Hello, my name is Ezreal also known as the Prodigal Explorer. I will tell you, summoners, the tales of my great adventures..

It all began in the Summoner's Rift. I was at home watching some Haruhi Suzumiya perfecting my dance, let me tell you I almost got the last step right, but I was summoned to the Field of Justice. "Oh great another noob testing me out while was free for the weekly champion rotation, yea more pain and deaths." was what I thought when I was summoned. I had enough of summoners commanding me to use Arcane Shift into walls and Trushot Barrages in the wrong direction. So in this match like any others my summoner was what people referred to as a old-schooled wasting 2,000 gold on Spirit of Elder Lizard trying to make blue build work, which obviously didn't. But after the game when the summoners ff'ed at 20, something caught my eye. In the middle of fog of war something, something shiny caught my eye.

I decided to venture into Summoner's Rift after everyone was gone. I had to sneak in but there was a game going on which wasn't good for me. I was very unlucky because the noob summoners had decided to go with teams full of stealth, I had to make sure I wasn't spotted by Teemo, Shaco, Twitch, Evelynn, Vayne, Wukong, Renar, Talon, Kha'zix's, or Akali. I cussed all the way to Baron Pit, because there was something interesting about it a game ago. I made sure no one was there but then something happened, ten champions out of no where popped out and started fighting, I had to do something without a summoner I can't use any abilities or any spells, so I grabbed one of Teemo's shrooms and ate it. Suddenly I became big, not as big as Lulu's Wild Growth but big enough to freak everyone out. I took that moment of surprise to jump over Baron's Pit to the bush behind it.

There I was safe, and I had found some sort of trapdoor under it. Next to it was a button, I pushed it then…

I died and Teemo got a kill.