AN: Hey, this is just a one-shot I thought of. My friend requested this. It has some stuff that was never shown in the manga, but added by me . WARNING: Kinda anti-Sasuke if you want to look at it that way. But it's not supposed to be, it's supposed to be funny, and VERY out of character. But that's what makes the world go round, no?
Disclaimer: The day I own every ramen factory there is, I'll own Naruto. Let's keep in mind I only have $1.49.
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Sasuke sure isn't the smart boy he thought he was.
Boy did Sasuke Uchiha think wrong when he thought he wasn't a dobe, or trouble-maker. Let's list what he has done wrong (Or just very odd), shall we?
1.)First of all, he pretty much burnt the forest with his whole fire jutsu.
2.)He turned from an ice-cold-bastard, to a hell-of-an-ice-cold-bastard.
3.)Come on! Everyone knows not to flick off your teacher!
4.)You don't listen to people who play with snakes, and than starts to look like one.
5.)As far as I know, you don't have chicken butt hair, and feel OK with it.
6.)You don't become an avenger; you take anger-management classes.
7.)LAST BUT MOST IMPORTANT! You don't break a girl's heart, say thanks, and leave her on a cold bench. Is that really a way to thank a lady?
But, hoo-ha! Here's the sequel to that list!
1.)Then you don't come back after 2 years, and act the EXACT same way you were before!
2.)You don't still have the same hair style (coughs chicken butt hair coughs).
3.)You just DON'T burn the forest AGAIN only cuz' you felt like it.
4.)You don't forget that the girl that you said thanks to, knocked out, left on a cold bench two years ago, and it's only cuz' you kinda forgot her name.
5.)You then don't find out that girls name, and then after about 3 and a half years does she like you, you finely notice that she's kinda cute.
And we all thought Sasuke Uchiha was a prodigy! Cuz' here's ANOTHER list;
1.)You then finely ask her out, and she accepts. But leaves early cuz' you spilt your drink all over the new outfit she had bought JUST for that date!
2.)You don't then just let her walk off, and keep eating your dinner, thinking she'll get over it. Women are always like that.
3.)Later, after 6 trips to the flower shop, she finely talks to you, and then you forget your lines that you had been practicing alll last night, and just stand there and finely say, "Nice blouse?" when it turns out that it's 1 year old.
4.)Later, after 16 more dates that you somehow scraped up, you then put a ring in a cup-cake, and then she chokes on it!
Ok, ok! Now here are the good things that happen;
1.)You help her out, she LIVES!
2.)Then you take her out to a hill that shows a very good map of the starry sky.
3.)You ask her the appropriate way.
4.)She gets it, and says yes, and she falls asleep in your arms after an hour of glazing.
5.)You REALLY DO get married, and even remember got to gawk at her, and say I do! Good boy!
6.)You play your cards right and end up with 3 kids.
It wasn't that bad, now was it Sasuke? Now if we could just help you with that whole chicken butt hair thing,…
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AN: I had SOOO much fun writing that! LoLp, hope you like it Tiffany-chan! Now really, what if DID happen that way,……………..
ADDED LATER: Guess what? My first person review on this asked if I would please do another character. Any body else want that? Cuz' if a good amount wants to, I'll sure do it! What ever it takes to keep mad reviewers with burning sporks hunting me down,…HINTHINT: I'm going after a certian odd eyed, and odd haired fellow,...
