Hey and welcome once again to the wonderful world of D Generation X vs the McMahon's! This is another spin off from 'Honey, We Are Marooned!' and 'Things That Go Bump In The Night!'.

As you might guess, I still don't own any wrestlers...maybe one day!

The story starts the night after SummerSlam.

Enjoy!

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Strolling through the semi deserted corridors of Raw, Shawn Michaels and Triple H whistled euphorically to themselves, casually swinging their arms in time to their music. Last night at SummerSlam, they managed to defeat the menacing McMahon's, ending a rivalry that had been happening for the best part of a year.

Or so they thought.

Upon their arrival at the arena earlier in the day, they had been sent a message to visit Mr. McMahon's office as soon as possible. Of course, in true DX fashion, they left it until as late as possible, waiting until the last person had left the arena for the evening before answering McMahon's request.

Knocking carelessly on the door, the two men were granted permission to enter. After a few moments they did so, complete with 'Vince loves...' and a picture of a cock(erel) t-shirts.

"Argh DX, it's about time!" Vince spoke, turning off his computer monitor, staring at the two men in his office.

"So you did want to see us!" the Heartbreak Kid gasped mockingly.

"Yes I did indeed!" Vince smiled, his facial expressions not meaning anything.

"What's he doing in here?" the King of Kings questioned, pointing at Jonathan Coachman, banging the door shut.

"Mr Coachman is indeed my assistant, and I do require his services!" Vince replied candidly.

"Yeah, in the bedroom!" Hunter muttered to a chuckling HBK.

"SHUT UP!" Vince bellowed, watching the two men stiffen comically under his glare.

"So...what do you want?" Hunter quizzed.

"Well, it's like this you see." Vince began, watching his employees faces slump.

The two men could tell that Vince would babble for quite some time yet, like he often did on Monday Night Raw. Yep, a 20 plus minute promo could seem like an eternity.

"Last night a SummerSlam, I came to a conclusion..."

"That you should just leave the company to DX's rule!" Shawn mockingly asked.

"No, dammit! Anyway, where was I Coachman?"

"You were saying about SummerSlam." the Coach reminded, pushing his swanky sun glasses further up his nose.

"Thank you! I realised that this crap between us can't go on for any longer. It's just getting out of all proportions and, quite frankly, it's making myself and the product of my semen, my son Shane look like idiots!"

"You don't need us to make you look like idiots!" Shawn joked.

"SILENCE! Anyway, we have decided that it's about time for this all to end..."

"What, just like that?" Hunter inquired, clicking his fingers.

"Exactly." Vince nodded, attempting to click his fingers but with no success. "Just like that!"

"C'mon Vinney Mac, do give us some credit!" Shawn rolled his blue eyes.

"Do you really expect us to believe that you and Shane are gonna call it quits now?" Triple H chimed in.

"We will do...but there's a catch."

"How did we guess!" Shawn mumbled, tapping his best friend on the arm, Triple H placing his hands on his hips in an expectant fashion.

"The catch is, we will call it quits if and only if, you go on a camping trip."

Hunter and Shawn looked at each other, their cheeks buldging, turning red. Suddenly, they burst into laughing, rolling on the floor with tears streaming down their faces.

Shaking their heads in a bemused fashion, Vince and the Coach waited for the two to regain their composure before continuing.

"What, that's the only catch!" Hunter giggled, helping HBK up from the floor.

"Not quite."

"Ok then..." Shawn wiped the remaining tears away from his dampened eyes.

"The only other catch is that it won't just be the two of you going camping."

"Let me guess; you and Shane are coming with us, right?" Hunter chimed in, gesturing towards Shawn.

"No actually, we won't be doing that. But, there will be people there that you don't like, that's for sure!" Vince grinned evilly. "So, do we have a deal, fella's?"

"Hold on a sec!" Hunter spoke up. "You mean, we just have to go camping with a bunch of bastards and that will be it between the lot of us?"

"Yes." Vince honestly answered, curling his manicured fingers together.

"Do we get to know who's coming with us?" Shawn questioned, wrapping his muscular arm around Triple H's neck.

"Not until tomorrow morning." Vince responded. "However, I will tell you one person who will be going with you..."

"Ok, who's that jackass then?" Hunter smirked.

Surveying the room, Vince beckoned for the two Degenerates to come closer to him. Whispering, he replied - "Jonathan Coachman!"

Spitting the coffee from his mouth, the Coach's eyes were as wide as saucers! Wiping the remaining spit from his delicate mouth, he watched in disgust as Triple H and Shawn Michaels once again stumbled to the floor, nearly wetting themselves with laughter.

"WHAT!" Coach shirked, watching Vince wink at him; a wicked gleam in his eyes.

"You mean...The Coach will be with us?" Shawn attempted to clarify, still in a heap on the floor.

"Yes...he will be indeed." Vince replied, watching the double act still fall about in laughter.

After a few minutes, they managed to return to a standing position as Vince addressed them once again.

"I'll see you both in the morning, eight o'clock sharp!" Vince warned.

"Yeah." DX shrugged casually, making their way out of the office.

Hurrying over to the door, the Coach checked the corridors to make sure there was no one there. Shutting the door quietly, he hastily questioned his boss once again.

"Why are you doing this to me?" he questioned, a hurt tone set across his voice.

"Because, Jonathan, you will play a very important roll in the whole of this!"

"I will?" he yelped, more in shock than amazement; Vince was always getting him into sticky situations. Yet, the pay was good so he continued with it. Plus, he got a sick sense of satifaction from the suffering of others; especially Shawn Michaels and Triple H, D Generation X.

"Yes, indeed you will. You will be at the fore front of my plot to split up D Generation X!" Vince yelled sadistically.

But will Vince's sinful scheme work?

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Next time in 'How to Camp!'...

Who is set to be camping with DX? Will Vince's plan get off to a good start?

Check back for more, soon!

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Hey, sorry for the short chapter but it was just an introduction!

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