Hey guys, so my first fan fic was a bust, so here's another! Hope this one's better, kept reading other Fanfics about the author being pulled into Hetalia, but how about Hetalia being pulled here? Just a thought and then I just discovered the 2p!nations, and so this was born! Enjoy!
I do not own Hetalia or any of it's characters, it's all Hidekaz Himaruya's.
"Germany, recognizes his friend, Italy." Germany yelled.
"PAAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAA!"
This is probably the tenth time that I've watched this on Netflix and it never seems to get old, I've been a Hetalian for about 2 years now and a closet one at that, at least on my personal views about pairings.
I sat typing FanFiction when the door bell rung. Typically, I'd let it ring and wait for them to go away, but I thought 'Why not? 'So I opened the door and there stood an unusual character…and he was holding a tray of cupcakes.
"Hello! I'm your new next next door neighbor." He was in his early twenties maybe, strawberry blonde hair, thick eye brows, and as for his clothing it looked like he killed the cotton candy man, pink and blue er'where.
He gave me a weird look then handed me the cupcakes.
"Well, thanks. I wasn't aware there is a house there." Last time I checked it was an empty space, since this a relatively new neighborhood. His statement itself was just plain questionable.
"It's going to be built some_ acquaintances and I had pitched in for a big house there, see I am just finalizing the plans. I still live in London." He explained.
"Oh, well then welcome to Texas, Mr._"
"Kirkland." He improvised obviously.
"Carter." I just pulled my last name, but whatever as long as he couldn't stalk me or anything.
He stared at me for a while as if trying to figure something out as I was tempted to slam the door on his face. I was about to say 'bye' when he interrupted me.
"How old are you?"
"16, my birthday's on August."
"Oh! Well here, my gift to you." He dug in his pocket emptying out some suspicious looking items like surgical equipment and a small saw and putting them into the chest pocket of his pink sweater vest, and then pulled out a gold chain with a ring at the end and it looked expensive to say the least. What the hell?! My birthday isn't till August!
"Oh no, I couldn't." I said stepping back. I hate it when people do that, I feel all indebted and shit, I hate presents… I stood there trying to convince him to take it back when he shoved a cupcake in my mouth and insisted I keep it.
"Think of it as a personal gift from me to you." He smiled and then ran off in the, yeah, ran off, arms flailing and everything…
I shut the door and looked down at the cupcakes, damn, they look good, but I know mom wouldn't let me eat them, the 'no taking candy from a stranger' rule still applied, plus Mr. Kirkland was questionable to say the least.
I noticed one with a brown frosting and bacon bits, damn it! It's the legendary maple syrup and bacon cupcake. Okay, maybe one.
I took the tray upstairs and placed the ring on my armoire in front of the TV, then hopped on bed and ate that one cupcake, it was soooo good, but suddenly I was feeling a bit sleepy, damn it, if I was poisoned I'm going to kill him. I stared at Switzy giving Lichtenstein a lecture on strangers, damn it! He's riiiiiighhht. What the hell was I thinking? And what's this about letting TWO animals in the house?
I shrugged it off and laid down on my bed looking out the window. My bed is placed in a corner beside a window so I can see when it rains, and even though it wasn't raining, I was buried under 2 comforters, so I did what anyone would do. I clocked out.
I stirred in my sleep, damn, it's cold, I still have the blankets over me, what the hell? But I was too lazy and decided to just lay there annoyed and shivering. I could hear Hetalia in the background and suddenly sneezed.
"It's so cold." I shivered my eyes still shut.
"Aiyaa! She's awake, quiet down, aru!" China yelled, I don't remember that in the series, maybe I skipped an episode, it IS Netflix after all, they miss episodes.
"I think I'm sick." I snuffled/whined.
"I'll make tea aru." I heard China speak again.
"I'll do it, my tea is better anyways." England argued.
"Oh, Iggy, I prefer America's tea over yours, Earl Grey is so nasty." I chuckled adjusting myself on the bed. "Then again America gets China to make it so really it's China's."
"I like her." China said.
"Rude!" England yelled.
"I guess it's not that bad, with sugar, it's really good." I debated out loud. Heh. It was almost like they were commenting on my opinion. Funny.
"Really? Then I'll go make some with lots of sugar!" He piped up, wow, he sound happy, what episode is this?
"That's probably not good for her condition, aru! Westerners, they never listen." China complained again. "She's shivering." I am! Really, this is getting creepy. I opened my eyes up got a view full of blanket. I'm being silly, I told myself, go back to sleep.
"I help!" A big mass weighted my bed down making me roll over next to it, and then I felt arms wrap around me and the two blankets. THAT IS DEFINATLEY NOT THE TV!
I shot up and backed into the corner.
"H-how did you guys get in here?" I stuttered.
"I don't know aru, we were in a world conference then we were all crowded in here." No, no, no, no, no, no, no, where's my parents? How am I supposed to explain 1…2…3...4! Men in the house, I notice Japan in the corner admiring my Asian décor and my postcard wall. Wait! W-world conference?!
"T-there's more of you?!" I sputtered.
"Da." Russia said still sprawled out on my bed. "Yao-Yao, this bed is so bouncy~!"
"Don't address me so informally, aru!" He yelled. He calmed down then turned to me. "Yes."
"Name them, I have to know how many countries are in my house right now!" I hopped off the bed and placed my hands on his shoulders in urgency, shaking him slightly, causing Russia to start 'kol' ing.
"You know?!" China gasped.
"Yes!" I urged.
"How?!"
"I'll explain later." I said reassuringly. He calmed down again and sighed.
"Me, Russia, Japan, Britain, France, America, Italy, Germany, Romano, Spain, Hungary, Austria, Prussia, and Scotland." Scotland? Why the hell did Scotland go to the world meeting? Usually it's just the original U.N. and those actually give a flip I wouldn't exactly peg Scotland as one of them, especially with England as a main power… I'll bet he busted down the door because of something England did...yup I could see that.
Not only do I have Russia and America to worry about, I have all three of the bad touch trio in my house, I am so fucked…
Through the piano playing downstairs and Russia's 'kol'ing, I heard the lock turn. Shit mom's home! I practically threw myself down the stairs to lock the door and the deadbolt.
I frantically looked around for the rest of the countries, I found Austria, Hungary, and Prussia gathered around my piano. I hurriedly went up to Hungary.
"Ms. Hungary my fate is in your hands, please get these two upstairs." She looked confused for a while then smiled saying that she'd do it. I didn't have time to hear the rest of the conversation but I heard Prussia complaining and a loud PANG sound.
I looked into all the rooms and couldn't find the rest.
"DEUTSCHLAND!" I yelled at the top of my lungs.
"Ja?" I saw Germany leaning back so he could see me from his position on my kitchen table, thank God!
"Can you get everyone upstairs bitte?" I asked, he silently nodded and pushed the Italies, the two B.T.T. members, and America up the stairs.
"ALEXIS!" My mother yelled annoyed from outside, I peeked up the stairs, no one. So I let her in, she gave me the bitch face but didn't scold me, instead handing me some grocery bags.
"Sorry, I was sleeping." I chuckled nervously putting up the groceries.
"It's okay! You'll never guess what happened at work!" She started then stopped when we heard some yelling upstairs, dear God whyyy? I cringed. "Go turn off your TV, why are you blasting it so loud? The neighbors can probably hear it." She scolded taking off her blazer and placing it in the washer.
"I was cleaning the bathroom so I turned it up so I could hear." I explained, smooth, a bit much, but smooth. "Speaking of, we have a new neighbor I met him this morning." I heard the yelling getting louder. "I'll go turn it off now." I sped upstairs.
As soon as I opened the door Russia and America pretty much were almost in a fist fight about him bumping into him or something, I had no idea their relationship was that strained. Cold war, no duh. I guess I was so busy trying to get everyone it I forgot about it.
Germany must've seen the panic and confusion on my face and yelled at everyone to give me their attention. I thanked him nervously, geez, I have 14 countries all crowded in my room. Fuck! I don't even know how to explain this, must've been England…no, he seems as lost as I am. Damn it! I don't know what to do!
"Guys, I'm really sorry, I know there's not much room but it's just for tonight. I can get the whole house for all of you tomorrow night, just please stay in my room and stay quiet, I know it's a lot to ask, but I have a feeling that if you guys stay here than maybe I can help get you back to your world. Just please, I beg of you all just one night, just one." I begged. My family is leaving once everyone gets off of school tomorrow for spring break, I guess I'm not going, damn it, I was so looking forward to the log cabins, Robber's cave, and Oklahoma for that fact! I guess I'll go to school and come home "sick". I wonder if they'll go for it, if not I'll think of something.
They looked around at each other and a majority nodded but two, Prussia and France, ooof course.
"Yes?" I asked.
"This place is too small, where are we going to sleep? On the floor? Not awesome." He complained more kid-like than snide.
"If you haven't noticed I'm 5 foot and have a bit of a Napoleon complex, I have three mattresses, if you guys help me put everything in the closet then we'll pull them out. You guys are free to get a hotel or something but there's a question of money, I'm guessing you guys don't have any?" Everyone shook their head, thought so. Why? I have no idea, just a feeling.
"France, do you have anything to add?" I asked.
"Non. You answered everything." He smiled. What is he smiling about? Even I'm not okay with this, I'll be sleeping in a room full of men, I'm totally sleeping next to Hungary and maybe Italy if it comes down to it. You never know when Japan's sleeping and I heard China kicks in his sleep from where? I have nooo idea.
"Okay, I've got to help my mother with the groceries, please stay quiet." I reminded them before shutting the door, wait! "Germany, China, Hungary, you guys are in charge, thanks!' I added before almost closing the door.
"Wart!" Germany yelled, America chuckled, I almost face palmed, it means 'wait'. "Ein moment." He looked troubled his eyes darting from person to person, or should I say country to country? If you're wondering about my German, I took it for 2 years after 2 years of Spanish, I also got down the basics of Japanese, Italian, and a bit of Russian. I've been learning language since the 8th grade, it's a passion of mine along with History.
"Was ist es?" I panicked, did I miss something? Is there something wrong? There's so many of them I have no idea of what could've possibly gone wrong in these past 2 seconds! My mind was reeling with questions, when England spoke up in sudden realization.
"Where's Scotland?" My eyes darted, I didn't even see him! I heard the front door open suddenly.
"SHIT!"
Kudos, if you can guess who my next next door neighbor is ;P If you guys R&R, I'll continue! So please do!
