The sound of a radio signal off frequency is heard.
Strange lights in the sky…
Unexplained events…
Bizarre creatures of the land…
I have seen them, and I want to believe…
It's time for I Want to Believe, the show for paranormal activities and unexplained phenomena.
Squall walks up to the camera. He is standing in his dorm room. "Good afternoon, I am Squall Leonheart. I have been witness to many strange accounts of paranormal activities. On this show, I will prove the existence of each event. I have my assistant and interviewer, (I can't believe I am doing this), Zell. Zell get over here!"
Zell jumps into the picture."Arrrgh! I'm hear to say, I'm experienced. I've experienced aliens. I was there. It was near my hometown. (Airplane)"
Squall pushes him away."Anyway, as my assistant given away the topic our discussion will be on the existence of extraterrestrials. Our local legend goes by the name of…Pupu."
Zell butts in. "They're kind of like, built like gummy bears. You throw a rock at them and it breaks." He elaborates with his hands.
Squall brings his hand up to his mouth. "Ahem! Here are eyewitness interviews taped by earlier by Zell."
There is the sound of Zell starting up a video. The screen cuts to a poorly shot video. A poster card is held upside down.
Zell and Selphie…. it reads.
"Testing. Kadu! Kadu! OKAY! Now Tilmitt, what do you think about this alien?" He shoves the microphone under her nose. She twists away then brings it to her mouth."Well, you guys told me about seeing some thing like a flying saucer carrying away some large objects."
Zell nods. "Yeah, but did you believe us?"
Selphie is at a loss for words. "Well -…What do you…how should I answer that?"
Zell cringes and stomps his foot. "NOO! I wanna ask the questions!"
"Well then I –"
Zell just pouts. "Ughhhh!"
Selphie: ….
The tape stops and Squall gets up from his homework. He shifts slightly as he talks. "Next Miss Quistis Trepe's interview."
The tape starts again. This time with a card that reads Zell and Quistis. They are standing in the parking lot.
"Miss Trepe is this TT card authentic?"
Quistis nods. "Of course. The intricate design around the card is the best way to tell a TT card's authenticity. As for my encounter, well, I was there to see Pupu itself!"
Zell grins at the screen. "Good! So the card's real and its proof of Pupu's existence! Plus a witness account! How else could it be explained?"
"Well we could have inhaled some gas form where Balamb Garden's pipes were and hallucinated." Quistis adds.
Zell looks at her puzzled. "We were under Garden?"
Quistis looks at him with disbelief. "The crater, Zell. Don't you remember? When Garden took off –"
"No Quistis! Now its all messed up!" He pouts again.
"What? Ugh! Nevermind. Can we cut?" she motions a cut sign as she walks over to the camera and turns it off herself. It goes fuzzy and returns to Squall. He looks even more put off about doing this show.
"Now Zell's interview with, himself. After all, he is a witness." He shakes his head and mutters something softly before the tape starts again. This time is night and difficult to see the screen. Zell is looking into the camera too closely. "Galoob munjum nufter. What happened to me? I saw an alien? Oh no – GAS!" And for no apparent reason he passes out and the video goes black. Squall sighs in embarassment and continues.
"It is said that UFO's have been around linger than we have. But still it is not clear what their intent is on our planet. Could it be some experiment with time travel? Could UFO's be linked with the apparitions of inorganic mechanisms? Could they be coming from an alternate dimension? Or are they here to simply play cards? That is all for today's show. This is Squall for Balamb Station. Stay tuned to the skies."
Notes- I'm sorry for all you Zell fans. He is a little out of sorts. Squall is not happy about doing this show, but like all of his missions, he does them thoroughly and dedicates himself to them. Stay tuned for more mysteries. Peachy!
