This does not involve Yaoi and if you thought it was sorry! This involves three crossovers. Please enjoy!
Vergil had no idea how he got stuck inside a box and by who. The worst part was that he wasn't alone.
"Could you move your leg its on my chest." A man with dark eyes with messy raven hair who looks as if he hasn't slept in days. Vergil began to move his leg but his ribs were elbowed.
"And while you're at get off me! You're not the only one in here!" Another voice complained and it looked like some kind of blue blob, if Vergil still had yamato he would've killed this blob a long time ago.
"This is so stupid! We've been here for about years in this stupid box! No has come to help us and we're cramped in here! It's a miracle we can still breath! We might as well lie here and die!" The blob cried out and began to push up the lid.
"You know, you have been saying that the whole entire time and we haven't got to know each other." The raven said in a monotone voice. "How about you go first, since you have been frowning this whole pass hour." He said to Vergil.
"It's years! It's years I tell ya!" The blob yelled again and got in the middle of the two, "And I'll go first because I know how much you two must be dying to know me."
"Not really." The raven said, the blob ignored him and introduced himself.
"My name is Blooguard Q. Kazoo! But it's Bloo for short." Bloo stood crossing his arms waiting for an applause or an "ahhh" in amazement.
"Now you get off me!" Vergil pushed Bloo off his stomache and sent him flying at the raven's direction."
"Cool he speaks!" Bloo said and glared at Vergil.
"You know if you keep frowning you'll get frown lines." The raven spoke.
"Does it look like I care about frown lines?" Vergil answered angrily but the raven showed no fear or no emotion at all.
"Judging by your style of clothing you seemed the type to care. You also didn't answer my question." Vergil still had his frown but complied.
"My name is Vergil and yours?" The picked his nose and said.
"My name's L."
"L for what?" Blood decided to enter the conversation.
"Aren't you busy knocking on the walls?" Vergil said sarcastically. Bloos' face turned red in rage and jumped on top of Vergil and began to punch his head. Unfortunately for Bloo his punches weren't that hard. Vergil grabbed Bloo and throw him at L who landed on his face, "I had enough of this foolishness!" Vergil slammed his body at the walls of the box with demon strength but his efforts were useless.
"Vergil I don't think this is no ordinary box." L said as his finger tip slid down the side,"If it was, we could have gotten out of here a long time ago."
"So what do you suppose we do then?" L shrugged his shoulders.
"We keep waiting till something happens." Vergil gave out an angry sigh and leaned on a side of the box.
"I don't know about you guys but I got a paddle ball." Bloo pulled out a wood with a sting attached to the ball. 'He kept that, but I didn't yamato?!' Bloo tried to hit the ball with the paddle but he missed and it kept bouncing on the walls and it even hit Vergil about twice in the forehead. Bloo tried again but it hit Vergil on the nose.
"Give me that!" Vergil grabbed the paddle ball from Bloo.
"Hey! That's mine!" Bloo tried to retrieve it but Vergil blocked him with his hand.
"Don't bother playing with toys you don't know how to play with." Vergil hits the ball with the paddle as he says this.
"Why you-AAHHHH!" Suddenly all three of them feel the box falling with such speed. Both Vergil and L have their faces on the bottom, while Bloo is floating on the air frantically waving his arms screaming, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE! WE ARE GOING TO DIE! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!"
The box halts brutally on the ground and Vergil pops out of the lid of the box rolling out followed by Bloo and L. Vergil lifts his head and pushes the other two off of him. Vergil sees they are trapped in some small island.
"You can't be serious." Then he hears a sound of an airplane that's about to crash, "What's that sound-OW" An object hits his head and brings him down to the floor. Vergil finally got his eyes focused and saw that it was yamato.
Too be continued...
