Hello Everyone. This is my 1st fan fiction I ever wrote so please go easy on me with the criticism and if you have advice for me on how to make this better, it would greatly be appreciated. I do not own Beavis and Butthead nor do I own Naruto.
Rated M for some language.
Beavis & Butthead are not real. They are stupid cartoon people completely made up by this texas guy who we hardly even know. Beavis and Butthead are Dumb, Crude, Thoughtless, Ugly, Sexist, Self-Destructive fools. But for some reason the little weinerheads make us laugh.
Chapter 1
The story starts in 'Highland' where our two favorite idiot boys and their classmates from 'Highland High School' are taken on a school field trip to the 'Highland Science Museum' with their teacher, David van Driessen. A teacher who leads a hippie life and is a blond man wearing a purple shirt with a symbol on the front of the shirt that symbolizes 'peace' and blue jeans.
One of the boys is 15 years old and is really stupid. He has blond hair that stands out at the top. And he wears a same shirt everyday which is a blue shirt with the words 'Death Rock' on the chest. And he also wears the same grey shorts all the time.
The other boy at 15 years is also stupid as well althoffugh he is smarter then the other but not by much. He has Brown hair that stands out at the top but not as much as the blonds. And everyday he wears a black shirt with the word 'Skull' on the chest. And he wears the same red shorts all the time as well.
The bus they were riding in has arrived at the science museum and everyone steps out of the bus and the two boys stared at the building in question.
"Hey Butthead heh. What is this place? heh heh"
"Uuhh. I dont know. Uh huh huh."
Overhearing them, Van Driessen answers the boys question.
"Boys we are at the 'Highland Science Museum' where our minds are eager to learn all the technology the future may have in store for us someday."
The blond hair boy turns andlLooks at the brown hair boy.
"Whoa! heh heh. You mean like jetpacks and robots and stuff? heh heh."
"Why yes Beavis and many more."
Then Butthead speaks up.
"Whoa! Maybe they got one of those robotic chicks in there. Uh huh huh."
"Yea! heh heh. That would be cool huh Butthead?"
"Yea. Uh huh huh. Where there dude. Uh huh huh."
Beavis and Butthead play their air guitars and makes noise to the music in the head for a few seconds before they and the rest of the class head inside.
Once inside, Van Driessen tells everyone to stick together and then they take in all the sites they see until they come across a machine that Looks like a portal to Somewhere. The info plaque says it is a dimensional portal machine and there is a sign on the machine that says "Do Not Touch". Everyone else moves on to another area at the museum while Beavis and Butthead stay behind to look at the portal machine before them.
"Hey Butthead. Heh. What is this thing?"
"Uuhh. Uh huh huh. I think its like a time machine or something. huh huh"
The two boys climb onto the platform ignoring the signs as they can barely read much at all and not bothering to read what it said.
"Hey Butthead. Heh. Do you think we can like go into the future or something and get some chicks?"
Buttheads eyes open wide.
"Yeah! Uh huh huh. Then we'll score. That's a great idea Beavis. Uh huh huh."
The boys try to figure out how to make the machine work.
"Heh heh. How do you like make it work?"
"Uuhh.. Uh huh huh." Butthead Looks around the machine and finds a plug in the back. "You got to plug it in and turn it on asswipe."
"Oh yeah. Heh heh."
Beavis plugs the machine in and then finds a red button beside him, then he turns It on and the machine gives off a bright purple glow inside. Beavis and Butthead step in front of it and Looks into the portal in front of them.
"Beavis. Uh huh huh. We're about to see the promised land. Uh huh huh."
"Yeah. heh heh. We're gonna score. Heh heh."
The two boys proceed to enter the portal but just before they do though their teacher came back into the same room to find them. Van Driessen finds them about to enter the portal and he shouts at them to get them to stop.
"Beavis! Butthead! Get away from there!"
But he ends up startling the two boys and they trip into the portal. Just after entry, the machine breaks down and then it explodes into tiny pieces leaving the two boys trapped inside forever. David falls on his knees and looks down in sadness.
"No! Beavis! Butthead!"he Looks up at where the Machine used to be "I hope you boys are ok!"
The two boys are shoved around inside the portal getting burned and cuts all over them. After a few minutes the portal opens and they fall through. They fall into what seems to be a village, full of huts and apartments that are not regal-looking and a big cliff carved with 4 different faces on it. Unfortunately for the boys, they collapsed from the trap and they lay face down on the ground and they both appear to be unconscious. On top of that, it appears to be night so no one's around at the time. Fortunately for them though, their clothes remain intact.
A few minutes later, a young looking lady in a black robe by the name of Shizune and the hokages pet pig on her shoulder were passing through the village at night running a few errands for the leader of the village and was on her way back to the mansion where the leader is at when she stops and notices two bodies laying on the ground.
"What in the world? Come on Tonton!"
"Oink."
She and Tonton runs towards them to check on them to make sure they are ok.
"Oh no! Those boys are injured! I got to help them fast!"
She flips the boys over and see one is a blond wearing a blue shirt that has 'Death Rock' on the front with grey shorts on and the other a brown haired boy with 'Skull' etched on his black shirt with red shorts on.
"Strange, I've never seen these boys around here before." She Looked at them but shook her head back to reality "I better get them to the Hospital before they die.
She puts both her hands out to hold 2 fingers up and 2 fingers on her other hand to the left on her hand making a plus sign "Shadow clone jutsu!" At that instance. 2 shadow clones of Shizune appear by her side.
"You two get these boys to the Hospital! I got to tell Lady Tsunade what happend here!"
"Right away!" The clones said and picked the boys up one per clone and carried them to the village hospital. Then she turns to her pet pig.
"Lets go Tonton."
"Oink Oink" the pig nodded and followed Shizune back to Tsunades to tell her what happened just now. While she runs she thought to her self.
"I better be careful, those boys could be enemies of the leaf village. But they only look like teenagers but then again, looks can be deceiving so for now, I cant let my guard down.
That's all for now, to recap, Beavis and Butthead went to the science museum on a school field trip where they discovered a dimensional portal machine. Thinking it's a time machine, the boys turn it on and stepped through, but afterwards the machine breaks down and explodes leaving the boys trapped on the other side. They collapse on the other side and fell unconscious, Shizune finds them laying down and tends to their wounds however she can, then she summons her shadow clones and haves them take the boys to the Hospital while the real Shizune goes alert Tsunade on the boys.
