Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS!
Bar wars
Only an intro
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This is an intro so you know the full story. I'll explain the characters, and the stories a bit…and if you haven't notice, this is a parody of Star wars.
Puke Landcrawler: His height is average for humans, has dark brown eyes, hair, skin and clothes. Puke is very, very, very happy, so happy he makes some people sick
Princess Payer: A bit taller than average, she is ugly. Payer has a bad temper…in the distance she yells "I DO NOT!"
Pans Coke: Really tall, really ugly… and really annoying. Says he doesn't like Payer, gets annoyed when she's alone with other boys…
Tobacca: A cookie from Mycheek. Toby, short for Tobacca, is tall and hairy. Warning! Never get him angry, and always let him … and his war cries are annoying.
Park Skater: Main weapon… a skateboard. With mega blasters on them. Not sure if he is human, this guy is short, and don't get him angry, he rules the galaxy. I thought we had to stop him from ruling it…not stop him when he's ruling it!
Park Hideous: Skater has a boss, and he's hideous…that's why they don't let you see his face. Not much too say, mostly because he doesn't appear in any movies, just mentioned.
Soda: Doesn't taste very good, and he know how to use the court. Soda is going to do things I can't tell you without ruining the story, like he kills Park Skater…oops.
There are more characters, but I wanna be cruel and not tell you about them.
Feel free to use them…WITH MY PERMISION! And I would like to know what happens to them when I'm not around
Coming soon: Bar wars: Episode 1, the ghosts jerk.
It might take a while…maybe in 10 years, if you're lucky… dundunduuuuuuuuuuun
Note: I own these characters, not star wars.
