"Karkat?" A small voice called the Cancerous troll out of sleep. "Would you please get off? You're heavy."

Karkat raised his head from John's chest, giving the human boy a glare. They had fallen asleep watching idiotic movies that John had insisted upon. The fact that Karkat had somehow ended up curling on top of Egbert was ridiculous.

"It was your idiotic excuses for entertainment that so mistakenly put me into a dreamless sleep, fuckass." Karkat said, growling.

John smiled, buck teeth flashing. "You were purring."

Karkats eyes flashed. "I was not, dumbass! Is your thinkpan so fried that it makes up noises that do NOT exist? Or maybe you have been fucking around with Gamzee so much that it hasn't occurred to your fucked-up excuse of a conciousness that your clinically insane?"

John laughed, shaking his head and getting up from the couch. "You're so funny. I don't hang out with Gamzee."

Karkat grunted and stood as well, surveying the John Humans living room. He could never get used to calling the human's hives 'Houses'. It didn't seem right.

Strangely, as the Cancerous troll looked at the human boy, his blood-pusher sped up, forcing a blush onto his face. John's clothing was rumpled and he only had a shirt and boxers on. His hair was messy from sleep and his eyes were wide and innocent.

If Karkat wasn't constantly reminded that John 'Wasn't a homosexual' The boy would have been jumped.

"Karkat? Why are you staring at me?" John inquired.

Karkat went from staring to seething. "I was merely thinking of all the fucking ways to use my claws to rip out your blood-pusher."

John was taken aback. His big blue eyes went even wider. "Well, if you're going to be so mean, you should just go leave.."

Karkat sighed, "Whatever, douche bag." He turned to leave, stomping his way out.

"Wait! Karkat!" John yelled.

Karkat turned to see John holding up something. Then Karkat went red. His pants. He had been about to walk out the fucking door without pants on. He groaned and stomped back over, snatching them.

John smiled sweetly. "When you're not so grumpy come back over, okay?"

After putting his pants on, Karkat couldn't help himself. He leaned forward and kissed the boy right on the lips, savoring the softness of them for several seconds as he felt the boy tense.

John abruptly pushed him away, eyes big and blue. Not needed to hear Egderp's talk of how he wasn't a homosexual, Karkat turned and left, not bothering to close the door.