I was translating "We have to get France a boyfriend" when I decided to write an alternative to their choice. This starts the same, but they decide that the "unlucky guy" has to be one of them. The chapter changes in the middle or so. Well... I'm bad at explaining things so you might want to read the fic xD
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia
"We have to do something" England announced.
The Allies were meeting at England's home. Well, at least four of them since England, America, China and Russia were talking about their fellow ally. France had been acting strange for the last month. No… That's wrong… Actually, France had been acting too France-like for the last month.
"He's creepy, aru! France dressed up like a traditional Chinese citizen last week aru!" China complained.
"I don't see any problems there, China…" England said.
"He dressed as a female aru!" China blushed.
"You're lucky… Last week he went to my home with glasses" America said.
"Why was he wearing glasses?" Russia asked.
"No… The question is 'why was he wearing only glasses?'! I had nightmares for the whole week." Everybody paled at the thought.
"He's stalking me. He's starting to remind me of Belarus… I don't want him to become one with me" Russia said, shocking his comrades.
"What did he do to you, England? Aru?" China asked.
"He tried to molest one of my friends!" England was furious.
'France tried to molest something that doesn't even exist…' America, China and Russia thought.
"But, how can we end with his behaviour?" England wondered.
"We can use my pipe, da!" Russia suggested with a smile.
"Russia, dude! We want to end with his behaviour, not with him!" America said and then he whispered "Canada would kill all of us if we harmed France… He loves that guy. Dunno why."
"Love! That's it! Wait… Who's Canada?" England asked.
"My twin…"
"Ah… "
"What's your plan, comrade?" Russia asked.
"We have to get France a boyfriend!" England exclaimed "And it will be one of us"
"…"
"Think about it! France is the country of love! When he finds a boyfriend, he will stop molesting the rest of us!" England explained to the shocked countries.
"But… why one of us? Aru…" China was the one who asked what everybody was thinking.
"Because nobody else would do it. Not even Prussia in exchange of the entire world's beer. Moreover, that way we avoid him telling his boyfriend confidential information", England looked proud of himself for having such a clever idea.
"I vote for England, da!" Russia smiled creepily.
"Not me, you wanker!" England yelled at the Russian.
"Why not, aru? It is your idea" China marked out.
"You will make a good couple, da! You will fight each other and you will be vulnerable and you will become one with Mother Russia, da! Da~!", Russia thought aloud. The happiness in his voice sent chills to England's spine.
"I agree with Russia. Well, only with the 'you will make a good couple' part, aru", China said, hoping with all his might that England got elected. 'That way I won't have to cope with France, aru… 4000 years alive haven't got me ready for such a cruel thing, aru'
"The commies are right, for the first time in history. The hero wants England to sacrifice himself for our sake! Hahahah", America laughed.
"Bloody traitors… Ungrateful…", England left the room mumbling swearings and saying hexes addressed to his fellow Allies. He slammed the door shut.
"The plan is good but… I don't think France will believe that England is suddenly madly in love with him, aru", China lamented.
"Nobody would relieve that England is madly in love with anyone. Not even with Mother Russia, da…"
"I don't have a clue of who's going to suffer more…",America mumbled, slightly worried for the Brit.
What do you think about this? It's a translation, since I wrote it (and published it) in Spanish. I say the same as the first time. I have nothing planned, not even the pairing... FrUk or UsUk (if America can't stand them dating...). but I think, it will be FrUk, since I already wrote a UsUk (Did I?)
I'm still thinking about the sequel to "We have to get France a boyfriend" :)
Review? Please~
