't have to see Carl get hit with it to know that that's what turned him evil…and it was pointed directly at Phineas. Perry faced Carl again in a feared expression.
"Now I think you understand the situation?" Carl said evilly, and Perry nodded, "so are you going to unlock it?"
Perry looked at Monogram and Doofenshmirtz who were giving him pleading looks, and he looked at Phineas, whose pleading look was the saddest of all. Perry then nodded sadly in defeat.
"Excellent, NOW DO IT!" Carl said and the restraint let Perry go, and the Phineas and Ferb robots dragged him over to the computer.
Perry then looked at both robots and they let him go, and he did a back flip banging their robotic heads together. Both the robots grabbed their heads in pain, letting Perry get away from them. The other Flynn-Fletcher robots went after him, and he managed to stall them all. Carl then decided he would have to go after him himself…unless…
He looked over at Phineas who was struggling again, but he was no match for the restraints. Carl ran over to the Ultimate Evil Inator, and he positioned himself to hit Phineas. He didn't push the button quite yet, but he looked at Perry evilly.
"STOP!" he yelled, and Perry stopped when he saw what Carl is going to do to Phineas, "Unlock the computer or your precious little owner is going to be my evil servant!"
Perry then grabbed something, and he darted for the machine. Alarmed by Perry's action, Carl pushed the button, and Perry jumped in front of the blast. It was coming right at him….
"Perry!" Phineas yelled.
To be continued in a part THREE!...
Me: I only told ONE other person about the ending, so I bet NOBODY but her saw this coming! Lol, anyway, I feel really evil for this lol. I like it
Phineas: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE THE ANTI-MARISSA AREN'T YOU? WHERE'S MY SISTER?
Isabella: she could have been hit by the Ultimate Evil Inator
Phineas: then we have a problem
Me: anyway, please review
Phineas: summer belongs to you
All: Carpe Diem!
