R2-D2 and C-3PO are standing in front of a large screen displaying the words Super Duper!® Anti-Blaster Repellent©. C3-PO has his hands full of papers.
R2-D2: Beep! Boop!
C-3PO: Yes, as my counterpart has just stated: Hi! We are here so that he may reveal his most hidden secret, the reason to his invincibility!
R2-D2: Beep…
C-3PO: This product has saved my skin… Shouldn't that be processors R2? Oh, never mind. This product has saved my processors…
R2-D2: screeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
C-3PO smacks R2-D2's dome, scattering papers everywhere.
C-3PO: Well, that is what you meant isn't it?!? Oh dear, I believe that you have ruined this attempt, let's start over.
C-3PO collects his papers, and straitens.
R2-D2: Beep! Beep!
C-3PO: Yes, as my counterpart has just stated: Hi! We are here so that he may reveal his most hidden secret, the reason to his invincibility!
R2-D2: Beep. Beep. Boop. Beep!
C-3PO: This product has saved me on many occasions. Take for example the time I was repairing Queen Amidala's ship. Laser fire destroyed my companions, leaving only me alive. You see, my secret is invincibility to laser fire!
C-3PO realizes what he said, and bangs R2's dome again, again scattering his papers.
C-3PO: You selfish waste of metal, why didn't you share it with me?
R2-D2: Boop.
C-3PO: You didn't feel like it!?! YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT!?! That was selfish of you.
R2-D2: Beep. Boop. Boop.
C-3PO: Anyway, the secret is a spray. It sends off invisible rays that deflect any incoming beams of intense light, scattering them into ordinary light. It also does good as wax. Wax? You think that is even worth mentioning? Laser repellent also works as wax? Why even bring it up?
R2-D2: Boop… Beep.
C-3PO: Because it's true? Okay, good enough for me. Anyway, the Super Duper!® company has gracefully agreed to distribute it, only 2,000,000 credits an ounce. 2,000,000 credits an ounce? Isn't that high?
R2-D2: Boop.
C-3PO: Not really!?! You could by a starship for that!
R2-D2: Boop.
C-3PO: Or a small can of Super Duper!® Anti-Blaster Repellent©. Right. By the way, what is the purpose of all these papers you insisted that I hold?
R2-D2: Boop.
C-3PO: To make me look funny? Oh, the humiliation.
C-3PO dumps the papers on R2-D2's dome. In response, R2-D2 draws out his little taser and shocks C3-PO
C-3PO: You wouldn't dare!
R2-D2: screeeeeeeeeeeeech!
C-3PO kicks R2-D2, gets tasered again, and a fight ensues. Suddenly, the hologram ends.
